Entourage

Are we seriously not going out tonight?

- We seriously are not. - Come on, Vin.

- We need to go find some girls. - I got reading to do.

You've been reading all day. Look at your fingertips.

They're all sunburned from holding scripts over your face.

Give me a break, Turtle. There's still plenty to go.

Sorry. Drama!

You want to go find some ass?

- Hi, Jaq. - Hey, Turtle.

- Bye, Turtle. - Bye, Jaq.

He's touchy.

Sorry again.

30 awful scripts to get to one good one.

- Yeah? - It's strong.

- Put it on the pile. - Nice. I like the new work ethic, Vince.

I don't.

Oh, I do love those tits.

You want to roll to The Villa tonight, E?

Who, just me and you?

Yeah, you're right.

I'll just catch a beat.

What? Not out here.

We're heading into Ari's office right now.

We'll be here for about 15 minutes then we'll go to lunch,

probably Urth Caffe, and then the gym.

Sports Club, not Gold's, cause I did my lats yesterday.

I'll do a steam, maybe a protein shake

and then I'll race home just in time to tuck you in.

Don't you worry, babe.

Oh, I miss you.

Okay. Tweet.

Bye.

What, do you tell her every detail of your day, Drama?

Yup. Jaqueline's the real jealous type.

So I got to make sure all my time is accounted for,

otherwise it's nag, nag, nag.

Sounds like a good relationship.

You've had a relationship, Turtle?

Look at this.

Like the good old days, huh?

Not quite. I've read scripts.

- A lot of scripts. - You boys are maturing so nicely.

- Lloyd. - Thank you, Lloyd.

So, Vinnie, I need to formally apologize face to face for this Danger Beach thing.

- Ari, don't. - I thought it was real.

- We both did. - I don't care about that.

I'm here to move forward. I'll do any one of these scripts.

So he doesn't even have to talk anymore?

No, I'm gonna mime.

Look at this. What have we got?

Jarvik, about the guy who invented the artificial heart.

I sent it to you when you were in Colombia.

- Never heard back from you. - We were working.

So were they on getting a lead actor.

And they got one, Tobey Maguire.

Leo's doing The Merchant of Venice Beach.

Wahlberg's doing Milk Bar. Nine Brave Souls...

Maser and Baird. I don't know what this is.

- I've never heard of these guys. - I found that one.

Did you jerk it out of Turtle's cock?

Come on, Ari, it's cool. Take a look.

"Dear Vincent Chase's manager.

"After three years of turmoil we have completed

"what we think you'll find to be a complex and riveting tale of men

"on a journey to save themselves from a literal and emotional inferno."

Jesus Christ.

Have we learned nothing from our past mistakes?

We need a go film here, boys. A studio film.

It's a great character piece. It's about nine firefighters

on the night before the biggest fire they ever fought.

No indies, E!

Think of it like the Holocaust.

Never again, all right?

That is what got us here in the first place.

Vinnie, for the love of God, this is not for us.

All right, well what is for us?

- Right now there is nothing. - Nothing?

Nothing. You're in movie jail.

How do I get out? What do I have to do?

You just do what you've been doing.

- You just sit tight. You wait. - Wait for what?

For the stench from Medellin to disappear.

How long's that gonna take?

How long did it take for the air to clear from fucking Chernobyl?

What do you want us to do? You want us to sit around and do nothing?

I thought you weren't gonna talk. But since you are, yes.

You should sit around and do nothing.

Or maybe go to Vinnie's supersecret hideaway in Mexico

and come back when you're tan or tall, whichever comes first.

- Ari. - Vinnie, listen to me.

Listen.

We need to rebuild you. All right? We've got to start over from scratch.

I will decide when the moment is right.

And then we will pounce on a greenlit studio picture

with an A-list director, 'cause that is what we need.

Listen, this is what I do. Let me be heard this time.

I swear to God, you will come back stronger than ever.

Like Lance Armstrong,

but with two balls.

Hard to believe this is where I'm at, huh?

Hard to believe we're gonna sit around on our asses and do nothing.

There are other things an actor can do besides waiting around for his agent.

Like what, Drama? Somebody's got to hire him to act.

Nobody hired Drama when he was doing those scenes on the 3rd Street Promenade.

I didn't do scenes on the Promenade, jerkoff.

The Santa Monica Pier once, and I got paid for that.

So what do you think I can do, Johnny?

Well, you can work on your body for one.

My body? What's wrong with my body?

Don't get sensitive, bro.

Let's face it, you'd have a tough time landing the lead in 300.

What do you think of this, Turtle?

- I liked 300. - You don't like my body either?

Vin, your body is just fine.

But I have often thought if we put your face on Russell Crowe's body

we'd have the Terminator of acting.

You've thought about Vince's face on Russell Crowe's body? That's disturbing.

I'm actually feeling insecure now.

- I wanted to talk to you about that script. - You heard Ari.

We need a studio movie. We're gonna listen to him this time.

I'm talking about the writers. I'm thinking maybe I should sign them.

Yeah, give you three out-of-work clients to work with.

Sorry, Vin. I'm really just making fun of his other clients.

I actually think it's a good idea. Worst case,

we'll have a nice management business to feed us.

- Exactly. - Don't look now, but it's Justine Chapin.

Oh, maybe we can get her to feed us.

- Justine! - Vince.

Hi!

How have you been? How's life?

Life's amazing. You?

Sorry. God, you look incredible.

You too. What are you doing in town?

Shooting a video for my new album.

New album. That's awesome.

- Can't wait to hear it. - Don't make fun.

I know my music isn't really your thing. But this is way different.

- It's very sophisticated. - I'm sure.

I've grown up. I'm doing duets with Tony Bennett.

- I love Tony Bennett. - He's amazing.

We're finishing the video today and having a wrap party.

- You guys should come. - I got a girlfriend.

You should come, Vince.

Well, I'm off today, so why not?

Okay, I'll text you the address.

- Great. - See you.

- Yeah, bye. - See you.

Fuck the gym. My body's fine.

Aw, fuck! What the...

That's all right. What's the matter with you today, buddy?

Focus is off.

What's the problem? You got marital woes?

No, client trouble.

You need me to hunt down some commissions for you?

It's Vinnie Chase. There are no commissions.

Oh, man.

Screened Medellin last night. Fell asleep halfway through.

Don't worry about Vinnie, Ari. It's all good.

I'm making so much money you're gonna be all right, buddy.

Jesus, come on. That's a nice shot.

I'm going again.

Hit until you're happy. It's your club.

You know what? I love this kid the way I love you.

He comes into my office today, he's got four scripts

that he wants to do, none of which he can get.

I don't know what to say to him.

You were always good at lying off the cuff.

What are you talking about? I never lied to you.

What about when you told me you liked The Truth About Charlie?

- What is The Truth About Charlie? - Exactly.

- Hit the ball, please. - Look where we are now, baby.

What about Vinnie? Think he's gonna be all right?

50-50.

Fucking rusty cunt bucket!

- Fuck! - I wasn't laughing.

Fuck!

Bullets and Bitches, LB here.

I'm looking for Nick or Lawrence.

LB stands for Lawrence, hot dog. Is there a problem?

No, my name is Eric Murphy. I'm a talent manager from Los Angeles.

I represent Vincent Chase.

You guys sent me your script. I'd love to talk to you about it.

Please don't tell me this is one of them prank shows. We got guns here.

No prank, LB, I loved your script.

Holy fuck! I'm freakin'!

I'm fuh-fuckin' freakin'. Are you serious?

Oh, damn. Vincent Chase wants to do our movie.

No, actually I wanted to talk to you guys about representation.

I'd better get Nick.

Look, how about I come out there and see you guys?

All right. Yeah, I guess.

I guess that'd be all right.

How do you know she's not a virgin anymore, Turtle?

It's been all over the papers. Why do you think her last few albums haven't sold?

I should not be here right now.

You know I had a thing for this girl back in the day.

- But you never closed. - I wasn't gonna be her first.

I know your motto, never be the first, never be the last.

Could you guys just take me home?

- No. - Shut up.