Ice Age

Why not call it the Big Chill? Or the Nippy era?

I'm just saying how do we know it's an ice age?

Because of all the ice!

Well, things just got a little chillier.

Help! Help!

Come on, kids, let's go. The traffic's moving.

But, but, but dad.

No "buts". You can play "extinction" later.

Okay. Come on, guys.

So, where's Eddie?

He said something about being on a verge of an evolutionary breakthrough.

Really?

I'm flying!

Some breakthrough.

Look out! You're going the wrong way. Crazy mammoth.

Hey, do the world a favour!

Move your issues off the road!

If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't draw attention to myself, pal.

Give me a break.

We've been waddlin' all day.

Oh, go ahead. Follow the crowd.

It'll be quieter when you're gone.

Come on. If he wants to freeze to death, let him.

Hey, hey. I'm up, I'm up!

Hey, rise and shine, everybody.

Huh? Zak? Marshall?

Bertie? Uncle Fungus?

Where is everybody?

Come on, guys. We gonna miss the mi.. the mi.. the...

...migration.

They left without me.

They do this every year!

Why? Doesn't anyone love me?

Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth?

All right, I'll just go by myself.

Oh! Sick!

Hey, wide body! Kerb it next time!

Oh! Jeez... Oh..Yuck! Oh..

I can't believe it. Fresh wild greens.

Frank, where did you ever...

Go ahead, dig in.

A dandelion. I thought the frost wiped them all out.

All but one.

Makes me so... I wanna..

Oh! Yuck!

This has definitely not been my day. I mean... You know what I'm saying, buddy?

Oh, what a mess.

Hey, you rhinos, you know, you have really tiny brains, did you know that?

No. It's just a fact.

No offence!

But you barely know what I'm talking about.

Oh, Yummy.

A dandelion.

Must be the last one of the season.

Carl. Easy, Frankie.

He ruined our salad.

Oh, my mistake. That was my mistake. Let me. . .

No, seriously, let me take care of this.

Oh. What is this?

Pine cones!!!

Oh my goodness, they're my favourite.

Hmm, delicious.

Au.

That's a ... good eating.

Don't let me hog them all up. No, here, you have some.

Tasty, isn't it?

Bon appétit.

Now?

Now.

Hey!

Just pretend that I am not here.

I wanna hit him at full speed.

That's okay, Frank. We'll have some fun with him.

Don't let them impale me, please. I wanna live!

Get off me!

Come on, you're making a scene.

We'll just take our furry pinata and go. Would you mind?

Hey. Buddy, if it's not them today, it's just someone else tomorrow.

I like rather not be today. Okay?

Look. We're gonnaa break your neck so you don't feel a thing. How's that?

Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.

An excelent point. Shut up!

Who says we gonna eat him after we kill him?

Yeh, come on, move it.

You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.

Save it for a mammal that cares.

I'm a mammal that cares.

Okay, look. If either of you make it

across that sink hole in front of you, you get the Sloth.

That's right, you losers. You take one step and you're dead.

You were bluffing, huh? Yeah, that was a bluff.

Get him!

A dandelion?

We did it!

What?

You have beautiful eyes.

Get off my face.

Wow, you and me, we make a great team.

I mean. What'd you say we just head South together?

Great! Yeah, hey jump up on my back and relax your whole way.

Wow. Really? No.

Wait, aren't you going to South?

The changing seasons, migration instincts?

Any of this a-ringin' a bell? I guess not, bye.

Okay, then thanks for the help. I can take it from here.

Hey, you over-grown weasel. Wait till we get down there.

Ohohou. That south thing is way overrated. The heat, the crowd. Who needs any?

Isn't this great? You and me, two bachelors knockin' about in the wild.

No, you just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side dish.

You're very shrewd mammal.

Can you lead the way, Mr. Big Guy? Didn't get the name.

Manfred. Manfred? Yuck.

How about Manny the Moody Mammoth? Or Manny the Melancholy... Manny the...

Stop following me.

OK, so you've got issues. Look, you won't even know I'm here.

I'll just zip the lip when I say ...

Look at the cute little baby, Diego.

Isn't it nice if he'll be joining us for breakfast?

It wouldn't be breakfast without him.

Especially since his daddy wiped out half our pack and wears our skin to keep warm.

An eye for an eye. Don't you think?

Let's show that human what happens when he messes with Sabers.

Alert the troops. We attack at dawn.

And Diego, bring me that baby. Alive.

If I'm gonna enjoy my revenge, I want it to be fresh.

Phew. I'm wiped out.

That's your shelter?

Hey. You're a big guy. You got a lot of wood. I'm a little guy.

You've got half a stick.

Yeah, but with my little stick, and my highly evolved brain ...

I shall create fire.

Fascinating.

We'll see if brains triumph over brawn tonight. Now, won't we?

Hey, I think I saw spark.

Any chance I can squeeze in there with you Manny? Old pal?

Isn't there someone else you can annoy?

Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles?

My family abandoned me. They just kinda migrated without me.

You should see what they did last year.

You know, I mean. They woke up early and finely tied my hands and feet.

and they gagged me with a fieldmouse, barricaded the cave door, and covered their tracks, went through water so l'd lose their scent,

and... who needs 'em, anyway?

So what about you? You've family?

Okay, you're tired, I see. Well, we'll talk more tomorrow in the morning.

Au, Au, A, A, Au, Au.

Manfred? Manfred.

Could you scooch over a drop?

Come on, nobody falls asleep that fast.

Manny!

There's Diego, fall back!

Where's the baby?

I've lost it over the falls. You lost it?

I want that baby, Diego. I'll get it.

You'd better. Unless you want to serve yourself as the replacement.

We'll go up to Half peak. Meet us there.

It'd better be alive.

Can we trust you with that, Diego?

Let's go!

and then she picked this hair off my shoulder and says, look...

If you're gonna have an extra mating dance,

at least pick a female with the same color pelt, right?

And I thought, wow, she's gonna go praying mantis on me. I mean, you know what I'm saying?

If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal.

In your case, grateful. Get away from me.

Well, I think mating for life is stupid. I mean there's plenty of Sid to go around.

Manny?

Look at that. He's okay.

She's gone.

Hey, hey, hey Manny, are you forgetting something?

No. But you just saved him.

Yeah, but I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.

You can't leave him here.

Look, there's smoke.

That's his herd right up the hill. We should return him.

Let's get something straight here. Okay? There's no "we".

There never was a "we".

In fact, without me, there wouldn't even be a "you"!

Just up the hill.

Listen very carefully. I'm not g-o-i-n-g.

Fine. Be a jerk.

I'll take care of him.

Go. Yeah, that's good.

You'll take care... You can't even take care of yourself.

This I gotta see.

I'll return you. We don't need that meany-weeny mammoth, do we?

No, we don't.

You're the embarrassment of the nature, do you know that?

That is cake.

I'm fine. I'm fine!

I'm gonna die.

That pink thing is mine.

No, actually that pink thing belongs to us.

Us? You two are a bit of an odd couple.

There is no "us". I see.

Can't have one of your own, so you want to adopt.

Look, I'm sorry to interrupt this snack.

But we gotta go.

The baby, please.

I was returning him to his herd.

Oh, yeah. Nice try, bucktooth.