Despicable Me Presents: Minion Madness

Hello? Gru residence.

It's the orphanage. Where's Mr. Gru?

He's out getting more plutonium.

Hello? This is the Mr. Gru you are looking for.

Today?

No, of course. That is fine.

The social worker's coming to make sure

-this place is suitable for children. -(ALL GASP)

If not, we'll be sent back to Miss Hattie's.

Please! This house was built for kids.

Assemble the troops.

-Yes, ma'am! -Yes, ma'am!

Yeah!

Ah!

Huh?

-Hey. -Yes.

Hey! Okay!

There.

-Hey! -Yes!

Big guy! Big guy!

Big guy!

But Mr. Gru's not back yet.

(IMITATING GRU) You must be the social worker.

Please, be coming in.

Shh!

Mmm-hmm.

Okay.

Interesting.

-Up there. Get up there. -(CLEARS THROAT)

-(BOTH CHUCKLING) -Hmm.

Hi.

Uh-oh. -(GASPS)

I think he likes it.

Yeah!

Hello, and congratulations

on your new job at Gru Laboratories.

Welcome to an exciting world of scientific discovery...

Oh! (CHUCKLING)

...adventure,

and, of course, evil.

Some of you may end up in our research department,

where you'll spend your time developing and testing new weapons.

Others will be part of a crack team

on call for heists and other terrible crimes.

No matter what you do, here at Gru Laboratories,

we pride ourselves on safety.

If you're lucky enough to be selected for bomb-carrying duty,

remember that those with the greatest potential for destruction

-always have the right-of-way. -(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Please follow this very important protocol.

No tripping, no juggling of your bomb at any time.

Just follow these simple rules, and you've got nothing to worry about.

Now get out there and make a difference.

Gru Laboratories.

We're more than just your co-workers. We're family.

After all, we are engineered from the same strand of mutated DNA.

Bravo! Bravo!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Bravo! Bravo!

Ah!

Yes, Tim!

-Yeah! -Yeah! (LAUGHING)