The Intruder

Okay, is there a reason you're trying to kill me? Yeah, I had to get you here by 8 p.m. Tu veux me tuer ?

Annie's throwing a surprise party for you. On doit y être à 20 h.

Will you please try to act surprised when you walk in? Annie a prévu une fête surprise.

Yeah, yeah, I got you. I got you, man. Aie l'air surpris, s'il te plaît.

You think he'll be surprised? I'm so excited. It's gonna be great. Don't forget, surprised. Yeah, yeah. Pas de problème. - Il sera surpris ? - Ça va être génial.

Oh, oh, oh, look, look. Sois surpris.

You look great. Attention.

Surprise! Oh, shit! - Tu es superbe. - Surprise !

It was all Annie. Merde !

We got you! What's up? Good to see you. Come here. Remercie Annie. - On t'a eu ! - Ça va ?

Mm! Content de te voir.

Come here. What is--? What? I'm so proud of you. - Viens. - Quoi ?

I don't know how you did this Je suis si fière.

because I just closed the deal like an hour ago. Comment tu as fait ?

Yeah, that's the thing. I had this planned for weeks. Because I knew you were gonna close the deal. Je viens de conclure l'affaire. J'ai eu des semaines.

You're, uh-- Je savais que tu y arriverais.

You really are something special. You know that? Thank you. Thank you. Tu es vraiment exceptionnelle.

I need to borrow him for one second, okay? Hey, everybody, grab your glass - Merci. - Merci. Je te l'emprunte une seconde.

because I'm about to make a toast. To my best friend, Levez vos verres pour un toast.

and now the number-one earner at the company, Scott Howard! A mon pote, le meilleur employé de la boîte,

Wait, you need this. Thank you. Appreciate you. Thank you, guys, so much for coming. Scott Howard ! - Tiens. - Merci.

This is not just a victory for me. Sympa. Merci à tous.

This is a victory for all of us, right? And to my wife, Cette victoire est la nôtre.

I love you, I love you, I love you. Thank you. I love you too. A ma femme, je t'aime.

Yeah, bud! - Merci. - Moi aussi.

You remember that conversation we had about buying that house up in Napa? Yeah. Tu te souviens de la maison à Napa qu'on voulait acheter ?

You sure that's something you want to do? I'm positive. Tu veux le faire ?

I want that house. Affirmatif.

I want a family. I want our kids to be able to play outside. Je veux la maison. Je veux une famille.

Could be nice. Et un jardin pour nos enfants.

Get away from all of this noise. Yeah. Ce serait bien. Loin du bruit.

So this house has been on the market for a while. Let's just not get our hopes up, okay? Elle est mise en vente depuis longtemps.

I know, I know. I'm just excited Pas de faux espoirs.

that we're finally going to see it! This is it. 6741 Arbor Road. Je sais. J'ai hâte de la voir enfin !

And here we are. Wow. Nous y voilà.

Doesn't look like anyone's home. No, I hear someone in the back. Il n'y a personne.

Come on. Something tells me Domino's won't deliver. J'entends quelqu'un. Allez.

This is so pretty. Watch your step. Oh, honey, look. Domino's ne livrera pas ici. - C'est joli. - Fais attention.

I don't know. Regarde.

This might be the one. Je ne sais pas.

This is incredible. We need to go. C'est peut-être la bonne. C'est incroyable.

Here he comes. Wait, wait. - Partons. - Il arrive.

We need to go. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. - Minute. - Partons.

We have a bounty on deer. They're eating up all the gardens. Pardon. Je ne voulais pas vous faire peur. On peut tuer les biches.

Go through them in nothing flat. But there's an upside. Elles bouffent tout en un éclair.

You like venison? Ça a ses avantages.

I-I don't know. You don't know? I don't know. Vous aimez le chevreuil ? Je l'ignore.

I'm Charlie Peck. Welcome to Foxglove. - Quoi ? - Je l'ignore. Charlie Peck.

Scott Howard. This is my wife, Annie. Bienvenue à Digitale. Scott Howard.

Hi. Nice to meet you. Hi. I guess you want to see the house, huh? Ma femme, Annie.

Yes. Yeah. Come on up. Sorry. Sorry about that. - Enchantée. - Bonjour. C'est pour visiter ? - Oui. - Venez.

We're gonna be laughing about this soon. Come on. Je suis désolé.

Yeah. On en rira bientôt.

You're gonna love my house. It might need a freshen-up, but, uh... Vous allez adorer.

I think you're gonna have to agree, it's got great bones. Il faut la rafraîchir, mais, vous verrez bien,

You guys got kids? Uh... Not yet. c'est du solide. Des enfants ?

We raised two kids in this house, my wife and I. Pas encore.

Ellen. She's gone now. On a eu deux enfants avec ma femme. Ellen.

I lost her to cancer two years ago. I'm sorry to hear that. Elle est morte. D'un cancer, il y a deux ans.

So, what do you do, Scott? Mes condoléances.

I'm a creative director at Saunders and Ruddick in San Francisco. Vous faites quoi ?

It's a branding and advertising agency. Annie, do you work? I mostly write for women's magazines. Je suis directeur de création à San Francisco. Dans une agence de pub.

Articles about injustice, women empowerment, self-love, that sort of thing. This view is beautiful. Et vous ? Je suis rédactrice. J'écris sur l'injustice, les droits des femmes,

My great-great-grandfather built this house in 1905. It's the only house I ever lived in. l'amour-propre. Magnifique vue.

Why do you call it Foxglove? The entire valley used to be covered with the stuff. Mon aïeul a construit cette maison en 1905. - J'ai toujours vécu ici. - Pourquoi ce nom ?

Now it's kind of rare. Foxglove is poisonous, isn't it? La digitale poussait dans la vallée. Auparavant.

Highly. Elle est vénéneuse ?

Come on, I'm gonna give you the grand tour. The house, it backs up to a wooded nature preserve. Très. Je vais vous faire visiter.

Lots of privacy, huh? On est au cœur d'une nature préservée.

Nobody can build behind us. I love this marble. On est seuls ?

Do you cook, Annie? - Interdiction de construire. - J'adore le marbre.

She's a damn good cook. And a great baker. And even better wife. Vous cuisinez ? Elle est douée.

My grandmother taught me to cook. Excellente pâtissière et épouse.

Really? Yeah. Ça vient de ma grand-mère.

That's a beautiful stone. Thank you. Is that an emerald? It is. - Ah oui ? - Oui. - Belle pierre. - Merci.

Birthstone? No. Yeah. - Emeraude ? - Oui.

Yeah. - Depuis l'enfance ? - Oui.

So am I. No way. Really? - Si. - Pareil.

Yeah. We're not gonna get into how many years. - Oui ? - Oui.

That is crazy. Yep. Je vous épargne depuis quand. C'est fou.

Wow, that's a good sign. That's a good sign. C'est bon signe.

So here's where I rule, Scott. And I watch a lot of sports in here and read. Bon signe. C'est mon domaine.

Hey, football's on. You got a team? Yeah, yeah. Raiders. Je regarde du sport et je lis. Vous aimez quelle équipe ?

Rams here. That's unfortunate. Les Raiders.

You watch on that? Yeah. You got a big flat-screen, right? - Moi, les Rams. - Dommage. - Là-dessus ? - Oui.

Yeah, a little something. We're basic cable around here, but you can put in satellite. - Vous avez un grand écran ? - Un petit truc.

Okay. Vous pouvez installer le satellite.

He's got more guns. Nice-looking family. Il a d'autres armes.

Oh, why, thank you. After I sell the house, Cassidy, my daughter, - Jolie famille. - Merci.

she wants me to move down to Florida and live with them. Après, Cassidy, ma fille,

Your wife was really beautiful. veut que je la rejoigne.

Yeah. Votre femme était si belle.

We always had a lot of love in this house. It's not that bad. On s'est aimés ici.

You want to see the upstairs? Yes. Yes. Ce n'est pas horrible. On monte ?

Come on. Come on. - Oui. - Allez.

Honey? Allez.

Coming, coming. Just looking at... Chéri ?

all this old shit. J'arrive. Je regarde...

Oh. ces vieux trucs.

A lot of yellow. This room hasn't been redone in 20 years. C'est jaune.

So I figured whoever buys the place will just make it their own. Beautiful terrace, though. Rien n'a changé en 20 ans. Il suffit de la refaire à son goût.

Yeah. Belle terrasse.

Hey.

You scared me.

You okay? Night-blooming jasmine comes through that terrace at night. - Tu m'as fait peur. - Ça va ?

Oh, it's just heaven. Oh, uh... On a du jasmin s'ouvrant la nuit. C'est le paradis.

Here's your linen closet. Nice. Placard à linge.

Pretty much room for everything. This is a great kids' room. - Bien. - Il y a de la place.

Originally, this was the nursery. And then after the kids grew up and left home, Une chambre d'enfant. C'était une nurserie.

we turned it into Ellen's sewing room. I'll give you a minute. Quand les enfants sont partis, c'est devenu l'atelier de couture.

I freaking love this. Just be cool. Je vous laisse. J'adore.

I'm being cool. I'm being totally cool. Okay. - Du calme. - Oui.

Take a breath. Here we go. All right. There's been a lot of birthdays, cocktail parties, - D'accord. - Bien. Respire et on y va.

graduations, weddings, Fourth of July out here. This is a special place, isn't it? Beaucoup d'anniversaires, de remises de diplômes

You see it, don't you, Annie? I'm gonna go... check out this pond. et autres fêtes ici. C'est un lieu unique. Vous le voyez ?

So, uh, Charlie... Je vais regarder cet étang.

How, uh--? How motivated are you? If you want to know how much, Alors, Charlie... C'est quoi, votre motivation ?

the asking price is 3.5 million. If you can't afford it, Concernant le prix, j'en veux 3,5 millions.

you probably shouldn't even be here. Annie. Si c'est trop, vous n'avez rien à faire ici.

Hm?

We're leaving. Oh. On s'en va.

Thank you for showing us your home. You bet. What'd you think? - Merci pour la visite. - Oui.

Well, it's... Tu en dis quoi ?

Maybe not. C'est...

Oh. Ou pas.

Listen. You have to understand, Ecoutez.

I've had people salivating to buy this house, but I'm very particular, and I just like you two. Des gens veulent me l'acheter,

I will throw in the furniture, all the equipment, my tapestry, and I'll knock off $200,000, mais j'ai mes critères et je vous aime bien. J'ajoute tous les meubles, l'équipement,

and you can have it for 3.3. ma tapisserie, moins 200 000 $,

We still have a few more places we got to see, but we'll let you know. et vous l'aurez pour 3,3. On en visite d'autres,

I want you to have this house. mais on vous contactera.

And I know she wants this house. And you remember, Je veux que vous la preniez. Et elle veut la maison.

if Mama ain't happy, nobody's happy. N'oubliez pas,

Thanks for the advice. All right. And you look out for the deer. si maman n'est pas contente, personne ne l'est. - Merci. - Bien.

Okay. Ha, ha. Gare aux biches.

I told you, you'd be laughing on the way home. You-- Yeah. J'avais dit qu'on rirait.

Oh, man. Did you just roll up the window on him? Yeah. Bon sang.

Rolled up the window on the Bambi killer. So, what'd you think of the house? T'as fermé la fenêtre alors qu'il parlait ? Il a tué Bambi.

It's magical, right? Yeah, if old is magical. Tu en penses quoi ? Elle est magique ?

Come on. Foxglove. Tu veux dire vieille. Je t'en prie.

You really want this place, don't you? I do. But you gotta want it too. Digitale. - Tu la veux vraiment ? - Oui.

It's an old house. It's gonna require a lot of work. Tu dois la vouloir aussi. Elle date.

I don't do that kind of stuff. But I don't mind a lot of work, C'est du boulot. Je ne fais pas ça.

and we could get someone to help us. And to be honest, I already have a thousand ideas. Ça ne me dérange pas, on peut se faire aider.

I could see it in your eyes the whole time. It'll be where our future is. J'ai déjà plein d'idées. Ça se voyait dans tes yeux.

We get the house. We get the kids. Notre avenir est là-bas. On l'achète.

We get the whole thing. On fait des enfants.

What do I say to that, huh? All right. On aura tout. Je dois dire quoi ?

I'll talk to Marvin and the partners tomorrow, see if I can swing it. D'accord. J'en parlerai à Marvin et aux associés

Yes! pour m'arranger.

Do you think we could move in next week? This to the kitchen. On peut le faire la semaine prochaine ?

These are gonna go in the bathroom. Yeah? Got it? Thank you. DÉMÉNAGEURS Cuisine et salle de bain.