Finding ʻOhana

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

These boys did this last year! We can't lose!

Watch out! Geocache champions coming through!

I see them!

Give up! You know we're gonna win!

- Back off, buttfaces! -Yeah!

Yoli, hurry! They're catching up!

We got the next clue!

- Yoli, dead ahead, it's a shortcut! - You got it, Pili!

Dang it, they all followed! Come on, Yoli, hurry!

Loser!

Brace yourself!

- - Yes!

Look out!

Sorry!

- Yoli, hard left! -I got it.

Sorry! Out of the way!

- - Hope those are clean!

Sorry, folks, it's a competition!

Okay.

- Coming through! - Heads up!

-Balls! -Balls!

- Here we go. -

What does it say next?

"Go straight to the bottom and you'll find the key to the cache,

numbers inclined."

Straight to the bottom?

Yoli, remember that video I sent you?

About the tunnels underneath the pools?

-The pool's not the bottom! -Exactly!

-Over there! Come on. - Where are they going?

Come on, straight ahead!

Attention, geocachers. There are five minutes remaining.

Come on!

-Pili, they're all different. -So are the combinations!

Are you seeing this?

Come on, let's go.

What is all this stuff?

"Go straight to the bottom and you'll find

the key to the cache, numbers inclined."

Numbers inclined!

Yoli, it's--

The box with a five-number lock!

Okay!

I got it!

Seven…

two… one…

five… six!

Six!

It was tough, but you all did great,

so please give it up for yourselves!

You have won a trip to our Geocache Camp

in the Catskills!

Woo!

Hit it, DJ!

It's gonna be the best summer ever!

NETFLIX PRESENTS

Clopidogrel. It's generic for Plavix for my father.

He had a heart attack a week ago.

Okay. Perfect, thank you.

O'AHU, HAWAI'I

-Hey! -I just need it for two minutes.

Get a job and buy your own.

It's important! Yoli said she'd tell me all about the Geocamp I'm missing.

Mom!

Pili, relax. You can check your email when you get in the house.

What if Papa doesn't have internet?

Dad, hello!

Oh, jeez.

-Ew, ants! -It's smells like…

Old people and disappointment.

What is this?

Final notice?

Dad!

What's that?

Oh, the second sign we're in hell. The first being no Wi-Fi.

Mom! How am I gonna know what I'm missing at camp now?

Oh, Dad.

Hey!

What are you doing? Jeez!

-Mom! -Ioane, please don't kill your sister.

Ow!

You just nearly tore off my nip!

That's what you get for being a salty bunghole!

That's enough. Make things right.

-Me? She ripped my nip off! -Apologize to him? Of all people!

Make things right!

Ioane, you first.

I'm sorry that you're so annoying.

I'm sorry your boy udders are so massive.

Forgive me for breaking your GeoCrap Stick Mirror on purpose.

Forgive me rubbing my butt on your pillow and giving you pink eye.

Thank you for giving me a reason to burn--

Ioane!

Dad!

-I hate you. -I hate you.

Mom, I thought you said Papa was gonna have Wi-Fi.

Chill, Pils. It's a stupid camp for fake treasure hunting.

You know what's stupid? Your face.

Stupid is buying two pairs of shoes and wearing one of each.

-You know what's stupid? Your whole-- -Hey!

What you guys doing? You guys arguing isn't doing anything.

I'll give you spankings for that.

What did he say?

Dad, what are you doing up there?

You're supposed to be in bed resting.

I'm Hawaiian. I take care of the land.

For ten years, I have nobody telling me what for do.

You come here, you tell me what for do.

Dr. Campos said he wants you on bed rest!

I don't care what Dr. Campos says.

You didn't have to come over here!

Of course we're gonna come!

You guys look more taller in the picture.

More skinny, too.

-Go ahead, brah. Chance 'em. -Seems a little unsanitary.

Just eat it.

Thanks?

Mahalo.

Go ahead, say "mahalo."

Mahalo.

You couldn't take a moment to teach these kids a little Hawaii?

Of course not. We live in New York.

Just a little Hawaii, that's all I was asking you.

-It's raining. Let's go. - What about you, boy?

-You dance hula? - Of course he doesn't.

You could talk Hawaiian anyplace. Chance 'em.

Nobody in New York understands it.

Monks?

What is that?

Hawaiian?

Así luego, en la oscuridad de la noche

Robinson y Brown--

Kill us and keep the gold?

Err...

Ugh!

Cheese on rice!

-That was some John Wick fancy business. -Sssh.

Are you a thief?

Please, no one's stealing anything in there.

-What is that? -None ya business.

Who are you?

That's fair. I'm Casper. Aloha.

Pili.

So, Kimo's your grandpa, right?

Genetically.

-What's up with your cat? -Oh, that's Mortimer.

He's obese so I have to walk him. Or he'll end up with diabetes.

-But you're dragging him around. -I'm trying to motivate him.

Where you come from, girl?

She came over to meet Mortimer.

Yeah.

-That… means he likes you! -

Are we going to do the thing or what?

-Yeah. -All right.

Red-crested cardinal,

you look like you knew how to have a great time.

Until we meet again. Rest in peace.

Wait, that wasn't your bird?

No. They're not my pets.

I still think it's sad they died.

I guess it would suck if no one cared.

We honor the dead by talking stories…

and keeping their wailua alive,

their spirit,

with… aloha.

Woah.

Breathtaking.

Mom, where'd you say that Hawaiian dictionary was?

Did you look in my desk?

HAWAIIAN-ENGLISH DICTIONARY

Sugarcane, did you hear me?

Did you find the--

Never seen this pic of Dad before.

Kua.

I forgot I had this.

Er, Pili…

I know you're upset about not being able to go to your camp,

so…

what if you and I go geocaching tomorrow?

Yeah! I haven't looked up the caches around here yet.

-I bet they have some really cool ones. -Great! Tomorrow then.

"Marchadores nocturnos"?

Lapu? Night Marchers?

Hey, give it back! What are you--

-It's not yours! -A drawing of a nightmarcher?

You know what that is?

Yeah, ghosts of Hawaiian warriors.

Bobby Shytles told me about it after his trip to Maui.

What's Bobby the Turd know about Hawaii?

What doesn't he know about Hawaii?

He said they march at night,

protecting the island.

You'll know they're coming when you hear their drums.

Ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta, ta-ta

Then you'll see their torches…

like a string of lights.

If you hear their shell horn thing,