Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes

Man, I must be some kind of magnet for giant alien robots.

Great! Now it's giant alien robots with lasers.

Johnny, we're on our way. ETA 22.3 seconds.

Wait for backup. Do not attack. Repeat. Do not attack the robot.

Oh, attack? Me? Never.

Flame on!

That's his third car this month.

I don't understand it. I've explained to him my theory about these...

It's Johnny. You lost him at "Don't."

How about we save Johnny now and complain about him later?

Nice try, robo-chump, but I got...

Johnny, don't!

Did you see that? Boom! Man, that was cool.

I'm sorry, Reed. What were you saying?

Johnny!

You said it wouldn't hurt him.

My scans of the robot showed no signs of weaponry.

No weapons? It just vaporized my brother.

No, not vaporized, transported.

I'm getting residual wormhole readings. I think I can track it.

Think? You think?

I mean, I most likely can track it.

From what I gather, Johnny's been taken to another galaxy.

My baby brother taken to another galaxy?

Nice one, Stretch.

Remind me to never have you cheer me up.

I didn't mean to imply...

I mean, it's wholly possible he's alive and well, just in another galaxy.

Right. All I know is that when she wakes up,

try to have a better answer than that.

I see your point.

Our appearance at the children's hospital fundraiser

will have to wait.

I'll call them on our way back to the Baxter Building.

No, I'll cover. Anything for the kids, right?

- You've got the hard job. - Finding Johnny?

Keeping Suzy from tying you in knots. Get busy.

Hey, I'm landing here!

Funny, I don't remember putting a dog collar on this morning.

Jonathan Spencer Storm.

Sis?

Man, you sound horrible.

Whoa, the Smurfs got big.

I am Ronan the Accuser.

Are you Angry Smurf?

Silence! You have been charged with high crimes against the Kree empire.

Prepare to be judged.

Judged, huh? Let me think about that for a sec.

Nah, I'm outta here. Flame on!

So long, suckers!

Yeah, you're the Angry Smurf.

Ladies and gentlemen,

here to dedicate the opening of the New York Children's Hospital

are the Fantastic...

What?

Well, sadly three of the team have been called away on an emergency,

but I would like to present the Thing!

Hi. Yeah, sorry about the door.

Yeah, okay. Reed prepared a speech.

Oh, no.

Stupid fat fingers!

Oh, anything for the kids.

And there go the pants.

Just calibrating now.

I'm tracing the path of the energy signature.

Really, quite an interesting form of...

Right, sorry.

- So where is he? - Susan, you have to understand.

Johnny could be anywhere in the universe. He...

Where is my brother?

Energy reading matched and located.

It looks like he's in Central Park.

We have returned to Earth.

Under Kree law, you have the right to be terminated on your home planet.

Good, because I've got places to be. I'm an important person.

I can't just be abducted by crazy aliens and... Terminated?

Susan, wait.

The energy readings are like nothing I've ever seen.

Is my brother in there?

Well, according to my instruments, yes, but...

Fascinating!

This energy, the readings are off the scale.

I'll show you "off the scale."

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.

What's this all about? And what is that noise?

Your teammates are trying to access you,

but their unique abilities are no match for Kree technology.

Let the trial of the accused proceed.

Trial? Do I get a lawyer or anything?

Silence!

By Hala's laws, the accused has a right to choose his own...

- Reed Richards! - So be it.

Reed, get out of my way.

Susan, we have to proceed carefully. We don't know anything about...

Reed!

Reed, here's the short version.

Aliens want to wipe me out. Don't know why.

Trial. You're my lawyer. Go.

Astonishing! An extraterrestrial race,

but with uncanny similarities to the Roman culture.

Their technology far outstrips our own.

Yo, Reed. Termination. Me. Please, help!

What are the charges against Johnny? I mean, my client.

The accused will be confronted with his crimes in due course.

Choose now two witnesses for his defense.

That's the show, folks. I gotta run.

All right! Yeah!

Won't give up.

- What? Johnny, you're alive! - Yeah, for the moment.

Hey, I love what you did with your tux there, Benji.

I see Stretch found you, Matchstick, and you're in trouble as usual.

- Who do you want me to hit first? - Nobody yet.

This is supposed to be some sort of trial. We'll try to play by the rules.

As legal counsel to Jonathan Spencer Storm,

I respectfully request

that the charges against him be presented, so that we...

Behold, the accused's crimes against the Kree empire.

Eleven earth weeks ago, Kree Sentry 459 attempted contact

and was destroyed without provocation.

It was big and ugly. I thought it was trying to break in.

Sentry 521.

It snuck up behind me,

but you have to admit that was a pretty sweet move.

Sentry 714. Using a simple scanning laser.

Look, by that time it was kind of a habit.

May it please this court.

My client admits the events did, in fact, transpire as depicted,

but maintains that the Krees' intentions were subject to misinterpretation.

He regrets the incidents and would like to offer restitution.

Are you speaking alien?

Just say you're sorry.

I am. I am totally sorry.