Asher

Subtitles by explosiveskull

Parliaments.

Fourteen fifty.

Shit!

Just a second, ma'am.

- Sorry. - That's fine.

Jill! Help me.

Hi! Are you interested in a chia pudding sample?

- We just opened up. - A what?

A chia bar.

- Chia seed? - Chia?

Yeah, it's a paleo and vegan-friendly superfood.

More calcium than milk, more omega-3 than salmon!

Uh-huh.

Yeah, if you present that flyer,

you'll get 50 percent off your first offer. Thank you!

Your mother don't want pleats?

I'm giving you pleats.

What can she do?

This doesn't mean I want you to disobey your mother.

Only I can do that. And you know why?

Because I paid my dues.

Good. Go change and bring me the pants.

Ash! Come.

I got something for you.

For the uptown thing.

When's the out-of-state job coming in?

Avi went a different way.

A different way?

What's it matter? He didn't go your way.

He went with Uziel, didn't he?

- What, you don't like Uziel? - I mean...

Of course, I like Uziel, I taught him every goddamn thing he knows.

Well, maybe you shouldn't have taught him everything he knows, then.

Here, come on. Anyway, I got another job for you, Ash.

- What is it? - A job, Ash! Doing what you do!

Sure, just not a good job.

All the good jobs are going to Uziel.

Okay. All right, maybe you don't take it,

I got somebody else in mind.

Can I ask you something?

When's the last time you got a little keppi?

Yeah, you. Come on. Get outta here.

Tell your mother I'll call her later.

I don't know. It's been awhile.

Why don't you make a date with Marina?

No? Why no? Look out there, man.

It used to just be dumpy Puerto Rican girls

and Hassids with ten kids.

Now, they show up every day with the shorts cut off

like they do.

We're not an order of monks, Ash.

Everyone needs a little keppi now and then.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

- Yes, sir? - Club soda, please.

Thank you.

If you find anything in there, I'll split it with you.

What have you done?

You weren't supposed to kill him, that's my part.

I barely touched him. He said some shit in Chinese,

grabbed his left arm, hit the floor...

Heart attack?

- Saved me a bullet, I guess. - Saved me a blowjob.

- Just leave him, Asher. - I can't.

Why not? He's not going anywhere.

There's a plan here, Marina.

Well, plans change, Asher. That's a good thing, no?

Hey, Marina, uh...

I was thinking...

- Um... - You want to make a date

with me, Asher?

No, no.

No. That's... That's not it. I just...

Thank you for...

helping me tonight.

Anytime, Asher. Call me, will you?

And tell Abram to call me. He still owes me from last time.

Avi.

Hello, Asher.

Can you imagine they still make...

clothes from this stuff, huh?

You remember?

Change of days. Changed days...

Um...

You know how I am with...

favors. So...

You know there had to be extenuating circumstances

for me to come down here.

If you need a favor, why not call on Uziel?

And who says I didn't?

Ah.

- Unavailable, I assume. - No.

Uziel and I talked and we ended up

just talking about you.

I need someone...

I can rely on. I need someone with a...

a history. We have history, hmm?

Rafi's been killed.

And his wife, Laura.

And their kids.

At their home.

Do we know why?

Probably a new crew.

Testing the integrity of the organization.

Who are they?

They have no kind. Various, uh, ex-military...

- Like you and me. - No.

No.

We have a kind.

I want you to keep this very, very quiet.

I don't want you to tell even Abram.

Three jobs.

One would just not send the right message.

Rafi was a good soldier.

Let me see your hands.

The hand of a God.

In his home...

Asher...

Shit.

Oh, my God! Oh, Jesus.

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Oh, uh...

No. No, don't get up.

Are you... are you sure?

It's okay. Wait! Oh!

Uh...

Uh, I could call you an ambulance soon!

- Where did this happen? - In a hallway.

- At home? - Work.

Were you running at the time?

You know, if I do my job right,

there's usually not much running involved.

Turn around.

How's Abram?

He's good.

He still owes me from the last time. Shirt.

Jesus, you should have come to see me sooner.

We never did get all those... those bullet fragments out.

Okay, it's okay. You were in a rush.

It might have been okay five years ago, but...

You're gonna need to get some X-rays.

See what's left in there. And then I'm gonna have

- to open you up. - I'm fine, Doc, I'm fine.

Are you fucking kidding me?

It hurts me to just look at it.

And I want you to get some X-rays!

What do I owe you?

This is why you keep having these blackouts.

- It's gonna spread into your blood... - Doc.

- ...to your lungs... - Doc!

Just give me something for the pain.

Excuse me?

Hey! Excuse me?

You got a problem?

Ew!

Can I help you?

Can I help you?

For the ones I broke.

I'm Asher.

That's an interesting name, Asher.

I'm Sophie.

You should've waited for an ambulance.

I've seen lots of people get into those things

and not come out on the other end.

Thought I'd take my chances on the subway.

You could say the same for the subway.

I guess you're right.

No place is safe, is it?

Well, it's pretty safe right here.

I got something for you too.

Do you always walk around with an umbrella on a clear day?

You always leave music on when you're not at home?

I don't like walking into a silent apartment.

I don't like getting caught in the rain.

Well...

thank you for this.

Are you feeling better?

I am.

Thanks, again.

You know...

I cook.

- I'm sorry? - I mean...

it's what I do most every night, I cook. Eight o'clock.

- Every night at eight? - Every night.

What if something happens?

Hardly ever does.

I could cook for two.

Are you a good cook?

If I have somebody to cook for.

I'm not much company.

Not much would be an upgrade.

Tomorrow night. I'll make enough for two.

If you come, you'll have a great meal.

If not, I'll have lunch for the following day.

I'm glad you're feeling better.

Good night.

Fuck.

- Good morning. - You're not the regular girl.

Goddamn it. Why do they keep switching people?

I'm gonna complain.