Avengers Assemble - Second Season

You'll destroy no more villages this day, foul beast.

Save some for me, Goldilocks.

(Grunts)

Aha! There's still some fight left in him.

Don't worry, guys, got you on satellite now.

I'll lead you through this.

- Hulk, hit him with a... - Hulk: Yeah, yeah.

Full body uppercut.

Okay, I guess you two were on that.

Here we go.

Iron Man: Stumbled on a nest of Hydra agents, huh?

Looks like they're using...

Heavy A-5 laser artillery.

Is someone playing peeping Tony again?

We're disarming their power supply.

Iron Man: Good.

I knew you'd catch that.

Stark, come in, now!

Iron Man: Hawkeye, you need backup?

Hawkeye: What? No. I'm carsick.

Tell Widow to stop driving

like a New York cabby.

Keep shooting. The meter's running.

That's the help you needed?

Sorry, archer. Her car, her rules.

Jarvis: Your guidance seems made the team self-sufficient, Sir.

Tell me about it.

Loneliness,

the high cost of leading with 100% success rate.

Jarvis: Perhaps time to pick up a hobby.

Already on it, Jarvis.

You see these?

My dad's unfinished scientific papers.

It's brilliant stuff.

I'm sure he taught you a lot, Sir.

Taught me? He barely had time to speak to me.

But as I know too well,

being a genius keeps you pretty busy.

Look.

Jarvis: Project arsenal, built to contain massive amounts of energy.

You see? Way more exciting

than playing catch with a 10-year-old me.

Jarvis: Sir, I'm tracking (Beeping)

A heavily armed alien ship entering Earth's atmosphere.

Finally, some action.

I need a theme song.

Jarvis, remind me to write one.

Whoa!

Jarvis: Should I summon the other Avengers, Sir?

Please. I can handle one little ship.

On second thought...

Avengers, assemble!

Guys, whatever happened to a good, old-fashioned,

"take me to your leader?"

You all skip right to the lasers.

No sense of drama.

No life signs.

Jarvis, what are these things?

Jarvis: Subjects match no known alien design,

including the Kronan, Chitauri, or Spartax.

This is something new.

First contact that starts with an attack?

What did we do to make them so angry?

Hate when you party without us.

Oh, this day gets better and better!

What's the profile of these hostiles?

Drone ships from who knows where.

Falcon: Drones?

Someone set their invasion fleet on autopilot?

Finally found some action, Tony?

This just got more complicated.

Civilians are in play.

We've got a plane to catch.

I've got it.

Iron Man: I saw what happened last time

you tried to save a jet, Thor.

Thor: That was Hulk's fault.

Thor!

Awesome!

Iron Man: Why does everyone love you?

I'm the handsome, brilliant, rich guy.

I am told it is the hair.

Woman: Thank you so much!

I love you, Thor!

Woman: Thank you so much!

It is the hair.

What about the goatee?

Now you decide to fly straight?

Whoa!

Either that's the galaxy's worst shot...

Or they're firing on their own.

Wait. That's the first one I saw.

The lead ship.

Falcon: A life sign!

Someone's actually in that one.

They're aren't leading. They're running.

Captain America: It's an escape ship. Rally around it.

What if it's some disgusting alien?

Oh, then you have a date for this weekend.

Oh, Cap makes jokes now?

Iron Man: Got it!

Had it.

Lost it.

Falcon: Whoever was in that ship could have survived.

Big chunks of the hull are still intact.

Falcon: Someone could have survived.

Iron Man: Maybe, but I can't track this alien metal.

Not without a sample.

Thor, can you help us out?

Is this sample big enough?

Hawkeye: Hey, question...

Black Widow: You can't drive.

Anyone tell you that you have control issues?

Iron Man: This thing's made of dark star composite metal.

It's extraterrestrial.

I think my dad studied it.

His work on xeno-metals was my favorite book in high school.

Okay, so I wasn't the most popular kid in school.

Howard Stark must have been an awesome dad!

Awesome scientist.

He didn't have much time to be a dad.

Too busy saving the world

to worry about his people skills.

Sounds familiar.

You got a point, circus act?

Nope. No point at all.

Good. Got the location.

Let's get to work.

Iron Man: Be careful here.

We don't know how friendly this alien visitor is.

Or don't listen to me.

Red Skull.

Save me.

Save you?

From who?

Him.

Uh, anyone else getting weirded out by this?

He is coming.

These drone clowns again? Nothing we can't handle.

You and your big mouth.

Captain America: Who's behind this, Skull?

The mad titan, Thanos!

He's coming to destroy us all!

Iron Man: I'm the one who wanted some action.

Red Skull's on the run from someone named Thanos?

Well, at least now we know who's getting the bill for all this damage.

(Groans)

Thanos? That's not even a name in the S.H.I.E.L.D. database.

You read the entire S.H.I.E.L.D. database?

Of course you did.

Save me!

We got a perimeter around Skull.

Cover us and we'll make a break for the jet.

Iron Man: Love to, Cap, but these things aren't going down like they should.

Hulk: Puny robots!

Ha! Felled by a mere machine, Hulk? Watch this.

The stone!

What've you been hiding from us, Skull?

This what Thanos is hunting you for?

Never touch!

Iron Man: Guys, change of focus. Cap's gone nuclear.

Not nuclear, worse. Cosmic.

Iron Man: Take cover.

Why couldn't Skull just bring flowers?

He's not so power...

Finally, Red Skull brings a worthy challenge.

Cap, fight it!

So, can I use that thing next?

Don't touch that.

So much power.

If I held it another second...

Iron Man: It would have fried your brain?

What are you looking at?

Oh. The power stone.

You know about this thing?