Marvel's Daredevil

Let's take some calls From the request line

Caller number one

Hey, man, what's up?

This is Dominique From Shady Knoll Trailer Park

What's up, Dominique?

I wanna hear that song From Lil Jon and Petey Pablo

A'ight I got that coming right up for ya

Now shout out the radio station That gave you what you wanted

W boom boom beat, baby!

Luge! Luge! Luge! Luge! Luge! Luge!

Yeah!

- Come on. - Come on!

- Go for it! - Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Professor Reed called my thesis "bromidic."

I had to look it up. Do you know what "bromidic" means?

- Yeah, it means, like, dull, right? - Right.

What's your major again? English?

Oh, no, I'm taking kind of a gap year.

- Later. - Yeah.

Yo, let me get a gram.

Uh... Yeah, that'll be $100.

How about a student discount?

Yeah, that's cute.

Come on, help me out. I can give you, like, $60.

That's beer money. I don't sell beer.

Okay.

Hey!

Hey!

Attachment is the root of suffering.

- Give it back. - Here!

Apologize.

Suck my dick.

- I'm sorry! - Yeah, I didn't quite catch that.

- God, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - Now he's sorry.

Come on. Come on.

- You okay? - Yeah.

Namaste.

What?

"Namaste."

Shut up. How'd we do?

Thank God for midterms.

Shit.

Shit.

Hey.

Yeah, yeah, I know. I just... I overslept.

No, no, no, no, I stayed at Rhiannon's.

Okay, okay, relax. Relax, I'll be there in a minute. Okay?

I gotta go.

Shit, shit.

Okay.

Okay.

Shit.

Karen?

Comin'.

Sorry, sorry. I'm here.

Hey. You were at Lynch's picking up pastries.

- Thank you. - Where the hell have you been?

Sorry, I was at the bakery getting pastries,

but they're not ready yet.

- Alice says hi, by the way. - Your brother coulda done that.

I need you here to prep the front. You know that.

- Yeah, sorry. - Yeah, it's my bad, Pop.

I had to work the grill, I asked her to go.

I'm not set up for the day. I'm drownin' here.

Hey, look, Dad, I did most of my prep last night. I just have to make coffee and set the tables.

- But it's all under control, okay? - Get to it, then.

I got it.

6:01, Karen.

Nice to see you, too.

How's that?

I said your coffee's on me today.

Eggs and sausage?

If it's not too much trouble for ya.

Houston, we have liftoff!

- Sausage and eggs? - Uh, he wants a BLT today.

Really?

Oh. Ha!

Hey, have I told you lately that you suck?

Yeah, probably.

- Where's Dad? - Delivery's here.

No, no, no. Sysco already came this week.

Uh...

Gorgeous.

- Thanks, Jake. - Yeah.

- You're gonna love it. - Dad?

Ah!

- Hey, what's going on? - Well, it was time, honey.

How could you do this without talkin' to me?

Well, I got news for you, kid, I don't need your permission.

This grill costs $5,000. How are we gonna pay for that?

Pat Condo says they're gonna reopen the ski runs real soon.

- We're gonna be swarming with customers. - Pat's been saying that for ten years.

No, look, Jake... Jake, we gotta send it back. I'm sorry.

No, we're not. You said you had somethin' you want me to sign, yes?

Yeah, it's in the truck.

Hey, it's gonna be okay.

You'll figure something out, honey. You always do.

Everything okay?

Yeah.

I had to fetch my own coffee.

Well, when you go back for a refill, I take mine with milk and two sugars.

Karen, honey, you're starting to remind me of my wife.

I don't like it.

Need anything else?

New eggs would be nice.

Oh, God. Shit.

I'm so sorry. Just...

Are you okay, toots?

Uh, yeah. No, it's just been dry lately. I'll get you...

Fresh eggs.

- Is something wrong with 'em? - No, no. I just dropped 'em. Stupid.

You know, studies show hand-eye coordination improves 110%

when you're sober.

Maybe use less butter, and they won't slide off the plate.

Thanks.

Hey...

do we have a regular order set up with Sysco,

or do we have to, like, call it in every time?

Why? You looking for a career in the greasy spoon industry?

Figured I could pull more weight,

- that's all. - Why?

Why would you suddenly feel the need for that?

Becasue I'm trying to steal your position of power in the family.

You have somethin' to say, say it, I got a lot of shit...

- Can you stop being a dick for two... - Okay, you caught me.

Fine. I do drugs, all right? I'm a big junkie.

I'm just two lines away from giving blow jobs for heroin on the street.

Thanks for the intervention. I won't touch it again.

- We done? - That's not what I'm talking...

If I wanna go blow off steam, it's none of your goddamn business.

- What? What... - Read it.

No, I deferred.

Yeah, I undeferred you.

I believe the traditional response is, "Thank you."

No, how could you do this?

Because you gotta get outta here, Karen.

Oh, I could kill him.

Well, you can't go to college.

You'd miss me too much.

I don't know, I could just get myself a college boyfriend.

Name's Ian.

He plays lacrosse, by the way.

Sounds like a douche.

He is. But he's hung like a horse.

But seriously...

you gonna go?

We both know I'm not goin' anywhere.

Nothing's permanent, Karen.

Not even the Buddha.

Mmm.

Fagan Corners is.

Sometimes, I feel like I could burn that diner down,

and it would just respawn by morning.

Not if you use diesel.

That's good to know.

Well...

It'll come in useful when I can't find the five grand to pay for that grill.

Your dad needs to stop with that bullshit.

It shouldn't be on you to take care of him and your brother.

Maybe you should just let the diner go under.

Yeah, we should.

But it's all he's got left of my mom.

You're trapping yourself with that guilt shit.

You're way too nice, K.

Yeah, I know.

You know...

if you wanna make some real money,

you could always come work with me full-time.

- Pay off that grill in a week. - No.

Seriously. You're good at it.

You and me together, we could take this thing to the next level.

You could hook up your family and do shit for yourself.

Every now and then, we could even go places.

Tibet. Paris.

Anywhere we want.

Sounds good, right?

Yeah.

Mmm!

Like a dream.

Hey, Dad.

Hey.

- Hey. - What's goin' on?

Dad said I had to come back right away.

I just wanted you here for dinner, little girl.

You made, uh...

Karencakes. That's right. We're celebrating.

Come on. Sit down, honey. We're gonna have dinner like a family.

We won't be able to once you go off to college, now will we?

- Hey. What the hell did you tell him? - The truth.

That you can only defer Georgetown twice, or you'd have to reapply.

- So you're goin' next term. - God damn it, Kevin. No.

Don't worry about us, Karen. You should go.

Dad, I'm not goin' anywhere.

Listen, Kevin and I will get by.

Besides that, you know, it's obvious you're bored here.

It's affecting your work.

Sorry, you have a problem with my work?

Well, you're late all the time.

You go out most nights, running around with that Todd Neiman loser.

Do you think it's some big secret?