Dexter's Laboratory

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Oh, isn't that precious?

Like two buttons on a pink bunny.

Aww!

Ha ha ha!

Dexter: Ahem!

Hello, mother, father. Ahem.

Who, may I ask, has eaten

all of the chocolate-covered chocolate balls?

Ooh, sorry, Dex.

I gave the rest to Dee Dee and her friend.

Boyfriend.

Boyfriend?

La la la la la!

Ha ha!

I gotta see this.

So do you, like, um...

Think chocolate-covered chocolate balls are made with magic?

This is going to be so stupid.

Boy: Actually, Dee Dee, it's done by tempering.

It's a process that stabilizes the cocoa butter crystals.

You could say there's a bit of science in every bite.

What?

Well, Dee Dee,

aren't you going to introduce me?

This is Beau, the cutest boy in school.

And that is my dorky brother Dexter.

Well, it is a pleasure to meet you, Beau.

Say, that was quite an astute

scientific type of observation.

I've always loved science.

Oh, yes. Me, too!

Science is so cool.

Uh, Dexter, don't you have a wrench to turn or something?

Oh, yes. I am working on

a hydroflux defibrillator.

Hey, Beau, perhaps you'd like to check it out.

Actually, Dexter, we were just about to watch

jelly Jerry's jukebox jamboree.

Well, that sounds like a cool television program.

Beau, could you please pass me the--

I said we, as in not you!

Man on TV: Hey, kids, this is jelly Jerry.

So hold on to your chocolate-covered chocolate balls,

and get ready to jamboree!

Hee hee!

I, uh, thought you could use a refill

on your cranberry juice, Beau.

I'm ok. Thanks.

It's cranberrific!

Well, ok.

I'll get it!

Oh, Beau, I am so sorry!

Sorry, Beau! I...

I didn't mean to.

I just simply could not contain myself.

Uh, that's ok. Uh, bathroom?

Hey, thanks.

Why do you have to be so stupid, Dee Dee?

Beau: Ok, all cleaned up.

Ahh! Ahh!

Wow! You like Einstein, too?

I've always dug the big "e."

Come on, Beau.

Let's go to the basement

and play a g-a-m-e.

Beau...

Let's play lollipop village.

Ok, Beau, you sit here.

I'll go find the game.

Let's see...

Fallopalopadee.

Squiggle trip.

Here it is!

Oh, ha ha. Do not mind me.

I am just looking for

my gyroscopic oscillator.

Ah, here it is.

Hey, Beau, you might find this interesting.

Presenting lollipop village.

Now look what you have done, you stupid!

It was your cockamamie thingamabobbie!

Maybe he needs mouth-to-mouth resusci-ma-tation.

Well, go ahead.

Maybe you should do it.

It is your fault! You do it!

Just do it!

Ok! Ok! I will do it.

Hey, kids.

Is everything all right?

Uh, yeah. We're just playing, uh, emergency room.

Play safe.

[Beau coughing and gasping]

You're alive!

Wh--what's happening?

Dee Dee must have caused the stabilizer

to come--Beau?

So, Beau, do you, um, think, like, um,

you'll ever get married?

Um...

Dexter!

Ah, ha ha ha. I thought, uh,

maybe a beverage you could use?

Dexter, out!

Ok. Come on, Beau.

No way, Jorge.

Dee Dee, look. A unicorn.

A unicorn!

Unicorn?

Which do you prefer, Beau?

The 1678, or this, uh, double chrome number?

I think someone's knocking.

Nothing. I hear, uh, nothing.

Oh, Dee Dee. Hey, ha ha ha.

We were just--

ahem. Tea time!

Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya!

Eeeh!

Wait!

Wait!

Wait!

Beau? Beau?

Get back! Get back!

Stay away!

Away!

Beau?

Aah!

Well, he wasn't that smart.

Nor was he that cute, either.

Robot: Oh.

Oh, excuse me, sir.

I was just wondering if you know where I can find a sphygnometer.

A sphygnometer?

B sub level, room f, drawer 620-049.

Great. Thanks.

No problem.

Dexter: Wait.

Wait!

I'm coming down.

I was first,

but my task is priority code "e."

Well, mine is code "d," so you have to wait.

Shh, shh, shh.

Now, who's first?

Seeds are in botany bay 20,

and 10-foot Poles, uh...Aisle 12.

Space part 4, cz101, up, up.

Left, down, "x." Triangle square.

Thank you.

Yeesh!

Oh, so much to remember.

But that is why I am building this:

My over-engorged super brainulator.

It will remember everything for me-- Dexter.

Just one more knot and she's operational.

Whee!

Dee Dee?

Uh, where am I? Who am I?

Hello!

Hello!

Anybody out there?

Anybody out there?

Hi, Dexter!

Are you talking to me?

Well, your name's Dexter, isn't it?

Is it? Quite honestly, I don't really remember.

All I can recall is a sharp pain in my skull,

then blackness.

And then I woke up in this fantastic place.

If you, strange being,

can shed any light on my circumstances,

I would be forever in your debt.

You mean you don't remember where you are or who you are?

No. Can you help me?

Oh, yeah. Sure.

Here's how it is.

Your name is ducky wucky wucky.

Remember?

No.

Well, it is.

And my name is queen Dee Dee,

the almighty and most beautiful.

And this is our playroom,

where we love to play.

Come on, ducky. Let's play.

Whoa-hoo!

Ha ha! Yay!

Remember now?

Uh, yeah.

You know, I really think it's starting to come back to me now.

Do you know what happens next?

I do not know anything but the present right now.

So, whatever you got.

An independent film by...

Dexter: Hello!

Psst, computer.

You are taping all this, right?

Computer: Yes. But why?

Look, all I know is Dexter wants you to record him doing some stuff,

and then make me a copy.