Dexter's Laboratory

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At last!

I have you beautiful genius scientist supermodels

as my prisoners,

leaving the invention you created to use for good and joy

to now be used by me for bad and pain.

Man: Sometimes pain's a good thing.

Supermodels: Action Hank!

Action Hank!

But I thought we left you

in the clutches of the giant squid!

Seems he got tied up at the last minute.

But I'm here to straighten you out!

Villain: Get him, you fools!

Action Hank: It's not nice to point.

Hey, skinny, looks like you could use a knuckle sandwich.

Whenever I watch action Hank,

I hanker for a hunk of action!

Get ready to wrestle!

Grr!

Grr.

Gee-osh, Dexter. You're so flinchy!

Afraid of getting beat up by a girl?

No!

I just don't want to get none of your cooties on me.

Yeah, whatever, flinchy.

All's I know is you need to get a little more rugged.

Dexter: Ah, phooey.

Aah!

Oh.

Hmm.

Maybe Dee Dee is

but what makes a man rugged?

Ooh, action Hank, you're so rugged!

Oh, honey, you are so rugged!

Well, I haven't had a shave all weekend.

It must be...

The beard!

At last!

An opportunity to finally test

the beard-a-tron!

That is one rugged brother.

Shut your mouth!

I'm only talkin' 'bout Dexter.

We can dig it.

Rookie, do you copy what I copy? Over.

Uh, yeah.

That's our man. Let's get him! Over.

You sure that's him?

Now, listen up, rookie.

When you've had 47 years more experience on the force than me,

then you can tell me if that is or is not our man!

With a beard that rugged, how can there be any doubt in your mind

whether that is or is not our man?

Over. Do you copy?

Uh, yeah.

Then "Roger" me when you copy. Over.

Roger. Copy. Over.

Action Hank, we've been combing the area for you.

We cornered a rugged band of flour smugglers

down at the waterfront, but we need your help. Over.

Well, actually, officer...

I realize the ruggedity of my new appendage is quite overwhelming,

but I'm afraid I'm not who you think I am.

I knew we could count on you, Hank.

Let's roll. Over.

Ok, here's the situation, Hank.

The smugglers are in there,

and we want you to get in there and get 'em.

And don't worry, 'cause we've got vans and choppers,

2 kinds of dogs, and the s.W.A.T. Team is in position.

Why don't you send them

because they only have mustaches. Over.

Good luck, Hank! You're the man!

Smuggler: Here you are, monsieur fois Gras.

Second smuggler: I can assure you that it is 100% pure.

Fois Gras: Excellent. Gentlemen, we are about to make a lot of bread.

Third smuggler: I can't wait to be rolling in that dough.

Now what do I do?

What, are you kidding me?

Look at this thing!

You're all kinds of rugged.

You are the man!

Yeah.

Grr!

Grr!

Go get 'em!

Huh?

Uh-oh.

Action Hank!

But I thought we left you in the clutches of the giant octopus!

Uh, ok. Snappy retort.

Um, octopus, fish, the number 8...

Action Hank: That sucker was paper!

Dexter: Action Hank!

I thought I smelled stubble and trouble,

so I decided to drop in.

Two action Hanks?

But which one's the real one?

Who cares?

Get them!

Hank, we're still out-bearded two to one!

Quick, throw me your beard.

Oh!

Fois Gras: Oh, you're not quite through, Hanks.

But you're both finished!

En garde!

Maybe now you will get my point!

Ah!

Aye!

Oh!

Nice moves, little Hank.

Wow, thanks! We really did it!

Well, with beards this rugged,

was there any doubt in your mind?

Actually, Hank, I must confess.

This is only a synthetic beard.

I'm not really rugged enough to grow my own yet.

Ah, that's all right, little Hank.

It doesn't matter if you have the beard on the outside,

as long as you got the beard on the inside.

So long, little Hank.

So long, action Hank.

There you are!

We've been looking all over for you!

And Mrs. Claus has been worried sick!

Huh?

Huh?

Together: I won!

No, I got here-- no, I got here--

I was here first. No, I did.

Mandark! Dexter!

We're sorry, Mr. Luzinski.

Very well.

Now, class. Can anyone tell me what tomorrow is?

Duh, Friday?

Our game with southside elementary?

Crush the gators!

The 50th anniversary of the splitting of the atom?

The birthday of the first electron microscope?

Annabelle's birthday.

Aw, y'all shouldn't have!

Well, I guess all those things are true,

but I just wanted to announce that tomorrow is show-and-tell day.

Ah, show-and-tell!

Another perfect opportunity to beat Dexter.

And by transmoglifying my lab ducky, I shall succeed at my most favorite desire.

Ah, show-and-tell.

Another perfect opportunity to beat mandark.

And by transmoglifying my lab monkey, I shall succeed at my most favorite desire.

Dexter, voice-over: Countless exposures to biatomic energy.

All testing proves negative.

No enhanced abilities.

No physical mutations.

No nothing!

It seems that you shall never become anything more than a mere monkey!

Oh, well. I guess your special trick will have to do the job.

Good night, monkey.

Narrator: But little does Dexter know

that monkey is actually monkey,

the superpowered chimp who protects our galaxy

from all sorts of intergalactic evil!

Mandark, voice-over: After countless exposure

to biatomic energy,

all testing proves negative.

No enhanced abilities.

No physical mutations.

No nothing!

It seems you shall never become

anything more than a mere ducky!

Oh, well. I guess your special trick will have to do the job.

Good night, ducky.

Narrator: But little does mandark know

that when the moonlight hits ducky,

it transforms him into quackor the fowl!

And now, back to our story.

Mandark: Oh! Ah! Ooh!

Ooh! Ah!

I have to beat Dexter, sworn enemy.

Have to destroy Dexter's lab.

Mandark: Have to destroy Dexter's lab!

Have to destroy Dexter's lab!

If only ducky could.

Ah, stupid Dee Dee coming into my lab,

using secret entrance behind the bookcase.