The 92nd Annual Academy Awards

Created by Ramnia(IR.021)

>> WELL HELLO!

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD

A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR A NEIGHBOR

WOULD YOU BE MINE? COULD YOU BE MINE?

IT'S A NEIGHBORLY DAY IN THIS BEAUTY WOOD

A NEIGHBORLY DAY FOR A BEAUTY

WOULD YOU BE MINE? COULD YOU BE MINE?

I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE A NEIGHBOR

JUST LIKE YOU I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO

LIVE IN A NEIGHBORHOOD WITH YOU SO

LET'S MAKE THE MOST OF THIS

BEAUTIFUL DAY AND WE'RE HERE

AT THE OSCARS SO WE MIGHT

AS WELL STAY WOULD YOU BE MINE?

COULD YOU BE MINE? WON'T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR

WON'T YOU PLEASE? WON'T YOU PLEASE?

PLEASE WON'T YOU BE MY NEIGHBOR?

HELLO NEIGHBORS! TONIGHT, WE CELEBRATE THE ART OF

STORYTELLING. OH, THE MISFITS, THE OUTCASTS,

THE MISUNDERSTOOD. THOSE VOICES WHO ARE LONG

DEPRIVED. BE LOUD, BE SEEN, BE LIT, BE

HEARD. BECAUSE TONIGHT, WE COME ALIVE.

WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIVES

YOU'RE ALL DRESSED UP IN YOUR SUIT AND YOUR TIE

TRYING TO GET RID OF ALL THOSE BUTTERFLIES

SO IT'S TIME TO COME ALIVE

AT THE OSCARS SUNDAY NIGHT IT'S TIME TO COME ALIVE

NOW LET'S GO WILD COME ON.

LET'S GO! THE LOVERS ON THE RUN

AND THE QUEENS AND THE SLIMS

THE HUSTLERS WITH THEIR GUNS

AND THE LITTLE WOMEN THE DOLEMITES

THE PARASITES IT'S TIME TO SHINE

AND IT'S TIME TO COME ALIVE

WE'RE AT THE OSCARS SUNDAY NIGHT

IT'S TIME TO COME ALIVE

NOW LET'S GO WILD I'M STILL STANDING

BETTER THAN I EVER DID LOOKIN' LIKE A

TRUE SURVIVOR FEELIN' LIKE A LITTLE KID

OH, I'M STILL STANDING AFTER ALL THIS TIME

PICKING UP THE PIECES OF MY LIFE

WITHOUT YOU ON MY MIND YOU'RE LOOKING

AT YOUR NEIGHBOR WITH SWEAT ON YOUR PALMS

THE CAMERA TURNS TO YOU AND YOU TRY TO STAY CALM

BETTA KEEP YOUR SMILE ON JUST IN CASE YOU WON

IT'S TIME TO COME ALIVE COME ALIVE

COME ALIVE WOO

>> NOW, Y'ALL KNOW THIS IS MY HOUSE.

SO, THAT MEANS YOU MUST DO AS I SAY.

SNAP YOUR FINGERS JUST LIKE THIS.

SNAP THEM. AND REPEAT AFTER ME.

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>> TONIGHT, WE CELEBRATE ALL THE AMAZING TALENT IN THIS ROOM.

WE CELEBRATE ALL THE WOMEN WHO DIRECTED PHENOMENAL FILMS AND

I'M SO PROUD TO STAND HERE AS A BLACK, QUEER ARTIST, TELLING

STORIES. HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH.

WE'RE GOING TO GET LOW. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE IT TO THE

UNDERGROUND. >> LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,

LA, LA, LA. >> LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,

LA, LA, LA. >> LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,

LA, LA, LA. >> LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,

LA, LA, LA. LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,

LA, LA. LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA, LA,

LA, LA. EVERYBODY COME ALIVE

IT'S TIME TO COME ALIVE EVERYBODY COME ALIVE

YOU'VE GOT TO COME ALIVE ALIVE, ALIVE, ALIVE, ALIVE

WOO COME ALIVE YEAH

COME ALIVE, YEAH COME ALIVE

OH

OH WOO

EVERYBODY -- JUST COME ALIVE

ALIVE OH OH OH

WELCOME TO THE 2020 OSCARS!

>> Announcer: PLEASE WELCOME

STEVE MARTIN AND CHRIS ROCK. >> THANK YOU.

>> WOW. JANELLE MONAE.

INCREDIBLE. THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.

THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. WHILE WE WERE BACKSTAGE WATCHING

IT, STEVE SAYS TO ME, J. LO'S KILLING IT TWO WEEKS IN A ROW!

>> YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING TODAY, CHRIS, THAT WE BOTH HAVE

HOSTED THE OSCARS BEFORE AND THIS IS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE

DEMOTION. THEY DON'T REALLY HAVE HOSTS

ANYMORE. WHY IS THAT?

>> TWITTER. EVERYBODY'S GOT AN EMBARRASSING

TWEET SOMEWHERE. I KNOW I DO.

>> A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, THERE WAS A BIG DISASTER WHERE THEY

ACCIDENTALLY READ OUT THE WRONG NAME, BUT THEY HAVE GUARANTEED

THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN THIS YEAR, BECAUSE THE ACADEMY HAS SWITCHED

TO THE NEW IOWA CAUCUS APP. BUT WHAT A NIGHT!

>> I DON'T KNOW, STEVE. I'M A LITTLE CONFLICTED, YOU

KNOW? I WAS DRIVING HERE TONIGHT AND

SEEING THE TERRIBLE HOMELESS PROBLEM IN L.A. --

>> THANK YOU, CHRIS. SO MANY STARS!

OH, MY GOD, THERE'S BRAD PITT. IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN A MIRROR.

>> MAHERSHALA ALI IS HERE TONIGHT.

HE HAS TWO OSCARS. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS WHEN

THE COPS PULL HIM OVER? NOTHING.

JEFF BEZOS IS HERE. >> OH, WOW, GREAT ACTOR.

>> HE'S GOT CASH, WHEN HE WRITES THE CASH, THE BANK BOUNCES.

JEFF IS SO RICH, HE GOT DIVORCED AND HE'S STILL THE RICHEST MAN

IN THE WORLD. HE SAW "MARRIAGE STORY" AND

THOUGHT IT WAS A COMEDY. STEVE, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU

WANT TO ADD ABOUT MR. BEZOS? >> NO, I LIKE GETTING MY

PACKAGES ON TIME. AND MARTY SCORSESE IS HERE,

WHERE IS HE? GENIUS, WOW.

>> MARTY SCORSESE. MARTY, I GOT TO TELL YOU, I

LOVED THE FIRST SEASON OF "THE IRISHMAN."

>> OH, "THE IRISHMAN." THAT'S THAT NEW RAY ROMANO

MOVIE. SUCH A GREAT SUPPORTING CAST.

>> STEVE, DID YOU SEE "THE JOKER?"

>> I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT. IT SOUNDS SO FUNNY.

I'M LAUGHING ALREADY. JOKER.

>> THERE'S SO MANY -- SO MANY GREAT DIRECTORS NOMINATED THIS

YEAR. >> I DON'T KNOW, CHRIS, I

THOUGHT THERE WAS SOMETHING MISSING FROM THE LIST THIS YEAR.

>> VAGINAS? >> YES, YES.

>> THERE YOU GO. >> HEY, THERE YOU GO.

"FORD V FERRARI" IS NOMINATED. I GOT TO TELL YOU, I GOT A FORD,

I GOT A FERRARI, IT AIN'T EVEN CLOSE.

IT'S LIKE HALLE BERRY VERSUS GUM DISEASE.

>> CYNTHIA ERIVO IS HERE TONIGHT.

>> YES, CYNTHIA IS HERE TONIGHT. CYNTHIA DID SUCH A GREAT JOB IN

"HARRIET" HIDING BLACK PEOPLE THAT THE ACADEMY GOT HER TO HIDE

ALL THE BLACK NOMINEES. CYNTHIA, IS EDDIE MURPHY UNDER

THIS STAGE? >> EDDIE, I LOVED YOU IN

"DOLEMITE." >> WELL, YOU KNOW, CHRIS, THINK

HOW MUCH THE OSCARS HAVE CHANGED IN THE PAST 92 YEARS.

>> YEAH, THEY CHANGED A LOT, STEVE.

>> YEAH, THEY HAVE. IN 1929, THERE WAS NO BLACK

ACTING NOMINEES. >> NOW, IN 2020, WE GOT ONE.

>> YEAH. AMAZING GROWTH!

WELL, WE'VE HAD A GREAT TIME NOT HOSTING TONIGHT.

>> YES. WE HAD AN AMAZING TIME.

NOW, HERE TO PRESENT THE FIRST AWARD OF THE NIGHT, PLEASE

WELCOME ACADEMY AWARD-WINNER AND 15-TIME SOUL TRAIN AWARD WINNER,

REGINA KING.

>> HOW DO WE MEASURE THE IMPACT OF A FILM?

SOME MEASURE IT BY ITS BOX OFFICE.

BUT FOR ME, THE TRUE IMPACT OF A FILM CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS A

MEMORABLE LINE, OR A SEARING PERFORMANCE.

OVER THE DECADES, SO MANY ACTORS IN SUPPORTING ROLES GAVE US

MOMENTS WE WILL NEVER FORGET. I AM IN AWE OF LOUIS GOSSETT JR.

AS SERGEANT FOLEY IN "AN OFFICER AND A GENTLEMEN," JOEL GREY'S

PLAYFULLY MENACING WILKOMMEN IN "CABARET," DENZEL'S

HEARTBREAKING PERFORMANCE IN "GLORY."

THE FIVE MEN NOMINATED THIS YEAR AS BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR HAVE

ALL MADE A SIGNIFICANT IMPACT, WITH VIVID MOMENTS THAT WILL

LINGER FOR MANY YEARS TO COME. >> HELLO, NEIGHBOR.

SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN TODAY. >> DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU

WERE ALMOST ELECTED POPE. IF YOU RESIGN, IT WILL LOOK LIKE

A CRITICISM. >> BIG BUSINESS AND THE

GOVERNMENT ARE TRYING TO SEW THE SEEDS OF DISSENT AMONG OUR

RANKS, AT A TIME WHEN WE NEED UNITY.

WE NEED SOLIDARITY. >> I ASKED SOMEBODY TO TAKE CARE

OF SOMETHING FOR ME, I EXPECT THEM TO TAKE CARE OF IT

THEMSELVES. I DON'T NEED TWO ROADS COMING

BACK TO ME. >> YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT MY CAR.

THAT'S MY BOSS'S CAR. AND IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN

TO MY BOSS'S CAR, WELL, I'D GET IN TROUBLE.

>> YOU SAY YOU NO LONGER WISH TO BE CARDINAL AND ARCHBISHOP.

ARE YOU SURE YOU STILL WISH TO BE A PRIEST?

>> I HAD TO PUT YOU INTO THIS THING, OR YOU WOULD THEY EVER

LET IT HAPPEN. BUT IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.

>> HEY! >> YOU DON'T CONSIDER YOURSELF

FAMOUS? >> FAME IS A FOUR-LETTER WORD

BUT ULTIMATELY WHAT MATTERS IS WHAT WE DO WITH IT.

>> WHOA, WHOA. >> YOU MIGHT BE DEMONSTRATING A

FAILURE TO SHOW APPRECIATION. >> I'M NOT SHOWING APPRECIATION?

I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR FIVE YEARS. I DIDN'T NAME ONE NAME.

>> YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. >> I ASKED HIM TO PRAY FOR ME.

I FIGURED, ANYONE WHO IS GOING THROUGH WHAT HE IS GOING THROUGH

MUST BE AWFULLY CLOSE TO GOD. >> I'M NOT GOING TO DIE.

IT'S NOT MY TIME YET, MAN. >> YOU'RE NOT GOD.

YOU'RE ONLY HUMAN. >> HERE ARE THE NOMINEES FOR

PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE.

TOM HANKS. "A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE

NEIGHBORHOOD." ANTHONY HOPKINS.

"THE TWO POPES." AL PACINO.

"THE IRISHMAN." JOE PESCI.

"THE IRISHMAN." BRAD PITT.

"ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD." AND THE OSCAR GOES TO --

BRAD PITT. "ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD."

>> Announcer: THIS IS THE SECOND OSCAR FOR BRAD PITT.

HIS FIRST FOR ACTING.

>> WOW. THANK YOU.

THIS IS INCREDIBLE. REALLY INCREDIBLE.

THANK YOU TO THE ACADEMY FOR THIS HONOR OF HONORS.

THEY TOLD ME I ONLY HAVE 45 SECONDS UP HERE, WHICH IS 45

SECONDS MORE THAN THE SENATE GAVE JOHN BOLTON THIS WEEK.

I'M THINKING MAYBE QUENTIN DOES A MOVIE ABOUT IT, IN THE END,

THE ADULTS DO THE RIGHT THING. THIS REALLY IS ABOUT QUENTIN'S

ROOM. TARANTINO, YOU ARE ORIGINAL, YOU

ARE ONE OF A KIND -- THE FILM INDUSTRY WOULD BE A MUCH DRIER

PLACE WITHOUT YOU AND I LOVE THE ETHOS YOU GAVE CLIFF BOOTH, LOOK