Entourage

Hey. -Yo, yo.

-Yo. -Hey, where you been?

Only on the best 24-hour date of my life.

-So she wasn't overhyped? -Not at all. ln fact, l've got something

-to tell you guys. -No, we've got something to tell you first.

That's gotta wait. This is bigger.

l don't know about that, bro.

l'm telling you, this is bigger.

What is it?

l think l'm getting married.

-What? -Come on, Vince.

l'm serious. l'm absolutely in love with this woman.

-What? Was the sex that good? -(VlNCE SNlCKERS)

Well, yeah, but that's not it.

lt's that or you're back on drugs.

l'm clearer than l've ever been.

-Well, did you drug her? -(VlNCE LAUGHS)

No. Guys, l tried telling you the moment l met her, this is it.

l thought you guys helped me 'cause you believed.

We believe, Vince. lt's just taping your exes' testimonies to marriage

is a pretty big leap. We need a little time to adjust.

No time. We're going to Paris tonight and l want you all at the ceremony.

Are you sure you didn't take any drugs, bro?

l'm clean and sober. l'm 1 00% sure about this.

-Then we're in. -Good.

Now let's hear you top that news.

Sloan's pregnant.

-Ari? -What?

-Ari! -What is it?

Your football coaches are here.

-What? -The ones you paid a fortune to come

-and motivate your troops. -Right, right, right.

Send them to the troops. l don't need motivation.

Actually, you do.

And you went against my vote on this, so please just get up

-and at least say hello. -Okay.

And try to present some strength.

They can potentially bring in some very big clients for our sports department.

Do l not look strong? (GRUNTS SOFTLY)

There they are! Barry. How are you, guys?

-Mike. -What's up, Ari?

-All right. -How are you doing, Ari?

-How are you doing? -How do l look?

-You look like shit. You been eating? -l have not been.

-Everything all right? -He's fine.

Well, l'm getting divorced, actually.

-Sorry to hear about that, Ari. -Yeah, that's tough.

-Yeah, it is. -Gentlemen, he's fine.

Well, actually, l'm devastated.

Yeah, but l don't... l don't wanna bring your energy down.

Go and tell my people what it's like to control 350-lb men

who are usually carrying firearms, okay?

Motivate my losers!

l gotta go.

-He's a fucking mess. -He is.

-Hi. -Hi.

-What are you doing here? -l needed to talk.

-You all right? -Well, l haven't been sleeping.

Me either. Or eating.

We need to tell the kids what's going on.

This is hanging over everything.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And l was wondering if you wanted to do that together.

Oh, yeah, we should... We should do that together.

Okay. l think we should go to Dr. Marcus and ask for her advice.

Why do we need her advice?

l need it and l'd like you to be there.

Sure.

Can you do it today? She's available at 1 :00.

Okay.

Thanks.

l don't understand. What are you gonna do in New York?

-l'll figure it out. -And you're just gonna throw everything away

that you built here the last eight years?

-Yeah. What choice do l have? -Convince Sloan to stay.

Oh, come on, Vince. You don't think l tried that?

She won't pick up the phone.

l mean, l spoke to her lawyer. l can't force her to stay.

l can't even prove l'm the father till the baby is born.

-l have no rights. -l'm sure it's not gonna come to that.

Yeah. l know you guys always make fun of me 'cause l'm a good conservative Catholic boy,

but this isn't exactly the way l drew things up if you know what l mean.

-Now you're gonna have to adjust. -To what?

The only thing l can do is go to New York and do my best

to be as big a part of this kid's life as l can be.

Were you even gonna tell me about this?

-l called you last night. -Yeah. Sorry, l was with Sophia.

-Yeah. How was that? -Amazing.

-That's great. -Really great.

-ln fact, l need to ask you something. -What?

-Will you come to Paris with us tonight? -With you and Sophia?

And Turtle and Johnny and of course l wanna invite Ari.

-lnvite him to what? -To my wedding.

Vince, in all honesty, l don't have time for this shit right now. Please.

E, l'm serious. l want you to be my best man.

-Jesus Christ. -Hey!

-Why don't l talk to Sloan? -What? No!

-l think she'll listen to me. -No, you listen to me!

l don't want you getting involved, all right?

Sloan's family hates me enough as it is.

The only thing you're gonna do is make it worse.

How can l make it worse?

Well, l don't know. But a guy who's getting married to a girl after 24 hours

probably isn't the best guy to take advice from.

Yeah, maybe you're right. But either way,

come to Paris just for a few days.

l couldn't do this without you.

Hello?

Oh, hey, Sloan.

l should have expected E would send the gang over.

-E has no idea we're here. -We're actually here for Vince.

-What's the difference? Sloan, we know you're upset.

We understand, but Vince is getting married.

And he wants you to come to the wedding.

Guys, l appreciate the effort, but l'm not gonna fall for this.

No, no. Sloan, this is no joke.

He really is getting married.

To who? He was single last Wednesday.

Her name is Sophia Lear and she's our second-favorite woman,

after you, of course. But she's amazing

and they are in love.

Look, this is gonna be a very exclusive affair,

but it's important to Vince that you attend.

lt's important to all of us.

And why am l such an important guest?

'Cause you're carrying our baby.

-Your baby? Yeah. That's the way we are, Sloan.

You know that. Even if you lose E, you're never gonna lose us.

-(SlGHS) When is it? -Tonight.

You guys are messing with me.

No, no, Sloan, Vince is getting married, and we want you to be there.

Where is it?

-Paris. -This isn't even a good trick!

What? You wanna get me on a plane to Paris with E and you think

that's gonna make me forget all that's happened?

No, Sloan. We want you at the wedding.

l swear on my life that Vince is going to Paris to get married.

And it's really important to him and to us that you and your little baby

-are present. -l appreciate that.

-So you'll come? -(SlGHS)

l have to ask you something else and l need you to be honest.

Yeah! l swear on my life.

Swear on your career.

Okay.

Did E fuck Melinda?

No, no. l swear on my career

E did not fuck Melinda.

What time does the plane leave?

8:00 p.m.

l'll think about it.

That's all we can ask.

Wow, Drama, you swore on your career?

l had my balls crossed.

The most important thing is that you present a united front.

This is what we have decided is best for the family.

-l didn't decide that. -Ari, please,

we need to make the kids feel okay about this.

Well, l don't know how to do that.

That's why we're here, to learn.

Let's try a little role play.

Melissa, you'll be Sarah. Ari, talk to your daughter.

Honey,

l love your mother and you guys more than anything,

-but your mother has decided... -Ari.

Lies. We have decided...

We have decided that we are getting a divorce.

Why?

-l have no idea. -Really? You have none?

No.

l would like to tell the kids tonight.

-Can you do that? -What is the rush?

Are you trying to get a quickie divorce so you can run off with Flay?

-We broke up. -Why?

Because he knew l wasn't ready for a relationship now,

unlike you who have somehow in less than a week managed to fall for a woman

that l've long suspected you of being with.

No. We ended it, too.

Why?

Because she knows that l still love you.

-Do you still love him? -What kind of question is that?

-Of course l do. -Well, maybe it's not too late to try again.

My life is disappearing and l don't wanna wake up and find myself 60

-and have no one to talk to. -You can always talk to me.

-You don't listen to me. -l'm... l'm listening right now.

You have been an absentee father and husband for years

and l know you don't mean it, but l don't want that anymore.

Absentee father? l resent what you're saying to me right now.

And l don't think our kids would agree.

-You can ask them. -l will.

And then we will tell them tonight?

Yeah. Okay.

You're gonna love her. Trust me.

Ma, between this and E, you might even get me back to New York.

Really. Ma, l love you.

l'll call you on the way. Bye.

So you're really gonna move back to New York?

Well, Sophia is based out of there and l can help E out

and l know Johnny and Turtle will wanna be there as much as possible.

You guys are good friends. l wouldn't move west of Gower for a dude.

Well, we basically lived together our whole lives.