Black Water: Abyss

Hey!

Hey! Ha ha ha!

Yeah!

Wa-hey!

Yeah!

We are not lost!

We are somewhere around here.

I told you, we're lost!

We should've brought a compass.

I don't need a compass!

No, that's east! We've been walking north since we set off.

But... we turned west at the river.

It's that way!

It's getting dark soon.

You play with your GPS.

I'm going this way.

Akito?

Akito!

Akito?

Akito?!

Akito?!

Akito?!

Jen, you seen the headlamps?

Hey, Jen?

Hey, Jen?

Y-yeah, I'm in the bathroom.

You know where the headlamps are?

Oh, yeah, um... they're in the kitchen. I'm charging them.

Oh, have you seen my phone?

No. Uh, but I'll have a look when I get out.

Well, better hurry. They're here.

What time do you call this?

Ah, you said 10am.

Yeah, on the road at 10am. It's already 10:05.

Oh. How do you live with this guy?

I just let him think he's in charge.

- Hi. - Mwah.

Oh, yours.

Ah. Thanks. Where was it?

It was just on the sofa inside.

You two - smile.

Aw!

I got that torch you told me to get.

Oh, God. Tell him about the torch.

Took out a second mortgage to get that thing.

120 hours of full charge. Worth every cent.

Guys, get in. Group shot.

- Alright, let's hit the road. - Nice.

So, uh, I read your latest article.

10 best bars in Bucharest. Tough assignment.

Worst hangover I ever had.

You've got the cushiest job.

This might be a little tricky, though. But it'll be worth it.

How'd you find out about it?

Oh, my mate Cash. He runs tours out of Cairns.

Cash?

You'll see.

So, anyway, we're over in Puerto Escondido.

I look across and I see this crazy bastard.

He paddles into this monster wave.

This thing was huge. It was near vertical, right?

He gets completely wiped out. Fucking boom!

Like, this thing explodes on this head, right?

So I race over on the ski and I had to haul his sorry arse out.

Oh, get off!

- I see what you mean. - Mm-hm.

So, this cave?

Mmm.

What I can tell you is this thing is unexplored.

Right? You won't find this on any of your caving websites.

Yeah, see, that part doesn't really excite me very much.

It's all good, mate.

I cannot believe I let Eric talk me into this.

You say that every time.

What is that, water?

Not pregnant, are you?

Wait. You're not?

Oh, wow! Really? That is amazing!

Yes, but please don't say anything, OK?

I haven't even told Viktor.

Why? He's gonna be so excited when you tell him.

Yeah.

It's just... not something we've ever spoken about.

- Well, surely... - And what about you?

No, Eric would freak out.

You know, things have been kind of... bad for us. Um...

Sometimes I get the feeling he's keeping his options open.

Well, remember Simmo?

Remember that time when he was like...

..he's coming off the bloody pier

and he's straight into the water?

Simmo's bloody mad, that guy.

You want to dance?

Yeah?

What?

Nothing.

Let's not do this.

Let's just go somewhere by ourselves, huh?

Like an island.

We can sit on a beach, get massages, order room service...

I thought you said going into remission

meant you want to live life to the full.

I do. It's just...

I mean, don't you want to experience something new?

Eric can send me the photos

and I'll make the experience part up.

I write most of my stuff from the hotel anyway.

I think it's time you experience the real thing.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Morning, Prince Charming. - Morning.

Hey, don't forget, I found this cave.

I'm going in first, alright?

Thought we were gonna toss for it.

Toss this.

So, how did you find this cave?

I was in a search party last week

looking for those missing Japanese bushwalkers.

I was searching through the forest

and I stumbled across this shaft.

I shine my torch in. This thing goes way down.

Any luck, she'll lead to a bigger system

and, uh... we can start making some money.

And what if it doesn't?

Well, then we'll be back in town

in time for another party, then, won't we?

Eric's shout.

Did you see that?

Oh, yeah.

Hey, are there many crocs around here?

Yeah, a few, now that we can't cull 'em.

Relax.

If some nasty croc thinks he's got an easy lunch...

- Jesus! - Whoa! What the fuck?!

What? It's not loaded! The clip's in the glove box.

Did you ever find those missing tourists?

Nah, not yet.

Yeah, this is it.

- So, where is it? - It's up through there.

What do you reckon?

Yeah, it's moving south. We'll be fine.

Welcome to Cash's Cave.

Well? What do you think?

Let's go find out.

Looking good.

You ready, big fella?

Yeah, it's all good.

You can go first.

You've never done this before, have you?

Yes, course I have.

Wrong way round, mate.

Huh?

- Ready? - Mm-hm.

So, when you're on,

it's one hand on the brake all the way down.

Mm.

- Right, be careful. - See you at the bottom.

Yeew!

Ready?

Ready as I'll ever be.

Whew!

- You right? - Yeah, totally.

Whew!

That's it. Nice work, guys. Almost there.

Keep coming.

Nice!

Attaboy.

Nice.

Look. Over here.

What do you reckon?

Uh... what if there are snakes in there?

Eric will get bitten first, then, won't he?

Go.

After you.

Oh, God.

Alright.

Here we go.

Hope no-one's claustrophobic.

Probably should've asked that before we came down here.

Mmm.

Oh!

- You right? - Yep.

Everyone OK?

Yeah.

This looks promising.

I wonder how far it goes.

What if we get lost down here?

I mean, no-one knows we're down here, right?

I don't know.

We won't get lost. We should keep moving.

Yep.

Come on. I've got a good feeling about this.

Lead the way.

Oi, check this out.

- Oh! - Oh, what is that?

It looks like a... a goat or something.

So, we're not the first ones down here, then.

How did it get down here?

Where do you reckon that's coming from?

Just seepage.

Careful, guys. Gets a bit tighter up here.