The Casagrandes

- * I'm in the big city with my big familia *

* Every day here is my favorite día *

* One big house and our family store *

* Food and laughter y mucho amor *

* Tíos, abuelos, all of my primos *

* A dog, a parrot, amigos *

* We're one big family now *

* Sundays and Mondays *

* They're all fun days when you're with the... *

all: Casagrandes! - * Mucha vida *

all: Casagrandes! - * Bienvenida *

all: Casagrandes! - * Mucha risa *

all: Casagrandes! We're all familia!

Tan-tan!

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Abuela!

Can you hold off vacuuming for a few minutes?

I'm doing a live makeup tutorial.

- No problem, mija. I have to dust anyway.

Yeah!

- Bobby! Ugh.

What's wrong with her?

I'm so excited, mi amor.

A very hip gallery owner

wants to display my art installation next week.

I'm so proud of you.

- What will the art installation be?

I want it to be a surprise,

but I will say that Carlos is going to be

an essential part of it.

- Just don't make me a human bird feeder again, por favor.

Don't worry, mi amor.

This installation is more up your alley.

Excuse me.

who is responsible for this?

- Well, the skateboard was popularized by a man

named Larry Stevenson who wanted to design--

- I mean who's responsible for this huge scratch?

Abuela, did you use my board to move the fridge again?

- No, no, no, I don't need it anymore.

I've been working out.

Uh, okay.

I gotta find out who did this.

- Come back here, Lalo!

We're not done with the tutorial.

what was that?

Who's there?

My board is gone.

Hey! Get back here!

A Musky Toe Scrape?

A Cucaracha Nose-Dive?

Oh, man, a Half-Back Slip-Slap Nosey Bunk?

All right, shred time's over, thief.

Tío Carlos?

You're the one using my skateboard?

- I'm so sorry, Ronnie Anne. Ever since you moved in,

I've gotten the itch to ride again.

- But you, a skateboarder? No offense, but how?

- It all started in college when I discovered

that skateboarding was the most efficient method

of getting around campus.

- Que guapo.

* *

all: Carlos X! Carlos X!

- Wow, Carlos X? This is really you?

- Well, it was. But then Frida and I had kids

and she worried that I'd get hurt.

She made me promise to quit skateboarding forever,

which is why I should probably stop now.

But you can't.

Not before teaching me some of your tricks.

- I don't know, Ronnie Anne.

- Please? Just for a little while?

- Okay, but we have to be careful.

Frida can't find out.

- Deal! Same time tomorrow?

I've got a spare board you can borrow.

- Oh, that would be most gnarly.

- We gotta update your slang.

Ooh!

- Baby monitor and camera. To keep tabs on Frida.

- Okay, all good. - Great.

Can you show me the trick you did in this video?

It was really cool.

Ah, yes.

The Wooly Foot Rail Slide.

Now, the key to this trick is simple physics.

- Yes! Whoo-hoo!

That was sick and tight.

Did I say that right?

Ugh. Mi amor.

I can't sleep with you drooling on my neck.

- Frida's up.

We gotta get back.

Good luck.

Ooh!

If you keep yawning all day,

Tía Frida's gonna know something's up.

- I'm just not used to being up that late.

I'm so tired.

- I can tell.

You're putting a diaper on the skateboard.

- -

Now where did I put my keys?

- Tía Frida's coming. I have an idea.

- Morning, familia. Everything good?

Yup.

- Well, I'm off to meet the gallery owner.

- Adios. Good luck.

Whew. - So same time tonight?

- Oh, I don't know. It's pretty dangerous.

And Lalo almost blew our cover last night.

- Aww. Could you just teach me one more trick?

- Okay. One last trick, and that's it.

- Now remember, the key is to pass each other

at our highest vertical points and quickly swap the boards.

That was amazing!

Whew!

I'm just glad we pulled it off.

Because, honestly, if there was ever a time

I was gonna get injured, it was doing that trick.

- Tío Carlos! Are you okay?

I think so.

Whoa! No.

Upon further analysis, I'm not okay.

Frida's gonna kill me.

No, she won't.

I'll find a way to hide your injury.

I promise. Now hop on.

Wow. You're a real pro.

- I learned how to do this watching my mom at work.

Okay. How's that?

Feels pretty good, but Frida's definitely

gonna know I'm hurt with all this bandaging.

- Already thought of that. Boots from Carlota's closet.

Papá, what happened?

Are you turning into Bigfoot?

Will that happen to me? I hope so!

- I'm just trying out some new boots.

- They don't really go with your sweater vest.

- No, no, this is the look now.

- Uh, yes, all the professors are wearing them.

Piggyback ride.

Don't worry, CJ.

I can give you a piggyback ride.

Ooh, I want one, too!

- Don't forget that my art installation is tonight.

- Can I get a hint about what I'll be doing in it?

- You'll see tonight, mi amor.

- Oh, well, maybe it'll be like last installation

where she had me sleep on a cloud of marshmallows.

- Yeah, it might not be so bad.

- I'd like to thank you all for coming

and also thank Romeo, the gallery owner,

for the opportunity to show you all...

this!

Uh...

- That's no comfy marshmallow cloud.

- Mi esposo will now jump on this

trampoline calculator to solve equations.

It's a statement that education should be

as fun for everyone as it is for my love.

So creative.

- How does she come up with this stuff?

I don't get it.

- First equation, one plus seven minus two.

Oh, okay.

Where do I know him from?

He looks so familiar.

Second equation.

Nine times seven divided by three.

- I still don't get it. Do we clap now?

- Mi amor!

Are you okay?

Wait, why is your foot bandaged up?

- Uh, everyone's wearing bandages under their boots.

This the look now.

I can explain everything.

I've been skateboarding at night with Ronnie Anne.