Ugly Betty

Aww, look at them.All nervous

I remember when I interviewed to be your assistant

So that's group HR sent me, huh?

I only talked to them for a little while. I really like Galvin

Which one is he?

I don't want to do the interview today.

I am starting to feel crazy

maybe,because you're eating

chocolate covered pretzel for breakfast

Thanks I almost eat the whole bag

See.Which one of those goophers is gonna do that for me

Hey,not too long ago, I was one of those goophers

All right. Promise me you will pick someone good

I promise

Good Do you need anything else?

Actually, fact checking. I know you...

Come on,what kind of editor would I be

if I can't do a little fact checking.

Add to my file

All of it by two o'clock?

No problem

Wow, that's a lot reading.

But I am happy you let me do it.

Japanese to English?

I look forward to the challenge.

Wow, look at that giant pile.

I know. It is carrying all those papers

Igoring and rising above

What's wrong, Betty? Now you are a big fancy editor

and you don't even talk to the little people

Oh,I am sorry. I couldn't hear you over your flash shirt

- Did you just... - Fashion is my best Suarez.

Unexpected

Unlike you, Betty.I look great in jewel tones.

What's the tude?

I tried to be nice to you.

But since my promotion,

all you do is insult you and sabotage me.

So I am done with you.

I really like the side of her

Do you mind?

- Sorry. - No no it's my bad.

Here, let me help you.

I was wondering if you have any feature ideas

for the New York issue

What? You mean to write a article?

Yeah, unless you are too busy...

Oh no no I would love to write an article.

Actually, I am working on this concept about

the unsung heros of New York.

People who do the toughest jobs

and we can showcase their uniforms for fashion lingo.

New York's 10 most thankness jobs.

Sounds perfect

Really?

Wow,thanks.Ok,great

Well I will get to work.

Oh Matt,I am really glad that we...

- you know. - Yeah, me too.

Oh hey Matt.

I really like your haircut.

Just looks so healthy.

Make me wanna pull it.

haha..Actually,I didn't get a haircut.

Ow,wow,that kinda hurt.Thank you.

Bye

my god,Mandy.You are five minutes away flipping his arms

and lying him down on the desk.

Hww, you love him

Please. He is tainted.

Kissing him is like kissing Betty.

Betty.yes.Daniel is looking for you.

He wants you to meet the new assistant.

Ohh,he picked someone. Is it Galvin£¿

I don't think so.

Hi

Are you Daniel's new assistant?

Lexi .like sexy

Oh I see.

I am Betty,

like confetti.

I am Daniel's older assistant.

I am more than happy to help you.

I can show you how things work.

I know how things work.

I am sure you will be fine.

Hey Betty.

Did you meet Lexi yet?

Lexi,like sexy?

Yes, we met.

- Daniel. - What?

What happened to Galvin?

Of all the people HR sent over,

that's who you picked.

Looks like nothing to do...with it.

I can't believe you even think that.

I am a widower, Betty

You certainly didn't pick her because she's friendly

Maybe she is intimidated by you.

I told her she has some pretty big shoes to fill.hmm

She nailed the interview,

totally helpful.

Let me get that for you.

Just cause she's pretty doesn't mean she is not qualified.

You'd know judging a book by its cover works both ways.

I am sure if you think she is capable, then she will be great.

Where the hell have you been?

Can I go out to get some frozen yogurt?

If you can go a couple weeks not murdering any boyfriends

Did you talk to anyone?

You know me,just get one frozen yogurt in me,

I just tell all my sercret

Is this a joke to you?

You will not be laughing when we're both in jail,young lady.

Mum,it was twenty minutes.

I asked you to do one thing.

Nicole,after everything I've done for you.

Boarding school in France,

taking you in when you needed help.

I am sorry.

It won't happen again.

Because from now on,

you don't leave my sight.

That's it.Now,you type in your password right there.

That's how you check your email

So,what's my password again?

Ignaciorules.

Just want to hear you say that.

Hey,look at that.

Guess papi is more modern than you thought

Yes,congratulations.You have mastered emails.

Welcome to 1993.

Hey,I think it's very cool

that you are learning to use the computer.

You are in the mood.

What? It's Archie.

I never get to see him anymore.

He is busy campaigning and canvassing the neighborhood.

I will tell you one neighborhood he is not canvassing

if you know what I mean

What? It's passion.

Without it,every relationship fails.

I don't want that happen to us.

Maybe, he is not attractive to me anymore

What? Are you crazy? Look at you.

Yeah,that would be pretty crazy.

mija, more coffee?

you'll gonna be more full all night.

so i'm gonna only make it through.

i have all these work to do,

and i haven't even started writing my own article.

just have the people below you do it.

isn't any editors to do?

justin, i'm a junior editor,

there is no one below me in my department.

there is always someone lower than you.

in junior high, the drama kids seem like the foodchain

there is always the band, and the vanason fair nervous

i like the Vanason's fair

i was one of the queen's dancers.

so, betty

who is below you?

there is a pour of assistants that junior editors can use.

but i don't want, i can handle my own work.

mija, it is not a sign of weakness to ask for help.

mage, i know you hate your life,

but does everything you pick up have to be so drary?

don't come back until you get it right.

great pep talk, everyone looked really scary.

hey, willie, can i talk to you about something?

i just ran up for Paul from style,

he is good authorities from gay rany

oh, just say it.

hartley and claire were having dinner

with Isabell last night.

were they just planning to replace you.

what are we gonna do? what's the plan? blackmail?

i've been trying to get dirt on Isabell for years,

she has cleaned up as a vessel.

then what?

hartley and claire are your enemy.

marc

we'll just have to convince them that i'm not their enemy.

remind them that i'm a team player.

you're serious?

yes, i can turn on the charm if i want.

1 time shaky ground wouldn't kill me to kiss claire's ass

so, your plan is

being nice?

yes.

i just gonna give you some space,

some time, so

you can hatch up something else.

speak of things,

when you hatched,

nico is here.

yes, i brought her in to learn about fashion.

go and grab her a chair, she'll quiet as nice

ok, sure.

so, nico, what you've been doing