The Killer Elite

Gentlemen, please wait.

Go, go, go.

There go our wheat thins.

Right. You're right.

Are you part of the organization?

We're COMTEG.

We just... We just pick up and deliver.

Yeah. Pizza. Chinese food.

Relax, Mr. Vorodny. I'll be your guide tonight.

Thank you.

Are you connected with the CIA?

The what?

The CIA.

What's the CIA?

Circumcised Italian-Americans.

Chinese inbreds...

That's no shit.

We don't know nothing about the CIA.

Not really. Not too much.

We're a private intelligence agency.

Where do we go from here?

You're going to a duck farm.

We're going to party.

63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68,

69, 70, 71, 72, 73.

What do you think, George?

A bottle of Greens couldn't get me past 50. I concede.

That's a copout.

You deserve the best, baby.

You belong to Mike.

Okay, folks, the party's over.

Let's go.

Gotta go to bed. You want me to wake you up?

Well, you wind up with the paper.

Come on, sweet thing.

Try something that'll help you.

Let's go. 5:00. Let's go.

5:00.

Let's go.

Oh, man.

Please, five more minutes.

They screwed us out of 20 minutes yesterday. Better get going.

I gotta shower and shave.

Here's your juice.

You can shower there.

Let's go.

Well... excuse me, honey.

I got some news.

Yeah? What is it?

Bad. Bad news.

Bad, bad news?

What is it?

You feel all right?

It hurts a bit.

You okay?

What'd you do in there?

What's the matter with you?

Hey, give me $100.

What can you do with this stuff now? It's monopoly money.

Just get rid of it. Yeah.

What do you think of that little chick you just left in bed?

Pretty nice.

You're a fag, you know.

She thinks we're a couple of fags 'cause we split the rent.

Not me, buddy boy.

Why not?

I'm a nosy bastard. I was snooping around in her purse.

I came across this very important document.

You see, now that's why girls don't go for you.

For reasons like that.

You're always doing stuff like that.

That's really bad news.

"Dear Miss Summers,

"your pap test returned and is negative.

"But you do show conclusive evidence of vaginal infection.

"Please call for an appointment to see me as soon as possible.

"Respectfully yours, Dr. L. Wolfberg."

Oh, God.

Dirty guy.

Dirty.

Oh, Dr. Wolfberg.

Holy Jesus.

Hey, what does vaginal infection mean?

That don't have to mean nothing.

Vaginal infection means she's got a disease.

It's a disease.

Flipper.

What's a purple grackle go like?

Give me the Maryland state bird, man.

- Why didn't you stop me, man? - What?

Why didn't you stop me?

From what?

From going on.

You know, I think you deserve a round of applause.

Are you gonna...

Come on. Keep singing.

Vaginal infection?

I'm gonna be sick.

The bums are late.

Our bums or someone else's?

That's your signal.

Sing it out!

I said sing it out!

Genie with the light brown smash.

How would you rate her from one to ten?

He's a good man. Not like you, you dirty rat bastard.

Why'd you leave me in there with her all night without telling me?

I know you don't have any prejudice.

Besides, I knew you were sleeping. I didn't wanna disturb you.

I'll get even.

You'll never get a chance.

Coming in, Scotty.

Okay, one at a time. Come in.

Sorry we're late.

Yeah, sure you are.

Yesterday we ran 20 minutes late,

and now you guys are damn near 40.

Outside of that, no flak.

Hey, we watched some horny ducks on the late late infrared show.

Ever see a duck make it, Mike?

I don't wanna talk about it.

Wait a minute.

I don't wanna talk about it.

It's a good show. It's not a great show, but it's a good show.

See you tomorrow. 3:00 sharp.

And how are you, Mr. Vorodny?

Impatient.

- Today... - Today what?

I was supposed to have been taken out

by Wednesday. That was part of my agreement.

Well, we're not the CIA We don't know nothing.

We're just...are hired to protect the goods, and you're good to somebody.

Think of us that way and you'll stay alive and be a lot happier.

I've been told you've never lost one of us yet.

Well, you're wrong. Mr. Gunther Rachman.

Rachman hanged himself.

I ain't talking to you.

Look, I was only kidding, grouch.

I had 50 of these printed up. All I have to do is fill in the blank.

What?

You mean that's not for real?

We've passed them all over north beach.

Oh, my God.

So you think that's funny?

Think that's funny?

I thought it was pretty funny.

I don't. You're safe now.

Dirty guy.

I've requested a town in Oregon.

Crazy world.

One more foreigner in a small town somewhere with a pension.

I've asked for a town where I can raise hops.

Without hops we would have no beer.

I will call myself Thomas Mix.

Do you like the name "Mr. Mix"?

You're a ward of the CIA, Brewmeister Mix. Ask them.

You all look alike, you young mercenaries.

No matter what country.

We're all idealists. Think we do it for the money?

I don't feel very well.

Maybe it's our water.

You have no idea what it's like to live in a closed society.

No, I guess I don't.

How you doing, man?

Who's watching the store?

Come on.

What, are you nuts?

Come on. What're you...

You just retired, Mike.

Enjoy it.

You can't wait out here.

We'll page you as soon as we know anything.

Okay. I'm gonna go over and check the instruments.

Better get gloves on. I wanna check the wound.

Got the drop sheet on that side?

- On three. Gently. Two, three. - Bring him up.

Okay. Gurney out of the room.

We'll get some gloves on.

I'd like some orthopedic instruments.

Doctor 2: Irregular pulse.

Yes, go ahead with...

I'll check the elbow. And check his knee.

The bullet is probably out, Gil. Patella is completely shattered,

and the knee seems completely unstable.

We need a double prep and double draping.

- Gil, how's his pressure doing? - It's fair.

All right, I think that's good enough. We better start the elbow.

We're gonna need some irrigation.

We at least try here.

Would you hold his arm?

Can we have our irrigation now, please?

Okay. We'll go out and scrub.

An irrigation tank.

And a sponge.

You want me closer or further?

How is he, Joe?

Pretty good.

As well as can be. We'll be waking him up shortly.

Soon as we get the cast on, you can wake him up.

When we finish it, we'll transfer him over.