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Compassion is the essence of religion.
Ego is an essence of sin.
Rangeelay Fynance Kompany.
This is where I'll get help.
As long as you live.
Rangeelay Fynance Kompany?
Yes sir. Please have a seat.
Sit down. What can I do for you?
Do you provide finance sir?
No I serve people.
To serve is my duty as well as my religion.
Please hold the glass.
To serve is my duty as well as my religion.
Here have some water.
Provider is someone else. - Wow!
He is the one who always provides.
Sir I wanted some finance.
Why some? Take as much as you want.
Really? - I won't be taking the money with me when I die.
Has anyone ever been able to?
No never.
Your deeds are what go with you.
Strange are the ways of fate!
That's great sir.
Strange are the ways of fate! -You have such a nice heart.
How did you end up in the financing business?
I feel someone must've surely duped you and ran away.
I want someone to do that.
But the three brilliant vibrant noble men don't let anyone do that.
Vibrant men?
Yes. The first one is Shotgun.
Very very naughty agile hearted.
He recovers iron fridge kitchen stove.
Doesn't leave behind a cycle scooter..
..whether it's locked or unlocked.
Now I'll entertain you.
What is it?
I'm from Rangeelay Fynance Kompany.
I'll have to take the television.
Take it.
Take away the desires of poor people.
Let them not have fun.
Ouch! That hurts.
Okay you can keep the television.
You are so nice sir.
What's your name? - Ms. Chandni.
Have fun. My name is Shotgun.
The territory beyond that doesn't belong to him.
It belongs to the second one.
The second one?
Yes Titli (butterfly).
The second one recovers small vehicles.
What is this?
Who is he?
My son is about to get married and you are sleeping over here?
I'm not sleeping but your fate surely is.
You haven't paid two installments of your car.
Do you even know that?
Brother let me get the cash I'll get at the wedding as gift.
We'll pay all the installments.
Oh really!
You'll get a daughter-in-law to pay the installments of your car.
And then who will pay the installments for her?
Father son accompanied with in-laws!
Give me the keys!
I got a match for him with great difficulty.
Now in what should I go to get my son married?
Hear that. I didn't think about that.
Maruti 800 mini-bus.
Scooty auto.
But if we talk about heavy vehicles..
Sir?
I wonder where he went!
Let me tell you.
If we talk about heavy vehicles..
The recovery of heavy vehicles is done by the third one.
That is Sunny.
Where is Shamsher?
I'll take you to him but first get to know me!
The person you have called is getting thrashed.
Call again after half an hour.
Hello police station?
Give me the keys to the truck.
You sell drugs and you can't afford to pay..
..the installments for the truck?
Your Shamsher Gulati is done for!
But his name is Shamsher Sandhu.
The Shamsher Gulati you are talking about..
..his office his warehouse is close to DPC.
Oh really?
Oh damn.
Sir you have been caught with evidence.
I'll have to investigate.
Mr. Sandhu..
Mr. Sandhu sorry.
By mistake I got the wrong number.
Vibrant!
Vibrant!
Vibrant!
Vibrant!
To find her I'll trace.
Of love I'll file a case.
If she doesn't agree a war will take place.
A lot of people I will bust.
Some things will meet the dust.
Loads of fun will be a must.
Vibrant!
Vibrant!
I'll go to a gym and work hard and get a six pack.
We'll follow the right route and make our future bright.
If anyone who tries to flex his muscles before us..
Then we will tighten all his nuts and bolts.
We rule here!
Our aunt is the DC! - We have goot contacts!
Vibrant!
Vibrant!
Vibrant!
Vibrant!
Look don't do that.
Give some space in your heart.
I'll make do with that.
The heart you are talking about now belongs to that girl from Canada.
What about my love?
Love! What is that?
No Jatin.
Don't make fun of my love.
And what about your child that I am carrying?
Don't laugh.
You cannot leave me.
Because God has made you a part of my destiny.
Your destiny?
How many times have I told you not to hold my hand!
And you should laugh properly. Fool.
Hello! What's happening?
You broke the tempo.
At least show one proper rehearsal to the director Jassi.
What a boring play we are doing!
Simmi this is the play that will get the..
..inter-university award after two months.
This play will flop.
Let's do something challenging something glamorous.
The way I am.
Gentleman I'll gift this green color scooty to my niece.
She's my sweetheart.
Today's her birthday.
This scooty should be at my house at sharp 4 o'clock.
Major Sukhdev Singh values those who value time and discipline.
Any doubts?
Sir we had just one green color scooty.
It has already been sold.
If you want you can make a request to him.
No problem. Can't I make a request for Simmi?
Excuse me?
Major Sukhdev Singh why do you forget..
..that the knots I tie are hard to unknot.
DSP Baldev Singh no matter how hard a crow tries..
..it can never fly higher than an eagle.
An eagle doesn't fly as high as an airplane either.
It is a bird and it will stay the same.
It's not buttermilk that I like what I like is to hurt your pride.
I too hurt the pride of my enemies but while staying in discipline.
Any doubts? - What doubts can I have?
Your discipline is the talk of the town.
Major Sukhdev Singh is so adherent to his discipline..
..that even when its pouring from dawn to dusk..
..he will water his plants from 6:00am to 7:00am.
Shut up!
Keep your military lingo with you.
Now I'll talk to you in my police language.
You didn't get me?
The one who take the girl is the one who is called her husband.
Move aside.
You didn't get me?
It's not buttermilk that I like what I like is to hurt your pride.
I too like complicated games Retired DSP Baldev Singh.
Uncle! Uncle!
Happy birthday dear!
Thank you uncle.
Happy birthday Simmi!
Thank you uncle.
Your birthday gift.
Wow! Two bikes for me!
Look over here! Your favorite green color.
Thank you. - And I have bought a blue color scooty for my child.
Who will reason it with Major that blue color is meant for boys?
Then pink color is meant for girls.
Any doubts?
Colors are not important to me but my uncles are.
If that is the case then here's the key.
First ride my scooty.
Why? Does your bike have air-conditioner in it?
And does yours have a navigator in it?
Fools today is her birthday.
You should have declared truce at least for today.
Forget it grandma. They will never reconcile.
For them I'll have to use the 20-years old formula.
Heads for the eldest uncle. And tails for the youngest one.
You always add a tail to your uncle.
The cop can't win today.
It's heads right?
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