Design 7 Love (相愛的七種設計)

Two o'clock this Friday afternoon, the ICSID announced that...

Taipei was selected as the "World Design Capital 2016".

Taipei councilors complained the result is a joke...

since Taipei was the only city that applied for the title.

No other city applied.

The judges had no choice.

The Government believe ICSID and the "WDC"...

Taipei City, 2014.

Taipei is officially the World Design Capital 2016.

Design 7 love

Cast introduction

DORIS

BAZI

EMMA

ANDREW

MARK

CHIANG

CHIZI

SCENE 1

Do you really think this stuff is OK?

Are you trying to fool us?

We feel we're being tricked!

This idea is pretty romantic and...

full of high expectations.

Do you really think this stuff is OK?

Are you trying to fool us?

We're being tricked!

Did your use your brain?

Our brains have all dried out!

- Where's the 'love'? - It's romantic!

And pretty realistic.

- Who can understand it? - I can't understand it!

Morons!

Pay more money, get more love.

What have we spent?

Let me say this...

Wrong! We don't want this!

Business is bad. You're aiming too high.

They don't understand.

'Love' is very simple.

- Beaches, roses and chocolate! - Chocolate?

More direct and powerful.

Don't you think these are clichés?

That's what our consumers like!

They're like dumb kids!

I've worked in Shanghai, New York and HK.

Taiwanese are more international...

Vulgar rich!

They "choose" who they love...

they aren't "chosen".

This is Taiwan, not China...

with its billions of clients.

Let's keep it simple.

I can't stand this.

They're full of shit!

Be realistic, OK?

It's shit!

Revise it before our next meeting.

'Love' is very simple...

Beaches, roses and chocolate!

If they're playing morons, let's play innocent!

Emma, come on...

show them you're still a young princess.

A 35-year-old 'young princess'...

my granny would be a 'young cougar'.

34 - a long way to 35.

So rude!

Emma is thinking...

In this city... does anyone understand love?

She demands...

How bloody unlucky am I!

Does anyone understand?

So noisy!

The pain of missing...

The temperature of an embrace...

It's not a product... There's no packaging.

It's because you and I...

have fallen hopelessly in love.

"Create an environment of love, live with passion and make our dreams come true."

- You're back! - Emma, how did it go?

Like shit, they completely rejected it.

They're clueless!

Lectured by idiots.

They gang-raped us.

We have to compromise.

They want Hollywood cliché and dumb humor.

We need 'sentimental'.

Emma, don't be so pessimistic!

Love solves everything.

When I was a girl...

I had endless love...

but, it's the most dangerous thing in the world.

If I could buy 'Love Insurance'...

eventually, the payout would buy me a palace.

What is the Queen lecturing about?

I'm Queen again?

You always have been.

You're a problem solver.

It's called 'comprise', OK?

Always finding fault...

You know what clients want.

Of course I do! Just give them shit.

The smellier, the better.

But you wrap it beautifully.

Smile while they fuck you.

EMMA, a Lover Adventure, played by Huang Lu.

A senior designer will join soon.

A former colleague of mine.

- Please look after her. - Wow, a senior designer?

The Queen must abdicate.

Who touched my stuff?

No wonder today was crap.

It's Feng Shui!

Feng Shui? Hasn't helped you find a r-nan?

When was the last time you had a man?

Three months ago?

Four months?

Shut up!

"Slogan: Affordable fashion is the trend."

Doris. That's appropriate!

Why?

'The Wizard of Oz'.

The fairy brought by the tornado.

The fairy? Sounds cute.

As long as she's not a slut.

That's what I'm worried about.

This is Andrew and Bazi's office.

This is the meeting room.

You can take a break here.

Nice light in here.

Emma, be careful.

She looks foxy.

She looks quite nice.

Like a foreigner.

She's mixed-race.

An ugly mixed-race girl.

This is Chizi, our assistant.

Our daydreamer is Chiang.

He studied in Holland, so he's always hoologan.

Here's our area.

Let's work hard together!

The bitch moves quickly.

What?

Always ingratiating herself!

How long were you in Shanghai?

Almost five years.

Shanghai is too commercial.

What brought you here?

Destiny.

Destiny? To do what?

To work with you guys.

Clients are difficult nowadays.

But we can deal with them.

Just stay strong.

Strong?

It's good to be strong or have someone strong behind you.

Really? I wish I had strong shoulders.

You're too tense, you need a massage.

No...

so I can fly.

Two watches?

She's so pretentious.

Mom has arranged blind date.

A blind date!

You're going on a blind date?

Really?

Well, it'll be an experience...

Then find a man for me!

Wow!

Chiang: Breaking news!

No.47

It's really sickening.

Your Facebook page is getting popular.

What is that?

He set up 'Pig Shit Designer'.

A fanpage.

Designs that make him sick.

That's right.

Crappy stuff like this is everywhere.

Beautiful things come in limited edition...

while ugly stuff is fucking everywhere.

For Christ's sake, stop reminding me...

that you're a "designer"?

"Designer" is not an identity... It's an attitude.

You're just a kid.

Little spy... what's the gossip?

Let's talk outside.

What did you find out?

You want to know? Beg me!

- Beg your ass. You looking for trouble? - OK.

This afternoon...

I heard Andrew and Bazi next door.

I captured every keyword Andrew said...

In Shanghai, you couldn't deal with your ex-girlfriend.

You invited her to join us.

You're making trouble for yourself.

Ex-girlfriend? - Yep.

Doris is Bazi's ex-girlfriend?

Doris is Bazi's ex-girlfriend?

Junior designer can't be a junior drinker.