Toy Story

All right, everyone! This... is a stick-up!

Don't anybody move!

Now, empty that safe!

Money, money, money!

Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old potato!

Quiet, Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over!

Help! Baa! Help us!

Oh, no, not my sheep! Somebody do something!

Reach for the sky!

Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!

I'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart.

How'd you know it was me?

Are you gonna come quietly?

You can't touch me, Sheriff!

I brought my attack dog with the buiIt-in force field.

Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.

Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe! You're going to jail, Bart!

Say goodbye to the wife and Tater Tots.

You saved the day again, Woody.

You're my favourite deputy.

You've got a friend in me

Come on, let's wrangle up the cattle.

When the road looks rough ahead

And you're miles and miles from your nice, warm bed

Round 'em up, cowboy!

Just remember what your old pal said

Boy, you've got a friend in me

Yee-haw!

Yeah, you've got a friend in me

Hey, cowboy!

Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am

Big and stronger too

Come on, Woody.

Maybe

But none of them will ever love you the way I do

It's me and you, boy

And as the years go by

Whoa! Whoa!

Our friendship will never die

You're gonna see It's our destiny

You've got a friend in me

All right!

Yeah, you've got a friend in me

Score!

You got a friend in me

Wow! Cool!

-What do you think? -Oh, this looks great, Mom!

Okay, birthday boy...

We saw that at the store! I asked you for it!

-I hope I have enough places. -Wow, look at that! That's so...

-One, two... Four. -Oh, my gosh, you got...

-Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough. -Could we leave this up 'til we move?

-Well, sure! We can leave it up. -Yeah!

Now go get Molly. Your friends are gonna be here any minute.

Okay. It's party time, Woody.

Yee-haw!

Howdy, little lady.

Somebody's poisoned the water hole.

Come on, Molly.

Oh, you're getting heavy.

See you later, Woody.

Pull my string! The birthday party's today?

Okay, everybody,

coast is clear!

Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.

Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.

Hey, Hamm.

-Look, I'm Picasso! -I don't get it.

You uncuItured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?

-Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky? -Sir! No, sir!

Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease.

Hey, uh, Slinky?

Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.

-No. Slink... -Oh, well, all right.

You can be red if you want.

-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news. -Bad news?

Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy.

Got it.

Be happy!

Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium duty.

Hey.

Hey, Etch. Draw!

Oh! Got me again.

Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the West.

Got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.

Now, where is that... Oh.

Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?

-How're you doin', Rex? -Were you scared? Tell me honestly.

I was close to being scared that time.

I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it.

I think I'm just coming off as annoying.

Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.

I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock.

Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.

What do you say I get someone eIse to watch the sheep tonight?

Oh, yeah!

Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away.

-Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! -Come on, come on.

Smaller toys up front.

Hey, Woody, come on.

Oh, thanks, Mike.

Okay... Whoa, whoa. Step back.

-For crying out loud. -Thank you.

Hello? Check. That better? Great.

Everybody hear me? Up on the sheIf, can you hear me? Great.

Okay. First item today...

Oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?

-What? -Moving buddy? You can't be serious.

I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.

Do we have to hold hands?

You guys think this is a big joke.

We've only got one week left before the move.

I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy.

If you don't have one, get one!

All right, next. Oh, yes.

Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting

was, I think, a big success.

And we wanna thank Mr Spell for putting that on for us.

-Thank you, Mr Spell. -You're welcome.

Okay. Oh, yes. One minor note here.

Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.

Wait a minute here!

What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not 'til next week!

What's goin' on down there? Is his mom losin' her marbles?

Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move.

I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried.

Of course Woody ain't worried.

He's been Andy's favourite since kindergarten.

Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.

If Woody says it's all right, then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me.

Woody has never steered us wrong before.

Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday we go through this.

But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one?

I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!

Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced.

This is Andy we're talking about.

It doesn't matter how much we're played with.

What matters is that we're here for Andy when he needs us.

That's what we're made for, right?

Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... they're here!

Birthday guests at three o'clock!

Stay calm, everyone!

Hey!

Meeting adjourned.

Ho, boy! Will you take a look at all those presents?

I can't see a thing.

Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

-Any dinosaur-shaped ones? -Oh, for crying out loud.

-They're all in boxes, you idiot. -They're getting bigger.

Wait, there's a nice little one over there.

Hi!

-Spell, trash can. -We're doomed!

All right! All right!

If I send out the troops, will you all calm down?

-Yes! Yes! We promise! -Okay! Save your batteries.

Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.

Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red!

-You know what to do. -Yes, sir!

All right, men. You heard him. Code Red!

Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute!

Let's move! Move, move, move, move!

Yeah!

Okay, come on, kids.

Everyone in the living room. It's almost time for the presents.

All right, gangway, gangway.

And this is how we find out

what is in those presents.

Okay, who's hungry?

Here come the chips!

I've got Cool Ranch and barbecue!

What in the world... Oh!

I thought I told him to pick these up.

Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?

Hey, these guys are professionaIs. They're the best.

Come on! They're not lying down on the job.

Go on without me! Just go!

A good soldier never leaves a man behind.

Okay, everybody, come on.

Everybody settle down. Now, kids. Everybody...

You sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there.

Good. And... Which present are you gonna open first?

-Mine! -There they are.

Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.

-This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet! -Come in, Mother Bird.

All right, Andy's opening the first present now.

Mrs Potato Head! Mrs Potato Head! Mrs Potato Head!

Hey, I can dream, can't I?

The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper.

It's a... It's... It's a... a lunch box.

-We've got a lunch box here. A lunch box?

-Lunch box? -For lunch.

Okay, second present. It appears to be...

-Okay, it's bed sheets. -Who invited that kid?

Oh! Only one left.

-Okay, we're on the last present now. -Last present!

It's a big one. It's a...

-It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship! -Whew!

Hallelujah!

-Yeah! All right! -Hey, watch it!

Sorry there, old spud head.