Running Man (런닝맨)

(This show features indirect advertisements.)

(The world's soccer festival is back after 4 years.)

(Wishing South Korea all the best in making it to the knockout rounds)

- We're doing this. - It's the global soccer event.

(Running Man Summer Soccer Vacation Begins!)

Hey, Jong Kook looks like a cyborg.

Okay.

How is he a human being?

- Look at his buttocks. - He's really toned.

(Showing off intimidating physiques right from the start)

- Hey. - His buttocks...

- He's too muscular. - How is this possible?

- Look at his body. - The uniform is too tight.

- It's a bit much. - What's with him?

This is...

(An American football player among a group of soccer club members)

- You... - The uniform is too tight for you.

- It's too much for the eyes. - What's wrong with you?

- Look at his muscles. - This is too much.

- This has a special meaning. - He's a cyborg.

- This is so funny. - Cho Yu Min was selected...

for this upcoming global soccer event,

("Center Back Cho Yu Min of Team Hong Myung Bo Injured")

but he couldn't go due to an injury.

He's a close friend of mine, and this is his uniform.

- I see. - But this is...

- Why does it look like that on you? - It's too tight.

This is too tight for me.

- He got me a small one. - Seriously...

By the way,

his nipples are sticking out. I want to poke them.

- I bet it will say, "I love you." - Hey.

This feels so forced.

- Are they sticking out? - "I love you."

- No, they aren't sticking out. - No? It's okay.

- Mine don't stick out. - How can your body look like that?

They don't stick out.

- Kim Nipple. - Kim Nipple.

- For this... - They are not sticking out.

- You should be wearing a bra. - Hey.

My nipples aren't sticking out.

Hey, Zhu Bajie. Today, you look...

- What's with Zhu Bajie? - Why are you doing this, Sun?

(It's been a long time since Ha Bajie quit working out.)

- Why are you doing this, Sun? - He looks like Dream.

Why do you look so out of form?

Obviously, he's not a soccer player.

- And he's a fish slicer. - A fish slicer?

Welcome!

- Seriously, you are... - "Welcome!"

(The sushi restaurant owner who loves soccer)

Today's race is...

the Running Man Summer Soccer Vacation.

- What is it? - Soccer Vacation.

We'll be having a pre-season training session...

(A soccer training session in preparation for the World Cup)

and a team-building retreat.

Since teamwork is the most crucial part of soccer,

- Right. - today's race...

- will be played as one team. - One team.

- It's been a while. - I love it.

Since this is the Soccer Vacation,

we've prepared sessions packed with soccer training.

The first session is...

the Mental Strength Training.

(Running Man Summer Soccer Vacation, Mental Strength Training)

We've prepared an extreme ride to give you a thrilling scare.

- Is that it? - What's that?

(They will ride extreme rides for mental training.)

- What? - Oh, no.

- What? - We've tried this before.

- This is fun. - Hanging from rubber ropes?

- Ji Hyo has tried this before. - Yes, I have.

- I tried it as well. - Right.

(and scaredy-cat Jae Seok have already tried it.)

I can't try this.

Let's go!

My goodness. Guys!

Guys!

(The Big Swing turned him pale with fear.)

- Where? Are we riding it up there? - Yes.

(We have prepared the tallest one in the country.)

- Up there? - That's just too high.

But this is too... My goodness.

(It falls straight down from 15 stories high.)

This is too much.

This is high.

Right. This is too much.

This doesn't make sense.

- Didn't this make So Min cry? - Yes. She cried.

- Really? Is it that bad? - She cried.

Why are we doing this all of a sudden?

- This is horrible. - The participants...

(The participants for the Big Swing training...)

for this mental strength training...

will be decided...

(will be chosen through a penalty shootout.)

- through a penalty shootout. - Are we riding it right away?

- How many of us? - If all the members succeed...

in the shootout,

everyone will move to the next session...

- without having to ride it. - If we all succeed?

- Yes. - We all have to succeed?

Yes. All of you.

However, if you fail,

the number of members who miss their shots...

will have to get on the ride.

- What do we do with her? - Ye Eun won't make it.

(Worried for their scaredy-cat youngest member)

- Ye Eun, you just need to score. - Hey.

- We won't ride it if we all score. - That's right.

- What if I fail? - Let's do this.

- Is there a goalkeeper? - There will be a goalkeeper.

You didn't bring in a pro player,

- did you? - Is it a pro player?

- Who is it? No way. - Is it Su Wan?

- Hey. - You...

- He's pretty much a pro. - He has long arms.

(Today's goalie will be Director Ju Yong.)

He's a pro.

You pick Ju Yong, who looks just like you.

(He is Jae Seok's look-alike doppelganger.)

- Hey. - You two look alike.

- One... - What's with your arms?

- Hey, Ju Yong. - Darn it.

Catch him!

(Capable of national-team-level slapstick comedy)

Why are you trying so hard?

This isn't going to work.

- Ju Yong? - We can't let Ju Yong play.

- He's highly coordinated. - He's a runner.

When we played soccer,

(He used to be the goalie for FC Tiger, Jong Kook's soccer team.)

- he was the goalkeeper. - We can't do this.

- He has great body control. - He does.

But the goalpost is huge.

(Instead, they will use the big international-standard goal.)

- Is that so? - Yes.

It's really big.

- But the distance is too far. - This is so...

Look at this.

- This is too far. - Is this it?

- Is this it? - It's 11m.

It's 11m for men and 9m for women.

(Men will kick at 11m, women will kick at 9m.)

- Can we practice? - Am I a man or a woman?

- Am I a man or a woman? - You're a man.

You let me play as a woman...

- What do we do? - for other games!

Why am I playing as a man now?

(He is frustrated that he is not in the women's division.)

You're wearing Son Heung Min's uniform.

You can practice.

Gosh, my legs.

Jong Kook plays futsal anyway.

- This is a divot mark. - You should move the ball.

- We can move it. - Place it next to the mark.

I can kick like this.

We shouldn't tell him what to do.

- Gosh, this is... - Look at him.

- Hey, Ju Yong! - He's really...

We shouldn't tell him what to do.

- Gosh, this is... - Look at him.

- Hey, Ju Yong! - He's really...

- Gosh, this is... - Look at him.

- Hey, Ju Yong! - Hey.

- Don't push yourself too hard. - He just dove.

He even dove!

- Ju Yong. - I mean, he's an amateur.

(A human spider that keeps his nest perfectly protected)

- What kind of amateur dives? - You even dove?

- Why would he dive? - He blocked it?

Why is he being like that?

- Again? - Why are you blocking it?

- Come on! - My goodness.

(At this rate, they won't make any goals.)

- Why is he blocking it? - Why are you so good?

- This is not fun. - He's leaning...

a bit to the right.

He's slightly out of position.

Because Ju Yong is...

- That's it. - My goodness. He dove again.

He's on the left...

because he can dive only to the right.

- I think that's what it is. - He can dive to the right.

I guess he can't dive to the other side.

He can't move to the other side.