Protégé de la rose noire (Gin chap hak mooi gwai) (見習黑玫瑰)

Can I continue my studies?

Actually you've finished...

all the psychology courses in the shortest period of time.

But I don't think I'm qualified.

You're qualified and you got the high grade.

Please go.

Ms...

Just call me Gillian.

You can change the high grade to the lowest grade.

According to my experience,

you suffer from 'Acquired Early Psychosis of Gifted'.

Draw the animal representing you on this sheet.

You think you're a pile of shit?

It's a snail.

Actually it looks like a snail.

According to Freud,

the Early Psychosis is caused by a huge stimulus in the early stage.

The stimulus leads to Hypothalamus.

Symptoms include the so-called Gilli An Lu Syn...

Don't call my full name. I've told you!

Charlene, we're in orbit round the Earth.

Ready, Charlene?

I'll use a beam of light to send you to the Earth.

Remember: in the Earth,

try your best to learn the culture of the humans.

I miss home.

Be a good girl.

If we found a good planet for us,

we'll pick you up at once.

Bye-bye.

Mum, don't leave me alone. Mum...

Charlene, I'm not your mum.

You aren't a mum.

Ms Charlene you've come here for a month.

We've done the body check five times.

Definitely, you aren't pregnant.

It shouldn't be the case. Do it again.

This refuge is for single mums.

You aren't qualified. Please go.

I'm an alien.

In our planet, I'm a single mum.

Women are mums and men are dads.

It's the same in the Earth.

Then I'm qualified, right?

If so, all the women in the Earth...

It's painful! My stomach is painful.

Relax.

Stay calm. I call the ambulance.

No!

I'm an alien and I got the superpower.

I just use it and you'll be all right.

No kidding.

You don't believe me? Don't blink.

It'll be all right... all right...

All right...

Do you want me to call the ambulance?

I can't figure out why... I'm not painful.

See. I'm an alien.

Yes, but this refuge isn't for supernatural aliens...

This refuge is for those common single mums only.

Sorry.

Five thousand and eight hundred, exclusive of electricity and water.

What? It isn't worth!

Water leaks in the ceiling. Got to fix it.

The wire is loose. Got to fix it again.

No air-con, no lift, no club house...

You think I'm a little kid?

Gym.

This wreck is a gym?

I got to spend thousands of money

to clear it away.

Five thousand and eight hundred!

No bargain. Five thousand and eight hundred!

You're Colonel Blimp!

The door's broken. You got to make some concessions.

Mum!

Are you crazy, ma'am?

Crazy!

Yes...

Who're you, sir?

Why are you here?

Where do you hide my mum?

Your mum ran off with her lover half a year ago.

If you wanna rent this flat, pay five thousand and five hundred dollars.

What are you saying?

He said your mum eloped with her lover half a year ago. You're wasting my time.

You should fix it, right?

The washbasin comes off!

This is a portable washbasin?

My washbasin's broken. Give it back to me.

I've used it since I was born. Why is it like this?

What happens? It comes off.

Where's my bed?

This is a risky building.

Nobody lives here.

Where's my bed? I've used it after I was born.

If I don't rent this flat, nobody does. Got it?

I rent it... how much?

Five thousand and eight hundred!

Five thousand and eight hundred.

I've bargained many times but he doesn't make any concession.

Five thousand and eight hundred?

I can rent service apartment's much better with this price!

Ma'am what's wrong with you?

I'm speaking Korean, ma'am.

You're a vampire!

Less five thousand and fix up the rent.

We're from the same homeland. I sublet this flat to her.

No bargain!

Bitch, kick up a fuse about this flat.

Kick the bucket!

Why are so fast? Tell me.

'cos you're fast and I just keep pace with you.

I'm bushed. Let's tune the channel. Slower.

OK.

Do you think it's like an odyssey?

Let's back to the normal.

Well, just kick over the traces.

Frankly speaking...

We've just known half an hour

but I think we get along very well.

Me too.

I feel we're in the garden of friendship.

Garden of friendship? Good metaphor. I love it.

A well-educated lady.

Walk slowly. We are ladies.

I'm Charlene. What's your name?

Gillian.

How about your surname?

Forget about my surname.

Why? What if I call your full name?

Generous remuneration...

Really?

- Generous remuneration... - What's the matter?

And fringe benefits.

Want an apprentice. Young beauty...

with aspiration and elegance.

An extraordinary single lady preferred.

It's me.

No, it's me!

- Me... - Me...

Why is so much shit here?

Thanks.

Buy you a dinner if I succeed in the interviews.

You don't need to go with me for the interviews.

Tell me if you need help.

Just gimme your address.

Have you read the requirements?

An extraordinary lady with elegance...

It seems that you aren't qualified.

A beauty with wisdom

It goes without nothing that I'm better than you.

You got wisdom but...

I'm a beauty!

You are?

Compared with those munta, you're the best one.

Mutton? Yammy, yammy!

You aren't suitable for the job. Let me take your place.

No...

You aren't...

Hi, where do you wanna go?

You say it first.

You first.

Say it together.

Shut up!

I just ask you to say it together, not chew me out together.

Well... you may take some time to think it carefully.

But don't blame me for a long ride.

Then say it together.

No problem!

Where do you go?

You both wanna go to...

Don't say it!

OK. I don't say where you two wanna go...

Still talking about it!

Jab your eyes!

Luckily I dodge in time.

Dodge in time? Watch out!

You're gals but act like a tomboy.

You have links with Ms LavenCan.

You two are from the same gang and committed a crime last night.

You two took a part in the crime.

Just kidding.

I know... you both date the same man!

You're lasses...

and have very little experience in love.

A boyfriend isn't worth friendship.

In fact... I don't have much romance.

But you may share with me.

Maybe I can help you to find a way out.

I need to fight for the boyfriend with you? Are you blind?

I know you'll beat me.

Still dodge? Look out!

You two are too much. I'd better sit farther.

I got it... you're lesbian.

I don't discriminate you. I tell you...

I don't discriminate homosexuals.

But you're too young...

You haven't known about your sexual orientation.

Tell me...