Rizzoli & Isles

GLORY BE TO THE FATHER...

TO THE SON... WHERE IS IT?

...TO THE HOLY SPIRIT.

AS IT WAS IN THE BEGINNING, IS NOW, AND EVER SHALL BE,

SO HELP ME GOD.

WHERE IS IT?!

HOLY SPIRIT...

OH, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST.

DAMN!

Jane: YUM.

TASTES JUST LIKE A HAM-AND-CHEESE OMELET.

EXCEPT WITHOUT THE HAM AND THE CHEESE AND THE OMELET.

HOW DID -- WHAT?

NO.

I AM NOT PLAYING "WHAT NOT TO WEAR"

30 IN THE MORNING.

WH-- IT'S JUST PANTS AND A SHIRT!

WELL, IT'S JUST... YOU'RE MEETING JACK TODAY,

AND I WANT YOU TO LOOK AS GOOD FOR HIM AS YOU DO FOR ME.

WHICH IS REALLY GOOD, BY THE WAY.

SO YOU WANT ME TO WEAR MY ALEXANDER WANG DRESS?

YOU HAVE AN ALEXANDER WANG DRESS? NO.

BESIDES, I'D WORRY LESS ABOUT WHAT I'M WEARING

AND WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOUR EARRINGS.

THEY'RE CHANEL.

ONE OF THEM IS.

WHAT?

WHA...

MM-HMM.

OH, GOD, WHAT ELSE AM I MISSING?

HOPEFULLY IT'S NOT SOMETHING

THAT RHYMES WITH THE WORD "MANTIES."

WHAT?

WHERE'S YOUR USUAL CONFIDENT DEMEANOR?

OH, I DON'T KNOW. I JUST...

YOU KNOW, I JUST -- I THINK THAT JACK IS GREAT.

AND I JUST REALLY WANT TO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION.

WHICH IS SILLY, BECAUSE HE'S ALREADY MET ME,

SO THIS IS LIKE A THIRD OR FOURTH IMPRESSION,

AND THE SCIENCE IS UNEQUIVOCAL ON WHETHER -- OKAY.

IN THIS EARLY AND AWKWARD STAGE,

LET'S NOT CONCENTRATE ON WHAT WE'RE WEARING.

LET'S CONCENTRATE ON REMAINING CALM

AND NOT SCARING HIM OFF.

RIGHT.

SO, NO TALKING ABOUT WORK.

WHY? THE BODY IS ENDLESSLY FASCINATING.

YES, IT IS.

BUT LESS SO THE INSIDES.

FINE.

THEN WHAT DO I TALK ABOUT WHEN SOMETHING WORK-RELATED COMES UP?

ANYTHING.

OH, YOU SAY ANYTHING, BUT...

OKAY, OKAY. TALK ABOUT PUPPIES.

PUPPIES?

YEAH, EVERYBODY LOVES PUPPIES. TRUE.

INFLAMMATION ON THE INTESTINAL TRACK OF PUPPIES --

THE OUTSIDES, MAURA.

EVERYBODY LOVES THE OUTSIDES OF PUPPIES.

KEYS.

OH, SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET RID

OF THE DEWEY DECIMAL SYSTEM?

I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THIS ISN'T THE WORK

OF SOME KILLER LIBRARIAN.

VICTIM IS BRENDAN McHALE -- DEALT IN RARE BOOKS.

OOH, HOW RARE?

SOME OF THE ONES USED AS THROW PILLOWS,

THEY'RE WORTH SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLARS.

OOH. SOMEBODY WENT BIG PAPI ON THIS SAFE OVER HERE.

KILLER WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.

WELL, I DOUBT WHATEVER'S IN THERE'S WORTH DYING OVER,

BUT I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT.

BPD's STILL GOT A SAFE GUY, RIGHT?

TOBIN. HE'LL BE HERE TOMORROW.

THAT'S NOT EXACTLY THE URGENCY I WAS HOPING FOR.

OH, HE'S AT A CONFERENCE IN LAS VEGAS.

WHY DOES EVERYBODY GET TO GO CONFERENCES EXCEPT US?

WHAT WOULD WE TALK ABOUT AT A CONFERENCE?

BASEBALL AND HOW SCREWED UP SENIOR MANAGEMENT IS.

YOU WANT TO TRAVEL ACROSS THE COUNTRY FOR THAT?

IF THERE WAS AN OPEN BAR. AH.

Maura: JANE, KORSAK.

THE BRUISING INDICATES THAT EACH FINGER WAS BROKEN SEPARATELY,

IN ABOUT FIVE-MINUTE INTERVALS.

FROZEN PEAS. DOUBT HE WAS MAKING A SIDE DISH.

THE MOISTURE ON THE EPIDERMIS OF THE FULLY-BROKEN RIGHT HAND

IS SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER THAN THE LEFT.

SO THE KILLER WAS USING THE FROZEN PEAS AS AN ICE PACK

TO KEEP HIM AWAKE WHILE THEY TORTURED HIM.

GOOD TIMES.

THE VIC'S ONLY EMPLOYEE IS WONDERING IF HE CAN LEAVE.

YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM?

THIS IS RICKY KELLY. HE WORKS HERE AT THE BOOK STORE.

HE CALLED US WHEN HE FOUND BRENDAN THIS MORNING.

WHO DID THAT TO HIM? WE DON'T KNOW YET.

YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS? NO.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED HERE?

LITTLE OVER THREE YEARS. DO YOU KNOW IF MR. McHALE

WAS HAVING ANY PROBLEMS WITH ANYBODY?

NO. BRENDAN MADE IT A POINT TO GET ALONG WITH EVERYONE.

HOW DID YOU END UP WORKING HERE? NO OFFENSE, RICKY.

BUT YOU HARDLY SEEM LIKE THE RARE-BOOKS TYPE.

DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.

I THINK THAT'S THE SAYING, RIGHT, DETECTIVE?

YES, BUT I'D STILL LIKE AN ANSWER.

I NEEDED A JOB, HE GAVE ME ONE. SIMPLE AS THAT.

IN OUR EXPERIENCE, THINGS ARE RARELY THAT SIMPLE.

YOU KNOW WHAT HE KEPT IN THE SAFE?

NOPE.

YOU KNOW THE COMBINATION OR WHERE HE KEEPS IT? NOPE.

DO YOU HAVE AN ALIBI FOR LAST NIGHT? NOPE.

LOOK INTO THIS KID'S BACKGROUND.

HE DIDN'T SEEM TOO SHAKEN UP OVER HIS BOSS'S DEATH.

WHICH MEANS HE'S EITHER GUILTY,

OR HE'S A 20-YEAR-OLD STREET KID,

KEEPS HIS EMOTIONS TO HIMSELF.

I THINK WE SHOULD PROBABLY FIGURE OUT WHICH IT IS.

CAN YOU WRITE YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION DOWN

JUST IN CASE WE HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS LATER?

PLEASE?

HE DIED OF SHOCK DUE TO AN INADEQUATE SUBSTRATE

FOR AEROBIC CELLULAR RESPIRATION.

HE STOPPED BREATHING.

AND HIS BLOOD PRESSURE ALSO PLUMMETED.

HIS HEARTBEAT SKYROCKETED, HIS ORGANS COMPENSATED,

SHUT DOWN, AND THEN HE STOPPED BREATHING.

SO, THE TORTURE CAUSED HIM TO DIE FROM SHOCK. YES.

AND IT APPEARS THAT THE KILLER THOUGHT

THAT BRENDAN HAD PASSED OUT.

HE TRIED TO REVIVE HIM WITH A SLAP,

AND THEN WITH AMYL NITRATE.

BUT BRENDAN WAS ALREADY DEAD SO THERE ISN'T ANY IN HIS LUNGS,

BUT WE DID FIND TRACES OF IT

ON THE OUTER CREST OF HIS LEFT NOSTRIL.

HMM, WELL, WE DIDN'T FIND ANY POPPERS AT THE SCENE,

BUT I CAN HAVE A TEAM SEARCH THE SURROUNDING AREAS.

FYI, DEAD BODIES NOT BEING ABLE TO INHALE AMYL NITRATE --

PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO TALK TO JACK ABOUT.

JANE, I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE DINNER PLANS.

OH, ACTUALLY, WE DO. WE'RE ABOUT TO MEET --

BUT... YOU WERE SAYING...?

THE OFFICER GUARDING THE BOOK STORE WAS ATTACKED.

OUR CRIME SCENE'S BEEN BROKEN INTO.

WHAT? YEAH.

GREAT. I'M SORRY.

JACK WILL UNDERSTAND.

CAN YOU RESCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW? I WILL.

OKAY, AND REMEMBER -- I KNOW. CATULI.

YE-- NO, PUPPIES.

YES, THAT'S "PUPPIES" IN LATIN.

MAURA, I JUST DON'T WANT YOU --

I KNOW -- SCREW UP A RELATIONSHIP

WITH THE FIRST GUY I LIKE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO KILL ME.

YES.

I WAS DOING A ROUTINE PERIMETER PATROL.

NEXT THING I KNOW, I WAKE UP STARING AT THE CEILING.

AND WHEN YOU CAME TO, THAT'S WHEN YOU MADE THE CALL?

YEAH, IMMEDIATELY.

THE GUY, UH, MUST HAVE HEARD ME ON THE PHONE AND TOOK OFF.

I TRIED TO GIVE CHASE, BUT...

WOOZY. YEAH, I GET IT.

DID YOU CATCH A GLIMPSE OF HIS FACE? NO.

BUT I COULD TELL HE WAS A BIG GUY -- TALL.

FOR YOU TO SAY TALL, HE MUST BE A GIRAFFE.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, ALL RIGHT?

WHAT IS SO VALUABLE THAT SOMEONE IS GOING TO BREAK

INTO A GUARDED CRIME SCENE TO GET TO?

TOBIN THE SAFECRACKER'S STILL IN VEGAS.

I HAD THE CAPTAIN TELL HIM TO CATCH A FLIGHT BACK TONIGHT.

WE HAVE AN INVENTORY OF EVERYTHING IN THE BOOK SHOP.

NOTHING OF VALUE'S MISSING.

WELL, WHATEVER ALL THIS IS ABOUT, IT MUST STILL BE IN HERE.

I'LL BE SURE TO GET TWO UNITS TO GUARD THE PLACE TONIGHT.

WAS JACK OKAY WITH US HAVING TO RESCHEDULE DINNER?

OH, DEFINITELY. HE'S VERY UNDERSTANDING.

HE EVEN MADE US A RESERVATION

AT A WONDERFUL FRENCH RESTAURANT.

DO THEY HAVE TOAST?

FRENCH TOAST.

YEAH, SET YOU UP FOR THAT ONE.

IT WAS RIGHT IN MY STRIKE ZONE,

AND I KNOCKED IT THROUGH THE UPRIGHTS.

AND I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD TO CALL YOU MY FRIEND.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME LAST NIGHT.

NOT EVEN ONE SLIPUP ABOUT A COLD CADAVER?

NOPE.

BUT DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN CROSS A POODLE

WITH ALMOST ANY DOG TO MAKE IT HYPOALLERGENIC?

THEY'RE CALLED DOODLES. HUH.

THERE ARE 50 DIFFERENT KINDS.

THERE'S LABRADOODLES AND GOLDENDOODLES,

AND, MY FAVORITE, THE SCHNOODLE.

IT'S A SCHNAUZER/POODLE.

HUH.

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CROSS ONE WITH A POODLE?

DO YOU GET A POO-POO DOODLE?

NO, IT'S JUST A POODLE.

WE FOUND A POPPER VIAL IN THE TRASH CAN NEAR THE BOOK STORE.

I SENT IT OVER TO THE CRIME LAB.