LEGO Star Wars: The Padawan Menace

(VOCALIZING WITH STAR WARS THEME PLAYING ON RADIO)

Hmm. Fascinating.

A group of Padawans

returns from a field trip to the Outer Rim Territories,

but their real adventure is about to begin.

Check it out!

Look what I can do! -Whoa!

One more visit we have, my young Padawans,

and most important it is.

A tour of the Galactic Senate.

-But we want excitement! But you will have excitement.

The thrill of watching as a gas mine treaty is negotiated.

Master Yoda, is something wrong?

Leave you, I must.

A grave threat to the Republic, I fear.

Fun have! In your care now these Padawans are, 3-POC.

-Where are you going? You can't leave us! Peace out.

Taking care of younglings is just not in my programming.

Um... Uh...

Welcome, Jedi of tomorrow!

We are your tour guides. I am C-3PO, and this is my counterpart, R2-D2.

Now, I can tell that you are all most polite and very well behaved.

-Now, now. -(ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

You should always be respectful to a droid,

especially one like myself, who does not like to float

or to spin! (YELPING)

Just my destiny again. Made to serve, made to suffer.

Too much excitement.

-Come along, please. -Major headache.

Well, I suppose it could be worse.

Uh-oh.

Hey, this sure beats that orphanage.

Miney... Oh, I wonder if that has jelly in the middle.

Only one way to find out.

Hey, you! What are you doing there?

This is a restricted area. (YELLS)

-A mouse! Where'd it go? Where'd it go? -Later, man.

Hey, someone stop that kid! Get him!

The Galactic Senate,

also referred to as the Republic...

Cool. All right. I'll have one of those, one of those.

That should just about do me. All right.

-Hey, hey, where we going? -(DISINTERESTEDLY) Galactic Senate.

Where did that kid go? -Awesome.

This is your fault.

I have stolen the Republic's secret battle plans,

and the bomb is almost in place.

You have done well, Asajj Ventress.

When the device detonates, that is the signal for the fleet to attack.

Yes, Master.

And then total victory will be ours!

What's he doing here?

Cut!

Darth, you're not in this scene. Darth, look at me.

-I'm not? -Nope.

See that? No, do you see your... Right. Exactly.

Right. Good, good.

-Darth, do you want a donut? -Yum!

Somebody get Darth a donut.

-Darlings, I can't work like this. -Anyhoo...

Very soon now, the Chancellor will arrive to begin the session.

-Isn't it thrilling? -(R2-D2 SNORING)

I said, "Isn't it thrilling?"

His Excellency, Chancellor Palpatine.

That's not the Chancellor, it's a Sith Lord!

-(ALL GASP) -Oops, sorry. Hold on.

-(ALL SIGHING) -(LAUGHS)

-(ALL GASP) -Woo-hoo.

-(ALL SIGHING) -(LAUGHS)

-(ALL GASP) -(LAUGHS)

Senator Yaun of Bureaucratosis, you have the floor.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...

Yes! What glorious loquacity.

Wait, I don't remember you from the Jedi Temple.

Yes, you do.

Jedi mind tricks don't work on Jedis.

-I knew that. Hey, did you see that kid?

-Where'd that kid go? Uh-oh.

Time to be inconspicuous.

Hey, watch it!

Ian, kindly stop that at once.

-Just give me a minute. -Who's Ian?

Keep your metal pants on, I'll fix it.

Oh, my!

Blah!

Delegates, such behavior is simply not protocol.

-Oh, my. -Marvelous.

A disturbance I feel in the Force.

Mistaken I hope my feelings are.

Tired of being right all the time, I am.

Oh, great.

Give it your best shot.

Surrender, Jedi.

-Negotiate that! -Bring it on!

Watch meesa ears! Watch out, watch out!

Meesa one lucky Gungan!

Meesa hit! (SCREAMING)

Poor Jar Jar. Oh, well.

Padawans, please follow me out of here immediately,

and don't panic!

My stars! To the bus, and no delay!

Totally awesome!

Man, that was close. (GRUNTS)

Take that disk to the staging base.

Use my ship at the left docking bay.

Roger, roger.

Your other left. -Roger, roger.

Get me out of here.

Secret battle plans, that droid has.

I'm on it, bro.

Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna pass out.

Excuse me, sorry.

But where is the driver?

Wait, come back.

I can't fly this thing. I'm a protocol droid, not a pilot!

Artoo, stop that!

The chances of surviving this flight are approximately 650 million to one.

Must get plans to staging base.

-Follow him, we must. -I'm all over it, like green on beans.

That wasn't so hard.

I do believe I could get the hang of this pilot thing.

Oh, dear.

I suppose I had better exchange insurance information with him.

Or not. Artoo, get us out of here!

That is so cool! No, not cool.

Now kindly take your seats. There's nothing to see here. Nothing.

Holy spaceships!

Anakin Skywalker.

-Hey, kids. -Hello, children.

Awesome!

-I'm watching you, baby. -When ready, fire.

-Hey, how's it going? What?

General Kenobi, preparing to make the jump to light speed in three, two...

Quickly, children. Fasten your lap restraints!

Make the jump to light speed, about to, it is. Track it, we must.

Bingo! Locked on, bro.

Let's do that again.

We are not going again. We are going straight back to...

Oh! I'm going to be sick.

Didn't know I could be sick.

Look out!

Whoa! Hey.

Must get to staging base.

To recover the battle plans,

track that droid through the snow, we must.

-I have a bad feeling about this. -I was gonna say that.

-Well, I said it first. -I thought it first.

Matters not first said who it!

Sorry. One of those days, it has been.

Tracked the battle droid to Hoth, I have. Pursue him, I will.

You must not fail, Master Yoda.

Fail, I shall not. Never give up, will I...

- This show's boring. What else is on? - Touch that button, do not.

Up next, Keeping up with the Calrissians.

...it dices. Finally the power of the Jedi is in your hands.

-Whoo! That was fantastic! -That was rubbish.

Jedi Master, out.

Alone, leave me. No time for stowaways, have I. A ruffian, you are.

At least know how to talk normal, I do.

Yeah, now you're talking.

Find the battle droid, Cody and I will.

-But... But... -Stay here, you will. Speak to me no more.

-But... -No more!

I can see my house from here!

I tried to tell you, Yoyo.

This is so not on the itinerary.

Well, this is a minor setback.

But don't be afraid. I'm not afraid. I'm not at all afraid.