French Biriyani

Hello, greetings.

Good morning Simon sir.

I am calling from Red Horse Pharma, India, Bengaluru.

Oh yes, I was waiting for your call

Our person will be waiting with your name card sir.

It's my first trip to India,

So I'm a little bit worried you know

No, no! You don't worry sir

You just go and tell him your name,

He will take you to the hotel directly.

Could you give me your.. telephone number?

Wait.. Hello, Hello

Don.

Don.

Solomon is landing with the thing.

Peace out.

Where's Mani?

Don't forget to recharge my number. Bye! - Okay baby

Dad...

Dad...

So you've downed drinks early in the morning?

Not at all

You have chips stuck on your cheeks.

Clean up.

Dad...

Tell Suleiman that Solomon will bring the thing in the evening

Ok..

Tell Suleiman that Solomon will bring the thing in the evening

Suleiman tell the thing that evening will bring Solomon

tell sulaiman's thing that.

Evening Solomon's thing will. Solomon thing evening

Hello?

Hello sir! Good morning!

Are you interested in buying water purifier?

What water purified?

Sir, this water purifier can...

Didn't I just say I don't want it

Sir, we have an excellent discount offer

If you call me once more, I'll insert it to purify your behind!

Water purifier, my ass

Samaan(the thing)

Dad, what did you just tell me?

Oh!

Suleiman!!!!!!

Dad...

Tell Suleiman that Solomon will bring the thing in the evening

Brother

is that all don said?

That the thing will arrive this evening?

Anything about who will bring it?

You dumbass

Will he be narrating a story on his death bed?

oh, has he not?

Aren't you the one who picks it up regularly?

Yes

Get lost now!

Go

Ok don

Dude, mouth some punch dialogues like your dad.

Sundaram is watching

Hey you

This is the first job after my dad's death

If you bungle it up

wife will become a widow, mind it!

What??

Dude, he's still single!

Ok, then your hand will be widowed!

Get lost

Save him o lord! May his soul rest in peace

O Jesus! O the Almighty!

Don of C-Company Charles alias Powder Charles passed away at his home in Shivajinagar

Thousands have gathered in front of his home to get a final glimpse of the don

When did this happen?

This morning

Now that he's gone,

you don't have to pay up daily collection.

The auto is yours

Shut up old man! know it's my own auto!

If I don't pay up,

That Muscle Mani will beat me up to pulp!

Look at all that hair on that man even in his old age!

Go ask at his grave on what oil he's been using!

Useless talk about old folks hair in the morning!

If we do these strikes every month what do we eat?

We must eat ourselves that's all.

Hey don't you know its strike today

leave,now

Samaan? (thing)

Samaan? (thing)

What?

Samaan? (thing)

No

Samaan? (thing)

Samaan? (thing)

Samaan? (thing)

Excuse me!

Wait,wait please

I'm Simon!

Samaan?

Yes!

Yes, I'm Simon

Yes, we go!

Thank god, I got the thing

We want justice!

Down Down Government!

I thought you are company representative

I was calling him but it's not connecting

Because I was looking and I din't see my name card.

just sit already

Yes let's go

Bro

Hello?

Hello don

Tell me

Mission ok

What machine?

No don, mission

What machine, you dumb ass

Don, I got the bag!

Ah, learn to say things correctly!

Don't call me unnecessarily.

We work for the underworld now

My phone will be trapped.

Hang up now!

What bro?

It's hardly been two hours since you took charge

And you're already securing your safety

You'll become a big don, bro

You'll become India's Pablo Escobar!

Dad, did you hear that?

Hello

Hello sir!

I had called you a while ago, remember?

The network was bad

Water purified?

Yes sir

Come home

My boy will give you the address

Tell me sir

Hello, sir tell me

Shivajinagar

Excuse me sir

Please go slow, don't go fast!

These foreigners are always scared!

I..I.. I'm sorry.

My English is not good.

Ok, ok

Me government school

No English

Only Kannada, Urdu

Yes

India is very beautiful, no?

Many people, so many..

much poverty no?

Little to eat

Yes. beautiful

Yes many, many people.

Foreign open sex!

India, no sex.

Control, control, control!

Last no control

Only lots of sex!

Many many kids,

many many people

Enough?

Is that all you have?

We cannot burn tyres at will, this is a low budget strike!

Ok light this one atleast.

Did you get the footage?

Yes ma'am.

Ok, come let's go to the front

Ok.

Oh my god! There's a road block. Danger!

We go back..

We go back.

No go back, ok?

I talk, you car sitting..

No come out. Ok?

Hey, what do you think of yourself?

When the association has issued a circular against it,

how the hell are you taking passengers?

How dare you go against the orders!

Hey asshole, do you know who I am?

Screw that.

Hey..

What now?

Do you even know who this car belongs to?

Whoever it may belong to, I don't bloody care!

Is there a problem?

Hey boss! Outside come.

One minute.

What happened?

(If that smart ass opens his mouth again, I won't spare him.)

Hey boss, I take bag.

No, no, no..

No, no, payment no problem.

what payment, moron?

Mother promise!

What are you talking about? Just give me..