Kids

Know what I want to do?

Yeah.

What do I want to do?

You want to fuck me.

But you can't fuck me.

Why not?

You know why.

'Cause you're a virgin?

'Cause I don't want no baby.

You think I want a baby?

With me, you don't have to worry about that kind of shit.

Why is that?

'Cause I like you.

I think you're beautiful...

And I think if we fucked, you'd love it.

You wouldn't believe it.

I wouldn't believe it?

I don't know, I just think you would love it, that's all.

I don't know. I'm scared that things would change...

between us.

What things? Nothing's going to change.

I just want to make you happy, that's all.

You know it won't hurt.

I'll be gentle, I promise.

Do you care about me?

Of course I do.

Virgins. I love them.

No diseases,

no loose-as-a-goose pussy, no skank,

no nothing.

Just pure pleasure.

Wait...

That hurts.

- What's up, bitch? - Shit, yo.

- What happened? - Guess.

You fucked her?

I knew you fucked her. I sat here for like two hours.

She was 12, you hit that shit up.

Well, who I am? I'm the motherfucking virgin surgeon.

How was that shit, yo?

Oh, my God, so good. That girl can fuck.

Word, she can fuck, yo?

Hells, yeah! Halfway through, I'm thinking about...

"This girl's no virgin. No virgin can fuck like this."

You sure she's a virgin?

Hell, yeah. That bitch was bleeding, dude.

When I first put it in,

she all screamed all loud, and then like...

I think I saw her bite down on her pillow, but I don't know.

- How long did it take? - Did what take?

How long you fuck her for?

Well, you know, it took me 15 minutes

to talk her into it and everything.

It took a little longer than I expected.

But once it was on, we fucked for a good half an hour.

I had to keep taking it out and putting it back in.

It hurt the first time. Didn't want to come too quick.

Did her puss stink?

Take a whiff.

Mmm... Butterscotch, yo.

That's the best.

That bitch was so clean, dude.

Word?

You could tell she took care of herself.

How?

'Cause she, like, had all these like...

powders and creams in her bathroom.

Let me smell that shit again.

I'm telling you, man, that's why I love virgins.

They're the best.

Purity, man.

- You know what else? - What?

You can tell she just entered puberty.

How?

'Cause I was flipping through this picture book of her family.

And there was this picture of her painting Easter eggs.

And I was like, "Damn, you were pretty cute when you were little."

All right? So, like, she was all like...

"That picture was taken less than a year ago.

I look younger without makeup."

That's a good one.

So I was like, "Shit, this girl's a baby."

Then I was like, "Oh, shit..."

that turns me on. I want to fuck this baby girl."

Fucking perverted bastard, I swear.

I'm tellin' you, Cas,

I'm getting addicted to this shit.

To what, virgins?

It's all I think about now.

Having complex fantasies and shit.

- What do you mean? - Like going all out.

You mean, like fucking two virgins at once?

That would be kinda sweet, but I mean like...

when I was fucking her, right...

I kept thinking how much I wanted to put it in her ass.

She'd probably smash you in the grille, kid.

I don't know about that. She was pretty into it.

What do you want to do?

Get another 40. Smoke a blunt or some shit.

- You hungry? - I'm fucking starving, yo.

Wait up a sec. I'm taking a piss.

Right up on this piece.

Hey, let's go to Paul's house.

Paul, what for? That guy's a dick.

Yeah, but he always got food.

He got them microwave burrito things, you know?

Think he's got any herb on him?

He quit dealing, but I'm sure he'll smoke us out.

- You think? - Probably.

He lives on 76th, right?

78th.

Let's be ghosts, man.

Hey, Telly, she suck your dick, man?

A little bit, but I really didn't want her to.

Why not, man?

Having a virgin suck your dick, that's so basic, man.

It's simple. It's easy.

But like, if you deflower a girl, man...

You're the man!

No one can ever do that again.

You're the only one.

No one has the power to do that again.

Right.

The way I see it, my outlook on the situation...

Mr. Wizard.

It's like getting fame, you know?

Say you was to die tomorrow, right?

50 years from now,

all the virgins you ever fucked will remember you.

They'll tell their grand kids about that shit.

"That Telly, he sure was good in the sack."

You thirsty?

Hells, yeah. I'm fucking dehydrated.

You got any money?

Three pennies and a ball of lint, kid.

You down with the boost?

True.

Chill a second.

You happen to have diss digg?

What?

Diss digg. I'm curious, do you have it?

What is "diss digg"?

Diss digg.

What are you saying?

Diss digg here. Do you have it?

What?

Diss digg. Diss digg.

I don't... I don't understand you.

A'ight, one last time. Do you have diss digg?

What you say, diss digg?

He said, "this dick," motherfucker.

Don't you understand English?

Stupid fuck boys. Fuck you.

What's up?

- It's Telly. - You like peaches?

It's Telly, man. Open up.

Yo, yo!

What's up? What's going on?

What's up?

Shit.

What's all this shit, man?

Fuckin' up our crib.

Fuck the crib.

Move the fuck over, you bitch ass.

What's going on?

Nothin'. Chillin'. What y'all up to?

You want a whip-it?

Give me one of them shits.

This balloon almost busted, so be careful.

This video is phat.

Listen for that crack.

Pop that shit.

I told you, be careful.

How you doin' there?

You're going to be a vegetable when you're older.

Fuck off.

- My God. Look at his lip. - Check it out, nigga.

Shut the fuck up, bitch!

Your lips are blue.

Shut up! You don't even know me, nigga.

Look at this kid, yo. He's like a fiend.

That's why I like this shit.

They wake my brain up.

There's more, man.

- How many people live here? - Too many.

No, only eight or nine.

Where does everyone sleep? You homosexuals?

No, get the fuck out of here.

Everywhere. It's a flophouse, man.

We're still short on the rent.

If we had a faggot, he'd pay the rent.

You and Casper can move in.

You could share the bathtub.

- I don't know about that. - Yo, Telly...

Jenny says, "What's up?"

Jenny who?

You know, Jenny.

That pretty girl you boned last summer.

I haven't seen her in forever. What's she up to?

I knew he wouldn't speak to me. That dick.