Entourage

- Yeah? - It's game day, baby. Wake the fuck up.

- What? - We're opening today.

We got hot little teens walking into theaters on the East Coast

to support our boy. Why aren't you awake?

What time is it?

It's time for you to wake up. I've already shot a 72, bitch.

- What, on the front nine? - Yeah, that's funny, cunty.

I'll call you with the midday numbers, get ready. That's not a gimme.

- What? - It's Emily.

I'm headed up your block. Open up the gate.

- You're coming here? - Yeah, I'll be right there.

- Big day. - Yeah.

Ari's freaking. He gets crazy before a client's movie opens.

- Fan mail. - Oh, thanks.

- What about you? Are you nervous? - Yeah. A little bit.

I called the psychic hotline.

They said Vince's moons were all aligned. We're looking pretty good.

- What did they say about your moons? - I don't know, I was too cheap to ask.

Do you guys have any big plans for tonight?

We're not gonna do anything.

Vince doesn't want to make a big deal about it. We'll lay low.

That is way too normal.

- Really? - Yeah.

- Ari has clients who do crazy stuff. - Like what?

One of them bought $3 million worth of tickets

just to make sure his movie opened at number one.

- Come on. - I swear.

- Who was it? - I can't tell.

- Yes, you can. Tell me. - Mmm-mmm.

He was in Ocean's Eleven.

All right, good luck.

- Thank you. - Yeah.

- Bye. - See you.

- Um, Eric? - Yeah?

Since you don't have any plans tonight,

would you maybe want to go to dinner with me?

Are you asking me out?

I could've sent a messenger with that stuff.

Morning, guys. Fan mail.

What the fuck you smiling about?

Who's smiling, douche bag?

Big night tonight, Vince. I feel good about it, I do.

Yeah? That's good.

- Anybody know how to work this thing? - No. Just Johnny.

- Where is he? - He's upstairs. He got a girl.

Really? Who?

I don't know. He must've ordered in late night. Woke me up at 4:30.

Sounded like a couple of baboons fucking.

Yeah, he better hurry up, too, 'cause I'm getting hungry.

Aw, picture request.

Nice enough to send the money for the stamp.

Relax. I'll send the picture.

- Oh, fuck me. - Let me see.

Look at that. Not bad.

- Not bad? She's on fire. - Let me see this.

"Vincent.

"I believe we were together in a past life.

"I believe we were destined to be together in this one."

You should call her, Vince. It's destiny.

- Besides, she's got a great ass. - That's a great idea, Turtle.

Have her catch a ride out here

with the Kevorkian guy from Michigan who wants Vince to kill him.

He's right. We don't need another psycho. Look, better keep this, just in case.

Tanya, this is my brother, Vince.

- Good luck tonight. - Yeah. Me and him, both.

See? These are the other guys.

What's up, guys?

- Want a creatine shake? - No, I got a case of LUNAbars in the car.

- Show the guys. - Stop it.

Come on, baby, just once. Show the guys, please?

What's up, body?

Look at these pythons. She'll whip all your asses.

- True. - Come on, baby. I'll walk you out.

Shh.

Give me a call.

What?

Where'd you meet her, Drama? Barry Bonds hearing?

Please. Tanya's all natural.

I met her at the Vitamin Expo.

- She's booming, huh, Vince? - She's got a pretty face.

She gave me the ride of my life.

I just hung onto those lats and surrendered all control.

You know, if I was holding onto those lats, I'd think I was fucking Evander Holyfield.

Fuck you guys.

I ain't cooking shit for any of you. Let's see what you do about that.

We should hit Encino first. It's playing at the Galleria at 6: 15.

Check out the Valley girls. Then we head over the hill.

Good call.

I don't want to see the movie. I can't watch myself again.

I love watching myself.

Too bad the audience doesn't.

Vince, you gotta see it with live crowd.

Especially the midnight show at the Westwood Mann.

It's all hot UCLA ass.

- I don't know. What do you think, E? - I don't know.

I didn't know we were thinking about doing this.

- What's to think about? - I made plans.

On the night my movie's opening you made plans?

- Bullshit. - You said you didn't want to think about it.

I didn't want to think about it together.

- What kind of plans did you make? - Nothing.

I have a date.

You have a date?

Yeah. Emily asked me to go to dinner.

- She asked you? - Yeah. It's no big deal.

He's fucking a guy. You're getting asked out like a little bitch.

I'd say it's a very big deal.

- Touché. - Thank you.

Douche bag.

I haven't been on a real date since high school.

That's because nobody dates in L.A., Vince. It's a waste of time.

- And money. - L.A. Lives between 2:00 a.m. And 5:00 a.m.

You take a lap through the talent pool. Catch and release.

Online's even better.

You get the small talk out of the way so when they show up, they're good to go.

Name one girl you ever pulled off the Internet.

There are confidentiality agreements with these sites.

I ain't telling you shit.

- Why don't we all grab dates tonight? - No, don't grab anybody.

- You can bring Tanya. - You guys aren't coming with me.

It's opening night, it's a work night. I need you.

- Fuck that, man. - Come on, I'm serious.

No, you're not. I want to get to know this girl.

- Will you give me a fucking break? - So do we.

Make sure you don't get another lemon.

Just relax. It's not such a big deal. It'll be fun.

- It'll be like prom. - I guess you won't have a date then.

I told you 10,000 fucking times. She had food poisoning.

Yeah, right.

Power 106, blazing hip hop and R&B.

Big Boy's neighborhood...

Fuzzy Fantabulous, Joe Grande, Luscious Liz, up in here...

but you know what?

- We're not alone. - No, not at all.

Vincent Chase is in the house.

Head On. That's the movie.

We've been hearing some beautiful things about this.

When it comes to an opening weekend for you,

do you have those rituals that everybody else go through,

like, you got to pack dirt on your face or sacrifice a goldfish?

No, I'm not superstitious.

- At all? - No.

I heard

that Mel Gibson carried a cross up Temescal Canyon before Passion opened.

- It must have worked, huh? - It sure did work.

Vince would've been a gorgeous Jesus.

What's going on? What you got planned for tonight?

My buddy E got asked out on a date.

That's nice.

So me and the other guys are gonna join him.

Wait. Hold on. So your boy got asked out?

- Here we go. - Relax. It's fine.

His ex-girl crushed him. So he's looking to get laid.

Eric, sit down. Don't fuck with his rhythm.

This is embarrassing.

He's telling the world about my personal life.

Relax. The world could give a shit about your personal life.

What are you doing?

- You got some hot celebrity, some models? - Right. Some hot chicks.

- I don't have a date yet. - What?

Vincent Chase doesn't have a date?

I find that hard to believe.

We got a lot of females out there listening right now.

Can we bring somebody up in here? Not Liz.

We gonna take a phone call for you, Vince.

Christy, what do you got tonight?

Stop hitting on my assistant, Turtle. Besides, she'd never go out with you.

What, she can't speak for herself?

You can speak.

I'd never go out with you, Turtle.

Ouch.

What?

You won't believe who we got on the phone.

- Who? - Justine Chapin.

White virgin in the house.

- Justine Chapin. She's fabulous. - She's not a virgin.

You know she's on that Pure Tour right now.

Justine, you there? I'm here, Big Boy.

How you doing, baby girl? We got Vince right here, also.

You can't find a date tonight, Vince?

I'm having a little trouble, Justine.

I'm leaving San Diego right now. I'll be back in L.A. For the night.

I'd love to go out with you. You look hot on the billboard.

Are you gonna sing for me?

- Singing is all you're going to get. - That's right.

Big Boy's right. So do you still want to go?

Of course. I'm just looking for someone to cuddle with.

- He's definitely fucking her, right? - Definitely.

I'm calling Cindy Adams.

Cuddle.

Vince is gonna be there, too.

It's gonna be a nice time, honey.

When did you move away?

Wow!

What about that cute roommate of yours?

Married?

Yeah. Congratulate her.

Yeah. I'll call you if I ever get to Oregon.

What do you think, Arnold?

Baby, I know you like my hair natural.