Finch

UV radiation high.

Temperature, 150 degrees. Caution.

Body temperature high, 101.2. Body temperature high, 101.2.

Okay. Okay.

Dewey.

Dewey, bottle.

Oh, okay.

Someone's going to be happy tonight.

Jesus.

Getting old.

All right. Front's up.

Done.

Okay.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Warning. Air pressure drop.

Caution.

Warning. Air pressure drop.

Caution.

No. Oh, shit.

1,500 feet.

1,400 feet.

1,300 feet.

1,200 feet.

- 900 feet. - Come on.

800 feet.

700 feet.

Oh, my God. Come on.

Come on.

600 feet.

400 feet.

300 feet.

200 feet.

Warning. Shelter advised.

I'm coming.

100 feet.

Come on.

80 feet.-Come on.

60 feet.

40 feet.-Here we go.

Okay.

Let's go. I got ya.

Come on!

In!

Okay. Your turn.

Get the eyeballs.

Up with the paw.

Eyes up.

Up. Come on.

All right. See you downstairs.

- Hey. I didn't forget about you. - Hey. I didn't forget about you.

What? Did you miss me? Yes, I missed you.

Yes, I think about you all the time. Yes, I do. Yeah.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Yes, I'll give you scratches. That's all I'm here for, right?

Just to scratch you.

Just to scratch you.

Now can we please havea quiet evening at home tonight?

Hey, cut it out.

Good boy, Dewey.

Okay, okay. Don't worry about me. Carry on.

Thanks, Dewey.

Oh, hi.

Oh.

Where's your ball? Is it here? Is it here? Where's your ball?

Go! Oh! Get it!

All right, you're next.

Come here, dog breath. Come on.

Okay.

Now I'm gonna need your eyes.

I'm sorry, Dewey.

I'll get you new ones. I promise.

And it'll be worth it.

One small step for man...

one giant leap for Finch Weinberg.

Ah.

Hello.

If you can speak, say "yes."

"This device is not responding or notcompatible with the operating system.

Please call technical supportfor assistance."

Okay.

Hey.

How about nodding your head?

If you can understand me, nod your head.

No, I don't know why he's not working.

You do... You do understand? Do you understand?

Only nod if I ask you a questionthat you understand.

Do you understand?

Stop nodding.

You understand.

Stop nodding your head.

You have a friend! Good boy.

Yeah.

Okay, I've done some tweaking.

Not exactly what I had in mind.

It should do for now.

Now, if you can speak, say something.

B... B... B...

Calm down.

Something.

Some... Something. Something, indeed.

Indeed.

So, uh...

Tell me something interesting.

Giraffes can survive without waterlonger than camels.

Is that a fact?

I bet you didn't know that.

Kangaroo rats can survivelonger than giraffes.

- Okay. Okay, okay. - Did you know...

Tell me something interesting about you.

I have four primary d... directives.

What is the first directive?

First directive: A robot cannot harm a human

or, through inaction, allow a human to be harmed.

Oh, hey, calm down.

Calm down... All right, listen to this.

It'll make you feel better.

What about the fourth directive?

Fourth directive:

In Finch's absence, robot must protect the welfare of dog.

This directive supersedesall other directives.

You hear that?

So, you understandhow important this dog is to me?

Yes.

So, you know who Finch is?

You are Finch.

Yes.

Now... define absence.

The state of not being present.

Finch...

Yes?

When will you be absent?

Oh, shit.

Oh, sheet.

Hello, dog.

I know 16,000 interesting facts about...

Hello, Finch.

I'm connecting youto a local weather station.

Tell me when you see it.

Connected.

I need you to use this datato make a forecast.

Data indicates 15 separate weather events

advancing at 155 miles per hour.

Current data predictsthese events will intersect

over this locationwithin the next 24 hours.

How long will it last?

Probability these combined eventswill create a superstorm is 1.00452...

No. No, I need to knowhow long it will last.

Forty days, approximately.

So we need to getthe hell out of St. Louis.

South is out of the question.

Not with the storm season we've had.

As is north, obviously.

And east, too many cities.

You know what that means?

People.

Pass.

So that's that, then.

Head west.

Over the mountains.

Go easy on the rations. Go easy on the rations.

A little bit of luck.

Find placesthat haven't been ransacked or looted.

San Francisco.

What do you think?

Yeah, I think it's time.

What are you doing, Finch?

I'm increasing your transfer rate.

It's not what I want, but we're out of time.

Can you simplify?

If we don't go before that storm hits, we'll die down here. All of us.

Do you understand?

Yes. Yes.

So, as soon as you can walk, we're leaving.

But, Finch...

if we leave now, data transfer would only be at 72%.

Well, we can't all be Einstein.

Did you know Albert Einsteinwas born with an abnormally large head?

I gave you digital levelers.

And redundant gyros, so... it's not your balance.

It's your rhythm.

Watch me and imitate. Walking in place.

One, two. One, two. One, two.

- One, two. One, two. One, two. - One, two. One, two. One, two.

- Good. Good. Stop. Stop. - One, two. One, two.

All right. All right. Now, this is walking forward...

One, two. One, two. One, two.

Turning... and one, two.

One, two. One, two.

Understood?

Okay.

All right.

And imitate. Forward.

One, two.