Party Down

I understand, Uda.

Okay, okay, well,

Did you change his water or something?

Don't worry, boss, gettin' off the phone.

- Don't wanna be on the phone at work. - Now is not really...

You're on the phone, I totally see how that's fair.

- Henry? - Yeah?

Can I do bar or plates,

Or anything but this? It's too soon.

Too soon...?

Mandy loved cheese.

Mandy dumped him.

Okay, do plates.

Roman, cheese, please?

Thank you, Henry, I knew you'd understand.

I don't, but...

Sorry I'm late.

- Congratulations, jumping boy. - Shut up.

Congratulations! What for?

Oh, you didn't hear?

Kyle's big base jumping movie was released.

- On dvd. - Oh my God!

In Asia.

Under the title, "jumping boys."

Kyle, congratulations!

No, no Kyle, congratulations,

It got dumped.

It's a shit movie.

Aw, straight to video, mutherfucker.

How we doing in here, okay?

Great, could I have everybody's attention?

For a second, down here?

Couple words about tonight, nothing too complicated,

Just a gathering of friends, I want to keep the vibe

Kinda casual fun.

So, let's keep the drinks full

Let's keep the appetizers circulating,

But let's not get in anybody's face.

I just want our guests to feel very relaxed

And uninhibited, so let's be like children,

Seen but not heard. No problem...

Oh, and one last thing,

Goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway.

Stay out of the fuck room.

Oh, chicken.

Chicken, chicken, chicken.

That was my ladyfriend's second favorite

Type of, ex-ladyfriend, ex-ladyfriend.

Hey Ron?

- Ron? - Yeah?

- Why don't we circulate. - Yeah.

Circulate.

Sorry.

- Roman? - What?

Didn't the host specifically ask us

To stay out of the fuck room?

A fuck room is a room where people are fucking.

That's just a room, so...

Okay, but...

So it's like an orgy?

It's not like, it's precisely an orgy,

How did you not get that from the invitation?

I thought it was like a mask party.

What's a fucking a mask party?

I got it was an orgy.

You did, totally.

Right?

Drinks, great, maybe,

Let's all get loosened up, huh?

And I have straws,

In case anyone has

Trouble with their beaks.

Super, great, so nobody has seen "eyes wide shut?"

Oh, I have, it's the one where lindsay lohan

Plays two people.

No, it's the one with the orgy.

That one's good too.

Very good film.

Okay, guys, take if from the man

Who just spent eight miserable years

In the cage.

We only get one chance at this life, okay?

Let's not waste our lives denying our desires.

No, let's check our hang-ups at the door,

Let's grab freedom with both hands, and live!

Come on, seriously?

Hey, what's going on?

That's a really cool mask, what is that?

Some kind of bird, or something.

Yeah, I was thinking maybe like a pehen, like an ibis,

Kyle, be at the bar, okay?

Yes, sir.

God. This job sucks.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

Well, the good news is, I just happen to have

A shower that will hold

One, two, three, four,

Five people, you wanna try?

I would love for...

Hey, everything okay?

Besides the fact that we're catering an orgy?

Yeah, everything's just great.

I know, I know, alan duk said

He wanted us to work it, okay?

And to call if it got good, so you could

Be in charge of that.

Okay, if you're uncomfortable,

I can have you switch with someone, hey Roman,

Switch with Casey, okay?

Casey, you've got prep garbage...

Oh, garbage, cool,

So for the crime of having standards,

I get thrown on garbage?

It's not a crime, I'm just... thank you, for that.

What?

Nothing, that girl has got a great ass.

Why don't the two of you just go fucking tag team that ass?

Do you want to tag team it together, high five...

Just for the record, I'm not into that.

Two guys on a chick,

You're a perinium away from kissing dick.

Are you okay? Because you seem like you're...

What, like I'm about to start my period?

I was not going to say that.

Don't let me block your view of the orgy.

Excuse me. Jesus.

Like this qualifies.

I understand the confusion,

Because you don't use the word orgy on here anywhere.

Well, that is because I wanted it to be classy.

Right, and "eyes wide shut" is a good theme.

Yes, they do wear masks,

But their whole orgy was stocked with hookers.

I don't think that's true.

Absolutely, that movie is really confusing.

If you want, I can give this party

A once over, and...

Give you some tips.

Have you been to a lot of orgies?

No, but I've read a lot on the subject.

I'm a reader. Okay.

You ever been to an orgy?

Can't say that I have.

Me neither, looks like.

It's early. Few drinks, people'll warm up.

Ed, my ex, get a couple of beers

In that guy, then he'd just start yelling for me

To make out with my friend peg.

You ever do it?

Gosh no.

Well, I mean, after my divorce,

But it was, special.

So...

Sorry to hear about your divorce.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

No, not like that. No?

Free at last! Oh yeah, sure.

No, it's so refreshing

Not to have somebody glaring at you all the time.

Telling me what to do...

Telling you what to wear, or when to talk.

Or locking up the remote,

Or calling you "hog body."

It's liberating, isn't it?

Sure was, yeah, whoo!

Free! Just me!

Dyin' alone.

Must be...

Really lonely for you here in this...

Really, big...

Beautiful house of yours.

It's just you. Yeah.

What do you do for a living, may I ask?

Estate law. No way.

That is the most exciting...

It's my favorite law.

That you just said.

Wait, Mira?

Hey, Kyle.

Yeah, it was like three years ago.

We did some extra work on "gilmore girls."

Yeah, hey, how's everything going?

Ups and downs.

More downs now, but...

Yeah, tell me about it, I did this movie last summer,

Just found out it's going straight to dvd.

Bummer.

Yeah. But I got a callback for this

Horror thing, it's called "chop shop""

About this shop where they chop people...

Sorry, actually, I've gotta go hold

The tray of condoms and lube, so...

Sure, yeah, do your thing.

Okay, good to see you.

So, first, the lighting's way too bright.

Pimples? They're not sexy.

Bring the lights down, and the music's gotta change.

Sexual drive resides in the hypothalamus,

So what you want is a beat that kinda stimulates that.

People around here are sipping,