Entourage

- Mr. Gray, good morning. - Mr. Gray, ari?

You're gonna have to do a lot better than that if you want to get vince on "smokejumpers. "

Just wanted to show you the respect that a studio head deserves.

Well, that's very nice, ari.

Maybe if your client had done the same on "aquaman 2"

You wouldn't be in such a desperate position.

Come on, hasn't the kid suffered enough?

Roasting him on a spit wouldn't be enough suffering

- As far as i'm concerned. - Really?

Alan, i mean, come on. We're talking about the second lead here.

Vincent chase is not gonna be the second lead nor the third.

Inact, he's not even gonna be the toothless waitress

Whose one line is, "we're all out of blueberries. "

Goodbye, ari.

Vince: who holds a grudge this long?

Women and gays.

It's true. Look it up.

I don't understand. "Aquaman 2" did good.

You'd think he'd get over it by now.

- He hasn't, so we have to move on. - Move on to what?

Steve parles loved meeting you.

And he was serious about "benji. "

- Oh come on. - No, he's dead serious.

Now i don't normally sit home on a friday night and read-

Wife and the kids are up in santa barbara, so i did.

- Vince: and it's good? - It's "benji. "

- In the arctic? - Is this benji the dog we're talking about?

No, it's benji franklin who goes to the arctic, you idiot.

- So did steve make a real offer? - Is $3 million real?

- Ruff ruff. - That's why i had to bring it to you.

- How's the script, really? - Ari: i cried.

Now i don't know if i was crying because of the script

Or the fact that i'm trying to put you in a benji movie,

But i sat at home alone

Last night in my bed and i wept.

Well, i guess i'd better read it then.

You don't have to read it, vince, because it is exactly what you think it is.

And if you take it, you're taking it for the same reason

That most people in america take jobs-

Because you need the money.

We've never made a decision based on money alone.

Vince, i have cash to tide us over.

- Oh, jesus. - Well, i do.

I have a few shekels put away too, bro.

I can make my own money. And i take care of you guys when you need it.

- Nobody takes care of me. - Appreciate that, vin.

What the fuck?

Hey hey hey, asshole. What are you doing to our cars?

- They're being repossessed. - What?

Pay your bills, deadbeat.

What the fuck are you talking about, you motherfucker?

Vin!

So what's the role?

It's the young veterinarian mitch kreeger.

Who gets top billing, vince or the dog?

- That's a good question, turtle. - It's legitimate.

All right, let's discuss the downside.

Won't be banging your co-Star.

It is a g-Rated family film.

If it's somehow "babe" we're great.

And if it's "garfield" and it blows up

Like barry bonds's skull we're finished.

- I don't like this. - How long do we have to decide?

Parles wants an answer by monday.

Let's go to villa, look at some nice asses jiggle,

And the answer will come to us.

No no no no. Forget that.

There's only one place for real answers.

Oh yeah? Where's that, johnny?

- Joshua tree. - Joshua tree?

Drama: no phones, no berries.

Just us men and our souls.

And a big bag of shrooms.

- That sounds idiotic. - No no no, i like it.

- Are you in, ari? - For shrooming in the desert?

No, for being there to help guide us through this major decision.

Okay, i'm in.

Great. Where do we get the shrooms?

Eric roberts, where else?

Let me see them hands.

I've got a shotgun pointed at the door.

Yo, e. R., chill. It's drama and vince.

I'm just playing with you, johnny.

Good to see you. Hey, vince, how you doing?

- Eric. - How you doing?

- Turtle. - How are ya?

Well, if it's not an ass who needs wiping, ari gold.

How's it hanging, player?

- Oh, it's hanging. - Been a long time, huh?

- Yeah, what 10 years, huh? - About that.

- How are you? - Solid as a rock.

In fact, take a fucking swing, gold. Abs of steel.

I'd rather not.

- Either you swing or i do. - Okay.

And don't jew me on this, gold. Put some muscle behind it.

50 years old, i'm still an animal.

Anybody else want to pound the stone?

- You want to pound this stone? - No no no no.

No thanks, we're good. We got a long drive ahead of us.

We just came by to grab some of your famous magical fungi and we were gonna roll.

You'll be thrilled to know i just harvested a sweet sweet batch.

- Awesome. - So where you guys going?

- Joshua tree. - Joshua tree? I love that place.

Peace, serenity, nature. Speaking of which, say hi to mark.

- Hey, mark. - Hey.

So what's the reason for this journey?

I have a major career decision to make.

Oh yeah? Heavy.

You know, i love observing people in transition.

It's good for my work.

Would you guys mind if i tagged along?

No no, you can come. It's cool.

Actually, you know, vinnie, there's not enough room in my car.

That's okay, gold.

We can take my one- Of-A-Kind winnebago.

Eric: this is quite the ride, eric.

Thanks. Back in '91 me and this baby

Hit every one of the continental 48 states,

With the exception of montana where i'm no longer legally welcome.

- So where we gonna sleep when we get there?

They have like a b&b or something?

- Ha! - Ha what? What's the plan?

You eat the shrooms, you trip, you leave when you come down.

Translation: you're sleeping, you're sleeping in the dirt.

I don't even know if i'm gonna be taking shrooms, okay?

Let's compromise. I can get us a phat house at the madison club.

Wake up, play a nice round of golf in the am.

- What do you say? - Come on, ari, it's man and nature.

You know how many good times this crew has had without a real place to sleep?

Remember lake barrington? All we had was six bags of doritos and some sleeping bags.

And drama brought the extra bags, he was still wetting the bed at 14.

Liar. I stopped wetting the bed when i was nine.

That extra bag was for warmth.

You were still wetting the bed at nine?

A lot of great artists are late to potty-Train.

I was housebroken at 16 months. True story.

True story, we could be at villa tonight.

What are you gonna do at villa?

The only thing i can do, e-

Find a nice image to whack off to.

- No phones on this trip, ari.

I need a dog-Sitter, dickhead.

Make it fast or i'm gonna chuck you and that device

Out the door while we're moving, ari.

Where the hell are you, lloyd?

It's saturday, ari. I really don't think that's any of your concern.

Your whereabouts are my concern 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

- So says you. - What, are you trying to put on a show to impress tom?

- No. Tom's not even here. - Really?

- Tell him to suck it. - Shh.

Tell him i heard that and tell him i will seal up

Your asshole with cement if i am disrespected.

Stop it, ari. Stop it.

It's saturday and i work 80 hours a week

And i should not have to be subjected to this kind of talk on my weekend.

You're right, you're right. Lloyd, i am sorry, okay?

This is not work related. I need to ask you a favor.

- What kind of favor? - I need you to watch lily tonight.

- Where is your family? - Aunt pearl's 75th in santa barbara.

- And where are you? - I am away on business.

What kind of business do you have on a saturday night?

I got none of your fucking business.

I got a wife who thinks i'm under a pile of scripts

- And a dog that needs some love. - We have plans tonight.

Well, break your fucking plans. I own your asian ass.

I thoughthis was a favor.

It is a favor to you.

A favor to keep you employed.

You are a manipulative meanie, ari.

It's katie morgan. Yo yo, what's up, ladies?

Hey.

My regards to tom. Ciao.

Hey, vince, are you coming to vegas for the a. V.N.S?

Actually, we were going to joshua tree.

Cool. I did a gang-Bang scene there last year.

Yeah? You want to do the sequel this year?

You guys should just come to vegas with us.

- Yeah. - Not this time, ladies.

- We're sticking to the tree. - Aw!

Okay, but it's gonna be lonely out there.

We will be thinking of you the whole time.

Yeah, well think of this.

Let me get your number.

There's your image, ari.

Lloyd: stop being a baby.

I'm being a baby 'cause i'm the one

Who's gonna have to call our friends and cancel again.

- It's just game night. - Maybe to you, lloyd.

But for some of us it's a night we look forward to all week.

Well, do you want me to call everyone?

No, i don't.

I want you to figure out a way to save the evening.

There's no way, tom.

- Why don't we do it at ari's? - Oh, please.

Come on, think about it.

It could be your own personal "fuck you" to ari gold.

Fuck you to you, tom. There's no way.

Don't be a pussy, lloyd. Come on.

All right, i will be responsible.

If i don't make the place absolutely perfect,