Yellow Eyes

Yes, I can see now.

Yes.

Oh yes.

I most certainly can see now.

You can take more.

More! More!

- Chambers Independent Contractor.

This is Brad.

Hello?

Yeah, this is Brad.

Fucking scammer assholes.

Damn it.

Hey, babe.

Yeah, no, I'm on my way right now.

Yeah, I'm gonna be a little, wait, hold on a second.

Baby, it's my sister.

Give me one second, okay?

Hey, Maddy, everything okay?

What real estate lawyer?

Yeah, I've been getting a bunch of calls.

I just thought they were fucking scammers.

Uncle who?

What? What?

Get the fuck outta here.

You're kidding, right?

Ooh, look at me.

Now we just have to get the curtain and rug to match.

You're good.

- I'm only as good as my clients.

No, no, no, no, no.

You don't understand.

I never thought I'd wanna get this close to a mirror again.

I didn't have my hair done since the divorce.

Oh my gosh. I'm sorry.

Don't be.

It's wonderful without him.

He was a fucking asshole.

He wasn't always like that,

but, oh God, did he turn into a monster.

Oh, you're married, huh?

How long?

Yeah. Five years now.

You love him.

I can tell by the look on your face.

- Well, he's a handful, but we're best friends,

so I guess we're stuck together forever now.

- I remember promising Curtis we'd die together.

Now I wouldn't care if he fell down a manhole

and crushed his skull.

Oh.

Here he is.

Here to pick me up.

- You know, Curtis and I were married young too.

You can't even dream of how worse it gets.

Yeah, I'm coming back to you.

But only you, okay?

You are very, very good.

I had a weird day.

I fucking love you.

I love you.

Promise me we'll never get divorced.

Easy. Already did.

- Promise me we'll die at the same time.

- Let's just not die, how about that?

- Seriously though, I don't wanna think about being

without you ever in my life.

So let's just promise each other now

we'll die at the same time, okay?

I can live with that.

Good.

Good. Good.

Good.

You okay?

What do you mean?

I don't know.

You have a funny look on your face.

What?

Okay.

Whatever.

What do you want for dinner?

I want to go out.

Yeah, right.

To the city.

Babe, come on.

We're saving money.

We said no eating out for a while.

Oh, no, no, no.

That's what you said.

No, I wouldn't say that.

That's not my style.

Uh...

Babe, you missed our turn.

No, I didn't.

Seriously.

Oh, oh.

Hold on a second. - Where are we going?

Hey, is this Ronnie?

Hey.

Yeah, yeah, we're on the way right now.

All right, yeah,

well, we should be there in about 30 minutes.

Okay, thank you. Bye.

Brad, what the fuck?

Oh, uh, wrong number.

Weird.

Such an idiot.

It's a surprise.

Okay? - What is it?

I wanna go home.

- Your surprise. - I don't like surprises.

We will go home.

- Is it good? - You'll see.

No fucking way.

- I told you I was gonna get us a house someday.

Yeah, but-

But what? It's a dump?

Obviously. I got eyes, Jules.

But I'm a builder.

You give me two, three months,

I can turn this place into a castle.

How?

- Well, I mean, I gotta look on the inside first.

Check the electrical-

- No, I need more of an explanation.

How is this yours?

Ours, whatever the fuck this is.

My uncle, I guess.

My mom's brother.

Was his house, and now he's dead.

No wife, no kids.

Mom's in the nut house.

Dad's dad.

And Maddy, she doesn't wanna deal with it.

She thinks I could take it, fix it up.

I mean-

I mean, I can, all right?

And Maddy knows we've been trying

to get outta that tiny-ass apartment for years.

- I didn't even know you had an uncle.

Yeah, me neither.

Who's that?

Oh, that's the lawyer guy.

- Is this all happening like right now?

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm just gonna check out the place.

He's gonna give some papers.

Brad, well, you probably-

You can't just get a house. - Hey!

Hi. Brad?

Yes.

All right, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

And this is your wife?

Yes, this is Julia.

Hi. Okay.

Beautiful.

So what do you think?

It's a very unique house,

isn't it? - No, it's cool.

I love it.

I love the neighborhood.

It's actually exciting to have some yard space.

So how does this work?

Brad doesn't just get a house, right?

No, it's not so simple.

- She's worried about taxes, stuff like that.

- Yes, there are back taxes and fees of course.

But that's all months from now.

As I explained to you on the phone, Brad,

your uncle didn't have a will.

He didn't have an executor to be in charge of the property.

And to go into probate, I need you to be the administrator.

You'd be great at that.

And then the administrator decides who gets the house,

which will be you beautiful young people.

And you can decide to sell it if you'd like,

but that's up to you.

We can sell it?

- But he's saying we don't have to.

But he's saying we can.

If you want,

you can take some inventory of the assets inside.

I'm just happy to have met you

because I've been looking for an inheritor for your uncle

for a very long time.

In the end, he didn't have many relationships.

If you don't mind taking a look at these papers.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact my office.

- Do you think we can go inside?

No.

But if I were to leave and the door was unlocked...

Did he die in the house?

Yes.

But I don't think he's still in there.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right.

Thank you.