Hardcore Comedy (重口味)

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People call it Teller

For those who are retarded, lack of sense of humor,

empty stomach, suffering from constipation or having too high moral standard...

Stop!

Stop!

Stop! Bastard!

Who are you?

Watch out!

Holy Shit! Shit! Shit!

This movie is based on a true event

No vacancy in dormitory.

Students have to live in brothel?

Chin-man Ngan and Yue-ching Yau are major in computer science,

they said they have nowhere to live in dormitory.

So they have to live in brothels.

so they have to live in brothels.

Are you that hardcore, baby?

Are you that hardcore, baby?

Not used to living here.

In fact... we don't go whoring.

In fact many hookers are around, we don't go whoring...

I don't even need mosaic

so you can tell I am not that kind of person.

Are you?

You don't go whoring? Or you dare not to?

Shocking Wet Dream

I think...

we have to end our relationship today.

There are so many things...

waiting for me to explore in the outside world.

Before we break up,

I'd like to experience again this uncertain and rage,

the moment of expanding and contracting.

Hey. are you jerking off?

Poo-poo...

Done?

Take a shower.

She is a girl.

It's not good to be smelly.

I save 2 cans for you.

Heard that one can last longer after drinking this.

I am helping you to lose your virginity.

Aren't you?

So what?!

So I drank 4 cans though.

I am not going.

Come on.

Let's go.

Come on, let's go.

I press this one, you press that one.

No way.

We press together.

If we press together,

it will be so embarrassed

as she sees 2 boys standing.

One for each.

Hurry up.

It 's comfortable...

Ha...

Handsome, wanna fuck? Fuck me.

Fuck me... Handsome.

Fuck me.

Wanna fuck? Fuck me!

Fuck me! I am juicy.

Fuck me! Handsome!

Look at my tits, it's juicy.

I am so itchy...

What the fuck! Are you doing or not? Hurry up!

Chang-Seng Velvet Antler Wine.

It's wonderful

Wonderful...

It's all wet! It's my juice!

Not sentimental enough? Let me sing a song for you.

I will do whatever you say.

I will do whatever you order.

I will do whatever you say

I will do whatever...

You wanna fuck me or not?

Don't wanna fuck? Let's play SM?

Cuff me...

Hey... hey... hey... hey... hey...

First time?

Should I take off myself?

I do massage only...

I told you not to go whoring already.

Ultimate Sex 4 times Squirting Full HD 1080P.

Download completed.

What the fuck? Who is it?

No hooker here!

It's written down! Son of the...

Hello.

Hide the monitor!

Hello.

Miss, anything I can help?

Help me to move the pot inside.

Chin-man, come and help.

Put in the middle.

It's a gift for you.

I am living next door.

I... saw you guys on the net-news ...today

My name is Bowie.

I just came back from States.

Are you guys good at computer?

In fact, we are hackers.

We sell illegal munitions on the net.

We just steal weapons on the online games and sell to others.

You guys always eat cup noodles?

Yeah...

Let's have dinner in my place

Let's go, chin-man, get moving.

Just call me Bowie.

Hi, Bowie.

I'm not feeling well, you guys go ahead.

I better wait for him, see you later.

OK, see you.

See you.

Bye.

You guys are so fast.

Have some bananas first.

I am still cooking, please wait for a while.

Do you think I am sexy?

Yes...

What the fuck are you looking at?

I will charge you for that.

They are living next door.

I cook too much, so I asked them to have dinner with us.

Aren't you guys eating?

Bowie.

You used to have so many girls eating with you?

Yes.

They are all doing business downstairs.

It's spacious here and have good ventilation.

So we always have gathering.

How can you make such a big dish?

It's easy.

6 eggs, 2 teaspoonful of sugar

and some orange skin...

I think this guy is very suspicious...

A 3-point after a turn...

Shit!

I have to go, I am tired.

Lorili.

We still have dessert.

No, thanks

Let me see you out.

Vacant seats.

I am leaving.

We still have dessert.

You are leaving?

Yes.

Bye.

I am starving.

Have some grapes.

What taste is that?

Taste of grape

Salty?

It's been salted.

Have some more?

Good morning

Let me show you some good stuff!

You hacked all the CCTV and video cam.

Big tits?

Big pussy?

You raunchy cunt!

I can even smell it over the screen!

Over 50,000 fans?

Few months later,

we will be much more famous than Ng Kin Hung!

Who is Ng Kin Hung?

What the hell! You don't know Ng Kin Hung?

What the hell! You don't know Ng Kin Hung?

Have you watched Lan Kwai Fong?

You have to promise me that

you won't spy on Bowie's room.

You don't do it and you don't let others do it too.

Damn nerd.

Watch!

It's so exciting, really?

Should we go and check it out?

You go first.

Shit...

Something happened...

Something...

What's up to you?

Something happened in Lorili's room?

Must be her gangster boyfriend...

M-Murda came and asked for money.

Gangster?

Don't panic.

I have the keys.

Why did you hit Lorili?

Who's Lorili?

Don't be afraid, I will protect you.

Punk.

Who the hell are you?