Twin Peaks

Agent Cooper.

Can you hear me? It's Andy.

Agent Cooper, it's Andy.

Can you hear me?

Agent Cooper?

Room service.

How are you doing down there?

Warm milk.

Agent Cooper?

Would you put it on the table, please?

- And would you call a doctor? - Sure.

Are you aII right? Can you hear me?

Agent Cooper.

Agent Cooper.

Agent Cooper, it's Andy. Can you hear me?

Are you aII right?

Agent Cooper. Agent Cooper.

Agent Cooper.

It's Andy.

It's An--

l hung it up for you.

What's that?

Hung it up for you.

Did you call the doctor?

The doctor?

lt's hung up.

The phone.

Thank you.

Sure.

No problem.

Does this include a gratuity?

Yes, sir.

Thank you. Thank you kindly.

The milk will get cool on you.

- Pretty soon. - Okay.

l've heard about you.

l heard about you.

l will tell you three things.

lf l tell them to you and they come true,

then will you believe me?

Who's that?

Think of me as a friend.

Where do you come from?

The question is, where have you gone?

The first thing l will tell you is,

there's a man

in a smiling bag.

Man in a smiling bag.

Second thing is,

the owls are not what they seem.

Third thing is,

without chemicals, he points.

What do these things mean?

This is all l am permitted to say.

Give me your ring.

l will return it to you when you find these things to be true.

We want to help you.

Who's ''we''?

One last thing.

Leo locked inside hungry horse.

There's a clue at Leo's house.

You will require medical attention.

Knock, knock, knock.

Come on.

Let's have a look at the new girl.

Vixen.

What room is Ben in?

The little flower room.

- Why is he holding out on me? - What?

- Why is he holding out on me? - What's that, Blackie?

Who's holding out on who?

Please.

Oh, Blackie.

You used to be so pretty.

Blackie, Blackie.

Bastard.

l think you should go now.

- Do you, Prudence? - Yes, l do. l really do.

All right.

lf you insist.

Gotcha.

l will huff

and puff,

and blow your house down.

Oh, my, my.

Aren't you something?

l've got to see you. l must see you.

Go away. l'm shy.

Didn't they tell you who l was?

The owner?

That's right.

Ben, it's Jer. We got a situation.

- So have l. - Brother Ben, we got a S-N-A-G.

- Alas, l do have a situation. - Come on, Ben.

Coming, Jer.

l like you.

You know how to interest a man. That's half the battle.

Next time, we will play a different game.

l'll make the rules.

You'll like it. Fun game.

Everybody wins.

Diane.

My recorder is on the table.

l'm unable to reach it at this time.

l can only hope that l inadvertently pressed

the voice activation button.

l'm lying on the floor of my room.

l've been shot.

There's a great deal of pain and a fair amount of blood.

Fortunately, l was wearing my bulletproof vest last night,

per bureau regulations when working undercover.

l remember folding the vest up,

trying to chase down a wood tick.

lf you can imagine the impact on your chest

of three bowling balls dropped from a height of about 9 feet,

you might begin to approximate the sensation.

All things considered,

being shot is not as bad as l always thought it might be.

As long as you can keep the fear from your mind.

But l guess you could say that about almost anything in life.

lt's not so bad as long as you can keep the fear from your mind.

Oh, my God.

The ring is gone.

At a time like this, curiously,

you begin to think of the things you regret

or the things you might miss.

l would like, in general, to treat people with much more care and respect.

l would like to climb a tall hill.

Not too tall.

Sit in the cool grass.

Not too cool.

And feel the sun on my face.

l wish l could have cracked the Lindbergh kidnapping case.

l would very much like to make love to a beautiful woman

who l had genuine affection for.

And of course, it goes without saying that l would like to visit Tibet.

l wish they could get their country back and the Dalai Lama could return.

Oh, l would like that very much.

All in all, a very interesting experience.

They're here.

My skin was itching.

Wood tick was crawling.

l lifted my bulletproof vest.

Three slugs.

Point-blank range.

That explains this.

Hell of a way to kill a tick.

Did you get a look at the gunman?

l saw a masked face, muzzle flash.

Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up-to-date.

Leo Johnson was shot.

Jacques Renault was strangled.

The mill burned. Shelly and Pete got smoke inhalation.

Catherine and Josie are missing.

Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills.

- How long have l been out? - lt's 7:45 in the morning.

We haven't had this much action in one night

since the Elk's Club fire of '59.

Harry, we need to get a search warrant for Leo Johnson's house.

No need. Leo was shot in his own living room.

Deputy Brennan found him.

- You're not going anywhere. - Doc. When the will is invoked,

the recuperative powers of the physical body are simply extraordinary.

Just give me a couple of hours to get dressed.

I'm standing just in front of where a massive Iog-storage area

of the Packard Saw MiII burned to the ground,

under what fire department investigators are caIIing

''mysterious circumstances. ''

Now, poIice officiaIs have toId me that they have, as of yet,

- Bobby. - uncovered no apparent Iink

between these two seemingIy unreIated

- Bobby. - tragedies.

Reporting Iive from the Packard Saw MiII...

Cooper, this is totally against my recommendations.

lt's all right, doc. Duly noted.

You got two busted ribs, your cartilage is a mess.

Who knows what else is wrong?

What's that?

Jacques Renault.

ls that bag smiling?

Smiling?

What's there to smile about?

Do you miss Beth?

What?

Have you been missing your mom?

- Aunt Sarah? - Yeah?

l had the strangest dream last night.

About what?

The rug.

Right here.

Right from this angle where l'm sitting.

Was Laura in it?

Oh, Mairzy Doats and Dozy Doats And IiddIe Iamzy divey

A kiddIey divey too, wouIdn't you?

Oh, Mairzy Doats and Dozy Doats And IiddIe Iamzy divey

A kiddIey divey too, wouIdn't you?

Now, if the words sound queer And funny to your ear

A IittIe bit jumbIed and jivey

Say, ''Mares eat oats And does eat oats

And IittIe Iambs eat ivy''