Supernatural

Sam: Lilith was the final seal.

I killed her, and i set Lucifer free.

You sons of bitches jump-started judgment day!

It's apocalypse now.

Raphael, where is he?

God? He's dead, Castiel.

Nick: You know who i am. Sam: Lucifer.

You're the one, Sam. You're my true vessel. That'll never happen.

You're the Michael sword.

What do you mean, I'm the sword? - You're Michael's weapon.

I'm a vessel? You're the vessel.

Aaah!

Bobby: You got a trickster on your hands.

So, what is it -- spirit, demon?

More like demigod.

They're immortal,

And they can create things out of thin air,

Usually with a sense of humor -- deadly pranks.

Okay, another thing Bobby mentioned

Was that these suckers have a real sweet tooth.

Sam: So this is fun for you?

Killing Dean over and over again?

Sam, there's a lesson here.

What lesson? Dean's your weakness.

The bad guys know it, too.

He's gonna be the death of you, Sam.

Dean: "Supernatural" is filmed before a live studio audience.

I'm gonna need a bigger mouth.

Hey, there, Sam. What's happening?

Oh, nothing.

Ummm... Just the end of the world.

You're gonna need a bigger mouth.

Hey, uh...have you done your research yet?

Oh, yeah.

All kinds of research. All night.

Yeah? Huh.

Oh, Dean...

...we have some more "research" to do.

Dean...

Son of a bitch!

?town to town ?

?two-lane roads ?

?the family biz ?

?two huntin' bros ?

?livin' the lie ?

?just to get by-y-y-y ?

?as long as we're movin' forward ?

?there's nothin' we can't do ?

?together, we'll face the day ?

?you and i won't run away ?

?when the demons come out to pla-a-y ?

?together, we'll face the day ?

[ anya marina's "move you" plays ]

[ elevator bell dings, doors open ]

?bending spoons with my mind ?

?manifesting men of all kinds ?

?in my spare time ?

?but, oh, how i struggled... ?

dr. piccolo: doctor...

What are you watching?

It's a hospital show.

"DR. Sexy, M.D." I think it's based on a book.

When did you hit menopause?

It's called channel-surfing.

You ready?

Are you?

One more time -- the FBI. Is here why, exactly?

Well, it might have something to do

With one of your locals getting his head ripped off.

Bill Randolph died from a bear attack.

How sure are you that it was a bear?

What else would it be?

Well, whatever it was,

It chased Mr. Randolph through the woods,

Smashed through his front door, followed him up the stairs,

And killed him in his bedroom.

Is that common -- a bear doing all that?

Depends how pissed off it is, i guess.

Look, the Randolphs lived way up in high country.

You got trout runs that'll make a grown man weep...

And bears.

Right. now, what about Mrs. Randolph?

The file says she saw the whole thing.

Yes, she did. My heart goes out to that poor woman.

She said bear?

Kathy Randolph went through a hell of a trauma.

She's confused.

What did she say?

Kathy: No. i-it must have been a bear.

I-i mean, what else could it have been?

Mrs. Randolph...

What did you think it was?

No. I-i remember clearly now.

It was definitely a bear.

We're sure it was.

But see, it -- it helps us to hear, uh, every angle.

So, just tell us what you thought you saw.

Well, it's impossible, but...

...I could have sworn I saw...

...the incredible Hulk.

The incredible Hulk.

I told you. it's crazy.

You, um...

Bana or Norton?

Oh, no. those movies were terrible.

The TV Hulk.

Lou Ferrigno?

Yes.

Spiky-hair Lou Ferrigno? Yes.

Huh.

Oh, you think I'm crazy.

No. uh...

No, i-it's just -- is --

Is there, uh...

Would there be any reason

That Lou Ferrigno, the incredible Hulk,

Um, would have a grudge against your husband?

No.

No.

Hey.

Find anything?

Well, uh, I saw the house.

And?

And there is a giant 8-foot-wide hole

Where the front door used to be.

Almost like... a Hulk-sized hole.

Maybe. What do you got?

Well, it turns out that Bill Randolph had quite the temper.

Uh, he's got two counts of spousal battery, bar brawls,

And court-ordered anger-management sessions.

You might say you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

So, a hothead getting killed by tv's greatest hothead.

Kind of sounds like just deserts, doesn't it?

It's all starting to make sense.

How is it starting to make sense?

Well, I found something else at the crime scene.

Candy wrappers.

Lots of 'em.

Just deserts, sweet tooth,

Screwing with people before you kill them.

We're dealing with the trickster, aren't we?

Sure looks like.

Good.

Been wanting to gank that mother since mystery spot.

You sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

No, I mean, are you sure you want to kill him?

Son of a bitch didn't think twice about icing me --

A thousand times. no. I know.

I-i mean, I'm just saying. what are you saying?

If you don't want to kill him, then what?

Talk to him. what?

Look, think about it, Dean.

He's one of the most powerful creatures we've ever met.

Maybe we can use him.

For what?

Okay, trickster's like a -- like a hugh hefner type, right?

Wine, women, song.

Maybe he doesn't want the party to end.

I mean, maybe he hates this "angels and demons" stuff as much as we do.

Maybe he'll help us.

You're serious? Yeah.

Ally with the trickster?

Yeah.

A bloody, violent monster...

And you want to be Facebook friends with him?

Nice, Sammy.

The world is gonna end, Dean.

We don't have the luxury of a moral stand.

I'm just saying, it's worth a shot. That's all.

If it doesn't work... we'll kill him.

How we gonna find the guy, anyway?

Well, he never takes just one victim, right?

He'll show.

man: Uh, dispatch? I got a possible 187

Out here at the old paper mill on route 6.

Sam: Hey.

Walt: roger that.

what are you looking at, son?

honestly, Walt, i wouldn't even know

how to begin to describe what I'm seeing.

just, um, send everybody.

Alright, stay calm, stay by your car.

Help's on your way.

That sounds weird.

Weird enough to be our guy?

There was a murder here...

And there's no police cars -- there's nobody.

How does that look to you?

Crappy.

[ Anya Marina's "not a through street" plays ]

What the hell?

Doctor.

Doctor.

"doctor"?

?...of those years ?

?kind of strange ?

?kind of sad, considering... ?