Space Dandy (スペース☆ダンディ)

Space Dandy is a dandy in space.

He is a galaxy-wide alien hunter.

On a journey of adventure to new worlds,

He searches for unknown extraterrestrials.

These are the spectacular tales of these alien hunters!

Doko kara kita ka nante wakaranai hodo no hobi de

These days, I don't know where I've come from

Kono tokoro koi no shuukan wasureta hisashiburi da ne

I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a while

Warera ni totte jinsei wa waga mi gofun hansai shite

For us, life is five minutes' introspection

Chougouin na kimi jueru hazuseba

You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken away,

sabishige na sono bibou

your beauty is touched by sadness

Tama niwa abare na shararura to namida tobashite

Sometimes sending tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-la

Nagareru hoshi mite tanjun da

Looking at the shooting stars, it's simple

Mina onaji ningen da

We're all human

Viva namida kobore ochite yukeba ii jan

Viva tears, it's okay for them to overflow, baby

Muda ja nai

They're not wasted

Tomaranai ima no kimi ga suki

Can't stop, I love you like this

Namida namida sou nan da

Tears, tears, that's right

Sono namida boku ni yudanete kurenai ka

Those tears, will you leave them to me?

Nana korobi ya oki

When you fail, get right back up again

Tomo ni yuku! Mata saikou tte kikasete

Let's go together! Tell me "This is the best" again

Namida namida zai jien!

Tears, tears, goodbye!

Doko kara kita ka nante wakaranai hodo no hobi de

These days, I don't know where I've come from

Kono tokoro koi no shuukan wasureta hisashiburi da ne

I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a while

Warera ni totte jinsei wa waga mi gofun hansai shite

For us, life is five minutes' introspection

Chougouin na kimi jueru hazuseba

You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken away,

sabishige na sono bibou

your beauty is touched by sadness

Tama niwa abare na shararura to namida tobashite

Sometimes sending tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-la

Nagareru hoshi mite tanjun da

Looking at the shooting stars, it's simple

Mina onaji ningen da

We're all human

Viva namida kobore ochite yukeba ii jan

Viva tears, it's okay for them to overflow, baby

Muda ja nai

They're not wasted

Tomaranai ima no kimi ga suki

Can't stop, I love you like this

Namida namida sou nan da

Tears, tears, that's right

Sono namida boku ni yudanete kurenai ka

Those tears, will you leave them to me?

Nana korobi ya oki

When you fail, get right back up again

Tomo ni yuku! Mata saikou tte kikasete

Let's go together! Tell me "This is the best" again

Namida namida zai jien!

Tears, tears, goodbye!

These time-space distortions

indicate the existence of tremendous energy...

Yeah, but,

the very existence of such energy is this universe would be...

Dr. Gel, if you keep working so hard at this, people will say

"it is hard to tell a poor thinker from a sleeping one,"

or "the frog in the well can never soar with the eagle,"

or "onlookers see more than the players"—

Oh! I-I'm so sorry, Doctor!

Pyonium...

Huh?

Dr. Gel...

Admiral Perry...

How many times must I tell you to check in regularly?

These space phone charges are nothing to sneeze at.

Hmm?

He's been like this for days now.

I'd completely forgotten it, but he's a gifted scientist, huh?

You couldn't tell it by looking at him, though.

Well, all right.

Bea, I'll let you handle this matter.

We'll be launching an all-out assault to conquer Lagado.

Lagado? That's the planet which is one big library, is it not?

That's right.

We're going to teach them a lesson for persistently pressuring me

to return a book that I checked out.

Is there something missing from this formula?

I'm Never Remembering You, Baby

I'm Never Remembering You, Baby

Look, just show me what's in the box, already.

I told you, if you open it, we'll forget what's inside it.

If I don't, I can't check what it is in the first place, right?

Once you open it, everything will be as though it never happened!

Sorry, but I don't understand a thing you're saying.

Like I said, this is a super-rare alien that

I went to a tremendous amount of effort to finally catch.

Anyone who sees it forgets about it,

which is why it's gone without being discovered up until now.

So, how is it you managed to catch this alien,

when everyone else forgets they've even seen it?

Obviously, I've forgotten how, baby.

We really did work hard for this!

Yeah, terribly so!

But how we did it is not in my memory.

For some reason, we can't remember.

All right, I'm opening it.

But why?!

Didn't you hear what I said?!

If you open it, we're all gonna forget everything that happened!

Well, if you forget everything,

then why do you still remember that we'll forget?

Huh?

Let's see...

So when it comes down to it,

we'll never know unless we open the box and look inside it!

Whoa, wait! Hey! Hey!

Dandy?

Huh? Oh, Scarlet...

What are you guys doing here?

Oh, you know, this is an alien... Hmm?

I have this faint recollection of having caught an alien.

I have this hazy feeling, like we made the discovery of a century.

It's a box, right?

Yeah, a box.

Why did you think the box was an alien?

Huh?

What is this?

You guys brought it with you, didn't you?

Um, we don't have to invade the planet;

you could always just return the book, could you not?

It was stolen.

This is the surveillance camera footage of the formidable culprits

who circumvented our impeccable security system.

It seems like we've seen this group before, huh?

Yes, it does.

Who could they be?

This whole thing started over a book that I checked out

because Dr. Gel said he absolutely needed it.

If we have to pay a fine anyway,

It'd be quicker to just conquer the whole planet.

By the way, what was the title of the book?

"Secret of the Cosmos for Dummies."

I'm telling you, this book must hold the secret to something.

Something such as what?

Something such as something. Some kind of awesome something.

Hmm, this doesn't look like any kind of ancient writing.

Hey, you just give it a quick search.

What's that? What are you looking at?

I'd need to have an update to search it,

and I'd need an update update to perform that update,

but the last update I did failed,

and I don't even know where to start over from anymore, so no way.

What is this?

Does it somehow seem like there ought to be more?

Oh, are you taking a trip to Lagado or something?

Whoa...

Honey, can you read this?

It's a sightseeing tour for Lagado, isn't it?

Hmm... A complimentary 4-day, 3-night ticket for three?

Complimentary ticket?!

Now that you mention it, it is starting to look like that's what it says!

All-you-can-eat, all-you-can-drink, and all-you-can-read?

They say nothing tastes better than free food, huh?

All righty!

Why don't we go have a look!

Huh?

It almost seems as though Dandy and the others stopped by after being away for a while.

Seventh Fleet deployment complete.

All right.

Commencing occupation mission.

First, send a surrender advisory to the Lagado government.

We'll show those guys who think they can keep sending His Excellency due dates

for his book a thing or two!

Picking up a ship, port side aft! It's warping out!

What?!

The Aloha Oe?!

Dr. Gel, it's dandy! Dandy has appeared!

Luck control via energy...

No, there's still something missing...

Okay, tractor beam!

Let's at least catch him first!

Acknowledged!

Dandy...

What is he doing here?

I thought we were invited here!

It looks like there's a fleet of ships here.

It's possible this is a trap.

Those guys are obviously here for the free food, baby.

I'm not sure about that.

Turn around 180 degrees, with the Aloha Beam on standby!

We're firing back!