Blackadder III (Blackadder the Third)

mine, and I have to say it's very nice to see both of you are here tonight.

His great success is a tribute to the art of his television interviewing,

and to the art of those men,

who manufacture suits that actually make fat people look thin.

He's brought hours of simple-minded joy

into the lives of many with his light banter, easy wit,

...and slightly irritating little chuckling sound.

He has however in the next segment of this televisual extravaganza...

made a fatal mistake. He has chosen to hold interlocutary interlude...

...with a person so low, that in comparison...

...an exceptionally filthy pig is a model of personal hygiene.

His head, being without a brain, is as empty as a h-hermits address book.

However, for those of you who enjoy laughing at the afflicted,

here is your hosts, mr. Wogan, to introduce his next guest. Thank you.

Thank you very much.

You're very welcome sir. If I might just make a suggestion,

I will ring this bell if I feel the interview ought to terminate,

...or if I feel that the public are, uh, are tired of your...

...discutatory peregrinations.

Your chat.

Ladies and gentlemen now my great pleasure to introduce to you

a young man whose popularity seems to increase with every passing century.

The man they simply call...

Baldrick.

Evening, mr. T.

Right, I think that's enough, don't you?

Well perhaps a minute longer.

Very well, on your head be it,

and of course on yours, Baldrick.

So, Baldrick, what's that you're eating?

It's a rat.

I got it in hospitality. Do you want a bite?