The Ninth Passenger

Subtitles by explosiveskull

Any survivors?

Negative.

Tow it and burn it.

Um, hey, Brady. So, yeah, the check bounced again.

Hi, I'm calling about an overdue pay...

My God. I can't believe you hooked up with him.

- Who didn't? - Not me.

Hmm. Well, who have you been hooking up with?

- Nobody. - Nobody?

Okay, not even kissed? Anything?

I'm just focusing on me right now.

Well, you're lucky I'm in town,

'cause I'm gonna find someone to focus on you for a little bit.

Can't we just go see a movie, or something?

I'm not gonna argue my way outta this one, am I?

I'm in law school. You can't argue your way out of anything.

Oh, my God.

"Oh, my God" is right.

Let's go. Whoo!

I'm just saying. Whatever it takes for you to get over her, man.

There are other fish in the sea.

- It's complicated. - You're making it complicated.

Look, I'm here to help you. Okay?

- I didn't invite you. - Nah. Best buds don't need invites, man.

I'm looking to find you some strange.

Hey, baby! What's up, girl? How you doin'?

Look, this is my boy, here. He just got broken up with recently. He's sad.

So, I'm wondering, would you like to, you know, bump uglies with him?

Um, I'm good, thanks.

Oh, you're good, thanks?

Doesn't wanna have fun. That's great.

Dude, Vancouver chicks suck, man.

Jess, can you stand over there?

I wanna take a picture of you in the skyline.

I hate getting my picture taken.

All you need to do is smile.

- But I'm not good at this. - Not good at what? Having fun?

- Yes. - Come on. You look so gorgeous.

Ladies, would you like me to take a picture of the both of you?

Yes, please.

Oh. Okay. Here, get together. Get comfy.

Like you're having fun. That's great.

So pretty.

Amazing. Just flawless.

Oh, well, thank you.

So, listen, we're new in town. We don't know anybody.

- Are you two from here? - Oh, I used to be.

So I decided to visit for the weekend.

- Oh. See, we just graduated from Dartmouth. - Ivy League, huh?

Uh-huh.

- Are you slumming it for the summer? - No, we are not slumming it.

Actually, my buddy here just got dumped.

So I'm trying to make him feel better.

He's all sad and lonely.

Thanks.

I'm Nicole, and this is Jess.

Well, this is Marty, and I'm Lance.

We should probably head back.

That's a great idea, Marty. See, Marty has a boat.

Would you ladies care to join us to have a drink on that boat?

- No. - Absolutely. That sounds fun.

Excellent. What a great idea, Marty.

Ladies, if you will please follow me this way.

Told you I know what I'm doing.

You're crazy.

- Come on. - No.

- No. - Come on.

After you.

Oh, Captain.

Very nice.

And what have we here?

It looks delicious.

Uh, yeah. I have a great chef.

So, this is your boat?

Yes, it is. Shall we, uh... have a seat?

We shall.

- Oh, shit! - What?

No, nothing. This guy scared the shit out of me.

- What's wrong? - No, nothing.

- I'll just get the door. - No problem. Don't worry about me.

I'm gonna get comfy over here.

- What are you doing here? - Scheduled maintenance.

Just a little work on the engine.

I'm not really supposed to have guests.

I've already been cleared by the guard.

Hey, man, can you just do me a solid?

I got this girl on board. I'm trying to, you know...

I got you, man. You go have fun.

Thanks, man. Appreciate it.

All right. Where were we?

What is this?

Must've fallen out of my pocket. Thank you.

Thank you. Champagne?

- You know how to open this? - I... Yeah, of course.

- It's, you know, it's sticking. - Don't you have help?

Uh... They're... They're not here right now.

- Private bubbles. - Yes, exactly.

What is he doing?

Ah, he's telling him to take a hike.

I thought we were getting on his boat.

Ah, it's his dad's, you know. He's a little overprotective.

So, wait. That's the boat?

Oh, yeah.

So, this is how the one percent lives.

No, no. The point-one-percent.

Huh. Come with me.

Come on.

Somebody works out, hmm?

You want a little champagne?

- Just, like, a little. - Okay.

I haven't eaten. So just, like, a little.

- Sure. Good. - Thank you, that's perfect.

Oh. There it goes. That's a lot. That's good.

Oh, twist my arm. Thank you.

- There it is. Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Who is that? - It's just...

- Hey, guys. - Hey, man.

We're back.

What's going on?

Uh... Oh, I didn't expect you guys back so soon.

Not in uniform?

You're looking good in that jacket, man.

Excuse me. You guys do know that this is the captain, right?

My date.

Oh, well, permission to come aboard, Captain.

- Granted. - Thank you.

Well, since we're all here, maybe we can join the festivities with you and...

- Tina. - Tina.

Do you know these people?

- Uh... Just give me a sec, okay? - Yeah.

I got this.

Hey, guys, honestly, I'm sorry.

But I've been planning this night for a while and, you know, I got some...

Maybe we can all hang out, have a good time.

You know, if that's cool?

- Oh, Captain, my captain. - Thanks, bro.

Hey, man, you're not gonna report this, are you?

We'll talk about it later.

Cool.

Who are all these people?

Um, well, these guys, they work for me, so...

- Oh, they work for you, huh? - Yeah. I'm his first mate.

Cocaine?

Yeah.

There you are.

Oh, my God. I am so sorry.

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

So, what do you think of the yacht?

Uh, it's definitely cramped.

That's funny.

Dad's actually thinking about getting a bigger one.

Wow. Who's your dad?

Martin Hatfield Senior.

Your dad is Martin Hatfield? The CEO of Tridon?

Yeah. We're in town for a merger.

Unbelievable. Your father is literally destroying the planet.

Do you have any idea how much blood is on his hands?

Look, it's not easy being the son of the Martin Hatfield, okay?

Do you think you're the first person who's told me all that?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I was being rude.

No, it's fine. I'm used to it.

Marty!

Sorry.

Christy!

Christy. Please. Okay, it's not at all what it looks like.

I know I can explain everything, just please come upstairs.

I can't believe you fucking invited her, dude.

- Lance. - You better go.

Christy, please.

"Don't drink all the mezcal." And I do, of course.

- Then I eat the worm, and he's flipping out. - That's gross.

And then the horse comes in and I scream...

- Can we talk? - Just give me a minute, Jess.

I wanna hear the rest of the story.

It's a good story.

Then I have to stand up with the horse.

The horse looks me in the face and he goes...

God!

Then I pulled the snap back and I whip and I hit him in the face.

Christy, please!

Get the hell away from me.

- Christy, please. - Just save it.

I'm too tired to drive home now. I'm staying the night.

Go back to your gangbang or whatever.

I'll be gone in the morning.

Come on. I didn't invite them.

- Lance saw these girls... - It is always Lance.

And if you're not blaming him, it's your father.

You let them walk all over you, Marty.

At our expense.

You know, I actually thought that you could use some company tonight.

I'm such an idiot.

You know what? Forget it. I am taking a shower to wake up, and then I'm gone.

Come on.

- Here comes the hero. - Who's fourth?

- Give me some. - Look at the trees going by.

That's so funny.

Oh, my God. We're moving!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.