Daughter of the Bride

I see you!

I'm gonna get you!

I'm gonna get you!

I'm gonna get you!

Where'd she go? Boo!

I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.

I'm gonna get you.

Did you see where Katie went? Oh, no.

Look at those two...

laughing and giggling.

That is some pure love right there.

I gotcha!

I should know because that pipsqueak

with the wide eyes and pouty lips, that's me.

And the badass hottie? That's my mom.

She met my father at a juice bar near Copacabana.

He was the life of the party, and she was up for anything.

They got hitched, I got hatched,

and pretty soon after, he got lost.

But, my mom said it was no big deal

because we would always have each other.

Yep. I always knew how good I had it.

And I wasn't gonna let anything screw it up.

Not even pure unadulterated love.

Oh, please! I don't even know this guy's last name.

Venice...

and garlic.

Nice combo.

Off in the sea. It's so pretty.

What's the shelf life for cake?

Fridge or freezer?

Left on the counter, three days.

You could try grocery shopping.

- That sounds judgey. - I was going for maternal.

Hey, were you in the city last night?

Find My Friends is for emergencies only.

Was he cute?

- Firefighter. - Hot!

Hey, do you want sushi Thursday?

Sure. What are you working on?

I am still editing this travel cookbook.

I mean, this woman has eaten

in 88 different countries.

I can barely make it to the local diner.

Where should we go?

Italy? Spain?

Best travel buddy ever. Are you sponsoring?

- I'll pick up a meal or two. - I'm in.

So, firefighter...

- Love you. - Love you, more.

I love these two.

You love the idea of these two.

I give it two years, tops.

No, no.

Flowers are fine.

Please tell me you have an extra.

This was my extra.

When are you gonna perform again, Tommy?

He's still traumatized by that stint in D.C.

He's still traumatized by the eighth grade.

Gotta get back up on the horse sometime.

You only live once, right?

Giddy up! Giddy up!

Hold on. Hold on.

I'm out, ladies. There's another bad day for uniforms.

Will you tell your grown ass daughter

to do her own damn shirts?

My baby needs me.

See if she can play next week.

Kathy's getting her hip replaced.

No, she's getting her knee replaced. I have the hip.

I love you, Aunt Marci.

It says she's here.

Yes!

I brought one for each of you.

Hey, Aunt Marci wants you to sub-in at cards next week.

I'm not ready to give up on life just yet.

What's that? Curling iron?

- A chiropractor. - Gross.

- True. - Living, breathing human here.

Okay, so, one of the groomsmen is recently divorced,

and the bride's brother is a lawyer

with really good hair.

- Hey. - Hey, Diane.

The lamb's extra juicy tonight.

Yeah.

Hey, guys, table fourteen, tan suit.

She's good.

- You are good. - I just know what you want.

- And what is that? - Janie, you want a puppy.

- Adorable, doting, and loyal. - Yes, very true.

Kate wants a carnival goldfish.

Shiny, immediate, and temporary.

And what do you want?

I'm good. I've got everything I need.

She didn't ask what you need,

she asked what do you want.

If I wanted anything, it would be a unicorn.

But they don't actually exist, so I'm good.

I'm gonna miss this, ladies.

- Bullshit! - Bullshit!

- Bullshit. - Hey, you guys.

- Muah! Bye. - Come on!

- She needs a boyfriend. - She has plenty of those.

One that lasts more than six weeks.

It cranked fine before.

Till I got here.

What's the problem?

I don't know. I don't know.

Do I look like I know anything about cars?

Cars are just like people. They like to be understood.

Okay.

Not so much about fixing it as understanding it...

Or in your case, unlocking the steering wheel.

- Take care. - All right, then.

Let's get out of here.

- Nice board. - Oh, thank you.

So, do you just like...

paddle out and sit?

Paddle out and SUP.

Stand Up Yoga. It's a thing.

Picked it up in Australia.

Sounds complicated.

Well, easy is boring.

Hey, are you married?

How old are you?

Oh, no.

I definitely have daddy issues,

but I'm not interested in sleeping with someone

to address them.

This is my mom.

I think you two might hit it off.

Your mom?

Did this just get weird?

Well, I think it just got interesting.

Right.

Well see you around.

- Have a good evening. - Okay.

Was that Triple A?

I think that was a unicorn.

I want you to feel your breath coming in

through your nose...

and slowly releasing out...

through your mouth.

- She hasn't responded. - Holy co-dependence.

You can return to this throughout the day whenever

you need to reset.

I've barely seen her whole month.

She canceled Thursday dinner last week.

Book deadline?

- Man of the moment? - One or the other.

Well, whatever it is, sure won't last long.

Are you tan?

Hamptons.

Who? What? When?

Businessman.

What kind of business exactly?

Well, he was all up in my business last month.

Are we on for dinner tomorrow?

Yes.

Thursday.

I'll order Chinese.

I don't know how we missed this last time.

Honestly, I'm surprised you're not purring.

This is a full blown whisker.

I've to change laundry.

What time did you order the food?

Kate's...

- Oh, no. - What?

Is the driver lost? I mean,

how many times have we ordered from that place?

Oh, no. You know what?

I... actually have... I have a headache.

- I'll get some Advil. - No!

I'm just gonna go upstairs and, you know, rest.

- Let's do a rain check. - Okay.

I'll just finish my laundry and head out.

No, no! I'll do it. I'll do it.

- I need shirts for the weekend. - Yeah.

I'll bring them by...

after work.

Okay, what's going on?

Someone's coming.

What? Who?

The businessman.

- Is he stalking you? - No.

No. He's actually...

really smart and-and funny and, and handsome and...

I think you'd like him.

He's, he's more of a inventor than he's a businessman...

- Mom. - He's...

I wanna meet him.

- Right. Sorry. - Yeah.

- I told him that. Basically. - So, what? It's an ambush?

It's the food.

Okay, here, you take the money,

take the food, take it all and run.

Okay? Here.

Hurry!

Sixty, right?