Class Clown

Oh man.

This is the sickest.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me. I'm so sorry.

I didn't- Yeah, excuse you.

Hey, watch it.

You were in my way.

Who's way?

Clean that up.

Are you okay?

You some kind of weirdo?

Get away from me.

Ty, people are starting to show up.

Let's go.

Ty! - What?

I'll be out in a minute.

Look, it is your sister's 12th birthday.

It may not be a big deal to you,

but it is to her, and it is to me.

She's still gonna be 12

by the time I get out there, okay?

Just give me- One good day, Ty.

One good day, that is all I am asking for.

Whatever.

Just, I'll be out.

Hey, can you close my door?

God.

God.

And a gift for you, sweet Samantha.

Can you come and watch (indistinct)?

That's a thing?

Yeah, mom said she can't commit 'cause she has to work.

Well, I have to go to school too, Sam.

I can't just leave it to watch, you know?

Oh.

Do you remember what mom said

if you see a stranger, right?

Bite 'em?

See you. (Imitating teeth chomping)

Bye.

Love you.

I think history of film.

I know.

Mr. Casey's class is so annoying,

Right?

He hasn't graded any of my new assignments.

I'm still failing his class.

How are you failing his class?

It's like failing gym.

Josh failed gym.

Right, Josh?

I did not fail gym.

It was aerobics.

- Right. - All right.

Well, well, look at you wise guys.

Hey, Ty.

Hey, did you do Miss Suna's slides?

Do you really think I'm gonna do that, Damian?

Oh, now that I remember.

How was Samantha's birthday party?

It was a birthday party filled with clowns

and screaming kids.

It was awful.

It was clown themed?

Yeah.

My sister's in love with them.

It's weird, until I saw this.

Who is that?

There's no way.

- Is that- - The janitor?

Yeah, what's his name?

Like Charlie or something,

like Charles or Charlie or something.

Chester.

He's actually a nice guy.

No way you just called him nice.

Yeah, actually I heard like people say

he lives here or something like that.

You know what I heard?

He was born in the sewers.

Sorry, I could see that. Yeah.

Yeah, no, because like I was driving by here,

like around nighttime or something like that.

The entire building was lit up

and like he was in the hallways,

dancing around while mopping.

- What? - How stupid do you actually

have to be to believe he lives at the school?

Actually, can you send me that video?

Okay, just don't go spreading it around.

Okay?

I don't want this to come back to me.

Never.

Did you see that video of he new janitor?

He looks like a total clown.

I knew he was such a weird guy.

It's a lot.

What is this?

The video.

Why?

Yeah.

Why am I seeing it?

I sent it to like two people.

What's the problem?

Ty told you not to show anyone.

That's like the first thing you do.

They sent it out.

Not me.

Not my fault.

Do you know how awful people are?

He's not gonna hear the end of it.

Why do you even care?

He's our janitor.

Yeah, that's what's wrong with our world.

See?

Have you seen this?

No.

What is it?

Is that the janitor?

Yes, it is.

Look how stupid he looks.

Do you wanna do something funny?

Mom, you don't think I did this, right?

We will talk about it later, Ty.

Ty, we're ready for you.

So tell me what happened.

You the one that made the flyer?

Look, man, I don't know anything about a flyer.

I just know he attacked me and he slipped.

What about the photo? Who took the photo?

Again, I don't know anything about a photo,

but do you mind if I get some donuts?

It would really help me calm my nerves.