Plankton: The Movie

Follow me

to the bottom of the sea.

To a world that is truly magnifique,

full of wonderful inhabitants,

like Monsieur SpongeBob SquarePants

in a land that is, how do you say... subaquatic.

What am I going to do with 500 barrels of root beer?

All right! Hold it right there, Frenchie.

This is my movie!

Darken the skies!

Okay, now, push in.

And... cue the title!

All right, keep pushing in.

Closer... closer...

Can you hurry up? I haven't got all day!

Now stop! Ow! Too close!

You trying to kill me? This is the beginning of my movie!

Anyway, ever since I was a little boy,

I've always dreamed of taking over the world!

Tonight's the night, Spot, after 25 years of trial and error.

Yeah, yeah, I know a lot of error.

But tonight, Daddy has a world domination plan

called Operation Success!

It's got success right in the name.

First, I steal the secret formula to the famous Krabby Patty sandwich

and take over the Krusty Krab from Mr. Krabs.

Then, with the restaurant, I'll soon take over Bikini Bottom.

And after that, I'll take over the whole world!

Everything's going according to plan.

Karen! Karen?

Karen!

Computer wife, where are you? I have my mask on!

Let's go!

Hmm...

Now, where is she?

Not there. Not there either.

Aha! There she blows!

She's out with the Gal Pals again and forgot all about my plan. Ugh.

Be a good boy, Spot.

Here's your coffee, ladies.

Wanna go to the movies with us tonight, Karen?

It's a sci-fi rom-com screwball thriller!

- Animated. - With songs.

Ah, sorry, Gal Pals,

but after Plankton fails to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula

yet again tonight,

this supercomputer is going to unleash

a diabolical, all-consuming world domination plan of my own!

That my nubby hubby will love.

You go, gadget girl.

Yeah, you're the real evil genius.

Phew! Good thing she's doing it with Plankton

and not on her own or I'd be scared for the world.

Karen!

Karen!

Speak of the little green devil.

Karen, why are you sitting around drinking coffee

when it's time for my plan to steal...

You know... Operation Success.

Oh, you mean stealing Krab's secret formula?

Karen!

Sure, I'll help you.

Good bye, gals.

Gal Pals to the movies! Hee-yaw!

Don't you get it? This is a big night for me.

I'm finally gonna beat that idiot, Krabs!

Do you see this, boyo?

We really tricked him into thinking we left.

Hmm? Boyo?

Boyo?

Hmm.

SpongeBob!

Whoa! Sorry, Mr. Krabs!

I've been reading this Super Psychiatrist comic book.

And it says boundaries are very important.

And this...

Do you have to expose my plans like that in front of your silly friends?

Really? You're worried about being exposed?

You walk around naked all the time.

Doesn't that seem a little... personal and private?

Whaddya... Don't listen to funny books!

Look, SpongeBob, I'm gonna tell you a rule that allows you to spy on, I-I mean,

observe folks for their own good.

It's called...

invasion of privacies.

Oh, invasion of privacies!

Aye, lad.

Now, you see, Plankton's been weaseling his way into me office for months now.

Setting up a device to steal me Krabby Patty secret formula

And I've been letting him think he's gonna succeed this time.

But he's really just a pitiful pathetic jerk!

Ugh.

A little harsh.

Who cares! Just watch.

...of my nakedness?

Alright, let's go. Let's get this show on the road.

Give me a lift and then you can go.

So that's it?

I'm just a mechanical elevator for your little green behind?

Oh, honey, don't sell yourself short.

You're the best mechanical elevator a little green behind can have.

What? But you were just up there.

Ugh, never mind.

Hup! You can roll away now.

From here on in, it's all me!

Pack your bags, secret formula.

You're coming home to a new papa.

Huh? What's this?

Some kind of invisible force field?

Sorry, Plankton! Bugs like you belong outside.

Say hi to the missus for me.

Honey, I'm home...

Wha?!

Huh?

Wait a minute, what happened to my Chum Bucket?

What?

And what are all these customers doing here?

Karen!

Oh, you're finally here.

Surprise!

What in Neptune's nostrils have you done to my restaurant?

Well, I calculated that if everybody actually ate at the Chum Bucket,

you wouldn't need the Krabby Patty secret formula.

- So I gave the place a contemporary touch. - Huh?

It's a fully modern, automated backslash home-cooking fusion restaurant.

And it's open 24 hours with plans to expand into the known universe.

And that's not all. Wait till you see this!

And what's this supposed to be?

It's chum.

I just added a little sugar, some pizzazz,

and now it tastes like world domination!

Where's the evil, Karen?

Where is the evil? I don't see it!

It's still fast food.

There's the evil.

Ahh! Amazing!

See? They love it!

I don't care if they marry it!

None of these cockamamie changes are going to help me steal the secret formula.

Your idea hasn't worked for 25 years!

Why don't you try stealing some brains for a change?

I don't need brains.

I need an assistant who listens to me!

Assistant? I thought we were partners in crime!

Listen, if you don't try my idea this time, then it's the last straw.

Think about it.

Okay, let me think about it.

Hmm.

Mmm.

Ugh!

Hmm...

Nope! I hate this and I'm taking it all down!

Don't you dare!

Oh, I dare!

I'm daring, Karen! Get a load of me!

I'm daring!

Double dare! Triple dare!

Quadruple dare!

Ooh! I hate this!

I don't like this!

Or this!

This or this!

And I hate this!

No!

No!

Alright, listen up!

I want everybody out of here right now!

Yeah! Yeah! Oh yeah!

Now you're listening!

Mmm. Wow, Plankton! This is delicious!

And I love the fire show!

Hotfoot it outta here!