The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

Tell me again why we're doing this.

Ingatkan aku lagi kenapa kita melakukan ini.

Homework, Francis.

Tugas sekolah, Francis.

The future's built on it. - Right.

Masa depan dibangun di atasnya. - Ya.

Hey, give me some of that before you kill it.

Hei, beri aku sedikit sebelum kau menghabiskannya.

You know, last chug is 89% backwash. (backwash = sisa ludah)

Kau tahu, tegukan terakhir itu 89% sisa ludah.

Here?

Di sini?

No. You're too close. Move a foot back.

Tidak. Kau terlalu dekat. Mundur satu kaki.

Okay.

Baik.

All right. That's it. Don't move.

Baik. Itu dia. Jangan bergerak.

Hey, Leatherface? - What?

Hei, Leatherface? - Apa?

Can you really use that thing? - What did you say?

Kau benar-benar bisa memakai benda itu? - Apa katamu?

Can you really use that thing?

Kau benar-benar bisa memakai benda itu?

I don't know. Can you really triangulate? (triangulate = triangulasi)

Entahlah. Kau benar-benar bisa melakukan triangulasi?

Seems like the perfect spot for deciding what you really want in life.

Sepertinya ini tempat sempurna untuk memutuskan apa yang benar-benar kau inginkan dalam hidup.

My own comic book. Bigger than anything that Marvel or D.C. has.

Buku komikku sendiri. Lebih besar dari apa pun yang dimiliki Marvel atau D.C.

No. I'm talking about what you really want right now,

Bukan. Maksudku apa yang benar-benar kau inginkan sekarang,

like revenge on the one-legged bitch in black and white.

seperti balas dendam pada jalang berkaki satu di foto hitam putih itu.

Margie Flynn!

Margie Flynn!

Shit!

Sial!

Shit!

Sial!

I knew it.

Aku sudah menduganya.

Margie Flynn.

Margie Flynn.

Ah, stupid!

Ah, bodoh!

Oh!

Oh!

Aah!

Aah!

Hey, guys. Excuse me.

Hei, teman-teman. Permisi.

Coming through here. Excuse me, excuse me. Hello.

Aku mau lewat. Permisi, permisi. Halo.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Hah!

Aah! Hah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aha! Huh!

Aha! Huh!

Body of Christ.

Tubuh Kristus.

Are you with me here, altar boy? (altar boy = misdinar)

Kau memperhatikan, misdinar?

Body of Christ.

Tubuh Kristus.

Amen.

Amin.

Body of Christ. - Amen.

Tubuh Kristus. - Amin.

Body of Christ.

Tubuh Kristus.

Body of Christ.

Tubuh Kristus.

Amen.

Amin.

Body of Christ.

Tubuh Kristus.

Amen.

Amin.

Body of Christ. - Amen.

Tubuh Kristus. - Amin.

"You're so sweet."

"Kau manis sekali."

"I think about you a lot, too."

"Aku juga sering memikirkanmu."

It's the "too" that gets me.

Kata "juga" itu yang membuatku terpikir.

That means she knows I was thinking about her, right?

Itu berarti dia tahu aku memikirkannya, kan?

How would she know that? - Your obvious boner.

Bagaimana dia bisa tahu? - Dari ereksimu yang jelas terlihat.

You know what? Give me that.

Kau tahu? Berikan itu padaku.

No. Why? Why, you gonna do something about it?

Tidak. Kenapa? Kau mau melakukan sesuatu soal itu?

What are you checking out my ass for?

Kenapa kau memperhatikan bokongku?

Take the damn note, then. Bzz!

Kalau begitu, ambil catatan sialan itu. Bzz!

But how would she know?

Tapi bagaimana dia bisa tahu?

Well, maybe it's 'cause you wrote her a note.

Mungkin karena kau menulis catatan untuknya.

I didn't write her a note.

Aku tidak menulis catatan untuknya.

Actually, you're right. You wrote her a poem.

Sebenarnya, kau benar. Kau menulis puisi untuknya.

Well, she tried to kill herself, so you know she's gotta love poetry,

Dia pernah mencoba bunuh diri, jadi pasti dia menyukai puisi,

like Sylvia Plath or William Blake, probably.

seperti Sylvia Plath atau William Blake, mungkin.

What are you talking about? You wrote her a note?

Apa maksudmu? Kau menulis catatan untuknya?

No, asshole, it was a poem... with a note at the end.

Tidak, bajingan, itu puisi... dengan catatan di akhirnya.

Jesus Christ! - Hey, guys.

Ya Tuhan! - Hei, teman-teman.

Hey. Good morning, fellas. - Good morning.

Hei. Selamat pagi, kawan-kawan. - Selamat pagi.

Get lucky last night, you guys?

Kalian dapat sesuatu semalam?

Yeah!

Ya!

So, is anyone going with Donny Flynn's sister that you know of?

Jadi, setahumu, ada yang sedang jalan dengan adik Donny Flynn?

Who, Margie? Why? You think you're gonna get something off her?

Siapa, Margie? Kenapa? Kau pikir bisa mendapatkan sesuatu darinya?

Oh, not me. Stan Lee over here.

Oh, bukan aku. Stan Lee yang di sini.

Well, I kissed her, like, two years ago.

Aku pernah menciumnya, sekitar dua tahun lalu.

Two years? What was she then, like, eight years old?

Dua tahun? Saat itu dia umur berapa, delapan tahun?

Old enough. I mean, she uses her tongue.

Cukup dewasa. Maksudku, dia memakai lidahnya.

Bullshit!

Omong kosong!

Whatever.

Terserah.

I mean, the girl was hungry and I got some tongue.

Maksudku, gadis itu lapar, dan aku dapat ciuman pakai lidah.

I forgot my homework.

Aku lupa membawa tugasku.

Okay.

Baik.

"The Atomic Trinity."

"The Atomic Trinity."

Hey, check it out.

Hei, lihat ini.

Oh, cool. Captain Asskicker. - That's really good.

Oh, keren. Captain Asskicker. - Itu bagus sekali.

He's kicking the shit out of someone. - What's this shit over here?

Dia menghajar seseorang habis-habisan. - Benda sialan apa yang di sini?

That's the shit he just kicked out of him, numb nuts.

Itu kotoran yang baru ia tendang keluar dari orang itu, dasar tolol.

Ohh! That's disgusting.

Ohh! Itu menjijikkan.

That's really cool. - Thanks.

Itu keren sekali. - Terima kasih.

I'm not serious. - Wait till you see this.

Aku tidak sungguh-sungguh. - Tunggu sampai kau lihat ini.

I spent all night on it. Watch.

Aku mengerjakannya semalaman. Lihat.

You spent all night on that?

Kau mengerjakan itu semalaman?

Yeah. - What is it?

Ya. - Apa itu?

It's Major Screw going at it with the Evil Warrior Babe.

Itu Major Screw sedang bermain dengan Evil Warrior Babe.

Going at what?

Bermain apa?

69. - Oh, that 69.

69. - Oh, 69 yang itu.

That looks more like... 47?

Itu lebih terlihat seperti... 47?

Okay... - Whatever.

Baik... - Terserah.

Check this out. I got some new stuff.

Lihat ini. Aku punya beberapa karya baru.

This is Miss September.

Ini Miss September.

Oh, wow! - Oh, my goodness.

Oh, wow! - Astaga.

You draw a great butt. - Thank you.

Kau menggambar bokong dengan bagus. - Terima kasih.

You do. - Nice.

Benar. - Bagus.

This is Assumpta flogging Casey. - All right!

Ini Assumpta sedang mencambuk Casey. - Mantap!

And this is the Atomic Trinity wasting a guy.

Dan ini Atomic Trinity sedang menghabisi seseorang.

Yeah! - I like that.

Ya! - Aku suka itu.

Asskicker. - Yeah, but...

Asskicker. - Ya, tapi...

I thought we were gonna change the name 'cause there's four of us now.

Kupikir kita akan mengganti namanya karena sekarang kita berempat.