全城热恋
প্রথম 200টি লাইন।
This is the city's heat wave warning
Global warming has reached a crisis point,
Temperature are at a record high
Now this is the Shenzhan weather forecast.
Today's temperature is the higest ever recorded.
The demand for electricity is never ending.
We urge people to reduce their energy consumption.
Governments around the globe have announced...
various ways for the public to keep cool.
Ahhh...it's so hot!
Wai
Wai! The AC just broke down again!
Hey, Wai, did you hear me?
Don't blame me.
You should replace it.
At least it lasted through the night.
You promised it would work!
I'm going home to eat.
ICE
ICE
ICE
or you're fired!
Hurry up, everything in the fridge is melting.
Okay, I'm working on it!
My money...my money!
Stop pestering me!
Have you noticed recently that...
people get angry all the time?
More...more
One more.. Here
How does the weather affect our emotions?
In such hot weather,
can't we just remain calm?
Hey babe, fancy hearing a joke?
What animal has two legs and
wakes you up when the sun rises?
That's easy...a rooster
- No, your mom! - My mom...
Rent an umbrella?
It's frozen!
Pretty girl, want a popsicle?
This is the hottest year ever in HK.
Feel so bad!
But, what can we do?
Move to the North Pole?
So cool there
Hong Kong is really hot!
Please go there, thank you!
Going for sushi as soon as you land?
Is it really that good?
It's too hot. The fish won't be fresh
Master Chef, the fish has arrived.
Let's get started!
How long will you be staying in Hong Kong?
I'm not just visiting.
I won't be leaving this time.
What's up with you?
- Nothing! - You are Nothing!
Thank you!
You're nuts, stop there!
Wrap!
The heat wave warning has been in effect for 24 hours.
Honey,
I feel so blessed today.
I wish it were hot all year round,
then I'd be really rich!
Cheers!
Do you want to know how hot 42*C is?
Look at this!
The egg has already cooked!
Come here.
You're the best pianist.
Thank you.
But, I won't hire you.
Why? I really need this job.
I don't even have money to eat.
You're Li Yan right? Unfortunately...
you're just not hot enough.
I'm hiring her instead, understand?
However...
If you can dress sexier,
I'll reconsider.
In your dreams!
Do you have any experience?
I've had extensive training.
I have strong and flexible fingers...
skillful, rhythmical.
No. 98, you can start tomorrow.
Thank you.
Both of my marriages have been failures!
What happened?
My first wife ran away.
What about the second one?
She won't leave me.
Freedom is precious.
Why tie yourself down?
Do you mean her?
You can't keep your eyes off her.
She's not easy to catch.
What if I can. What would you bet?
Well, what do you want?
Your watch.
No way! It's from my days in the army.
So, you wanna bet or not?
And, what if you fail?
I'll work for free the whole summer!
Deal!
Hey, pretty girl, fancy a popsicle?
No.
But, it's free today!
But, I have one question to ask you first.
What is it?
Will you be my girlfriend?
Keep your popsicle!
My wages will be docked if I'm late.
Then, say "yes".
You...
Alright.
Prove your sincerity, stand over there every day at noon...
For 100 days!
Are you joking? It's so hot!
Ok, never mind. No... deal...
Ok, one hundred days...Deal!
You'll be my girl in 100 days!
Lunchtime!
Xiao Qi, let's go.
A scorching day...
Isn't he hot?
What is it?
There's a fool standing over there in the sun!
No kidding!
Do you know him?
No way! He's crazy!
Let's go!
Go ahead, I'll be there in a moment.
Come quickly!
Got many towels to dry?
All newcomers get swollen fingers. You'll get used to it soon.
98, there's a customer!
Boss.
Boss!
What?!
The car...
it's overheating!
Go take a look!
Your number's changed again.
How'd you know I'm sick?
Changed number?
I didn't change my number.
Conductor, you're my only friend in HK.
Are you making fun of me?
Conductor? Who's that?
Who is this?
This... Hey, who are you?
You sent the message to this number, so who are you?!
Who am I?
Sorry, I have a friend in Shenzhen, wrong number.
Wrong message, wrong number, such an idiot!
Overseas SMS is very expensive, idiot!
Sorry.
Sorry...
Sorry...
I need someone to talk to right now.
Isn't it very expensive?
Do you have a dream?
Of course! What do you do, why are you sick?
I'm a pianist.
I was performing outdoors today.
The sun was too hot,
and I passed out.
How about you?
Pianist?
I'm a driver.
I'm a Ferrari racer. ^^
Ferrari!
Really?
you know what?
The experts say that when you're in love,
words spoken in the right ear are sweeter.
But, you're on my left now.
Really? Am I on your left? Will you marry me?
Why do I have to marry you?
We're the only fish of the same type in this tank.
Don't block me. I wanna see what they're doing!
Who?
Something's going on between them.
It's none of my business, I care only for you.
You're approaching ovulation, please marry me?
You?
I'll only marry you if they kiss each other.
what? That mass murderer?
No soy sauce necessary!
what's the trick?
Taste the seaweed between the fish and the rice.
But, I love...
Soy sauce.
Look, your face is as dark as soy sauce...
still so uptight.
Master Soy Sauce.
I find this nickname is perfect for you.
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