How to Sell Drugs Online (Fast)

The most sophisticated internet site in the business of selling hard drugs.

With his computer he achieved every drug dealer's dream.

Purchases are made using Bitcoins.

If they don't make any dumb mistakes, we have no chance of finding them.

He's not afraid of the consequences or the police.

He's an online superstar, and he can't talk to anyone about it.

Not a role model, but an icon!

He's definitely trying to get rich.

But for him, it's also about achieving something great.

Something that will change the world.

He's just becoming the icon of a generation.

A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

The icon of an entire generation.

We had one million euro, at seventeen.

Three hundred thousand each.

Yeah, and then...

we stopped.

That's it.

End of story.

Ah no, stop.

Now it's coming back to me.

That's not how it went at all.

To our first million and getting out of international drug trafficking!

Bitcoin is really volatile, you know.

We have 141. Strictly speaking, we only have about...

€994,000.

-Okay, then. -2002? It's older than I am.

How much did this cost?

Moritz!

Why are we even here?

To celebrate our first million and getting out of international--

Yeah I know, but why are we here?

At a fucking...

indoor ski resort?

Welcome!

-Lenny and I... -I had the idea.

At home. Alone. Yesterday.

I love mountains.

Sure, mountains are your thing.

Mountains and staircases.

Dan and I met up yesterday, sorry.

No one will bother us. I've never heard of anyone coming here.

Because it's embarrassing. Ever heard of a carbon footprint?

At least we bothered while you and your girlfriend...

Stop! You know the rule! Work-life balance.

No relationship talk at business meetings.

No one's interested in your relationship.

Okay, guys. This brings us to agenda item two.

-What was item one? -Celebrating the million.

Can we please just focus on the end of MyDrugs?

Right.

"List of ideas of what to do with my third of the MyDrugs cash after MyDrugs ends."

Maybe you shouldn't write "MyDrugs" in your Notes app.

Twice.

Besides, I still think it's lame to make a list.

Yeah, because you have no ideas.

Or don't you want to get out, Moritz?

Of course I have ideas.

But I still don't understand why he should get a third.

We talked about this.

The shipping alone. Two people can't handle 400 orders a week.

Dan's your employee. What more do you want?

Be real for a sec. We're 17 years old.

What do you even need the money for?

-Dan's also stronger than you, Mo. -Fuck off, Tobi!

We all have dirt on each other.

Let's just split it evenly before he screws up.

And we need someone blonde in the group anyway. You know?

Diversity and stuff.

So. Fuck the lists.

Tomorrow you're going to Rotterdam to tell the Dutch we're finished.

It costs €350?

What? It's that cheap online?

Huh?

And how are you going to pay for it?

I got myself one of these.

I figured, for my Bitcoins...

Lenny, please tell me his name's not on it.

-Your name is Daniel "Pirmin" Riffert? -Pirmin.

You are so fucking stupid.

You have no clue how Bitcoins work, do you?

Pirmin?

You know that this traces every MyDrugs transaction back to your name?

Lenny, when was the last time you used a coin mixer?

The day before yesterday or so...

Don't worry about it.

I'm the CTO. I'll take care of it.

-Sorry. -It's okay.

You guys know that this isn't over, even if we stop, right?

We can't just drive up in a Lamborghini Aventador-whatever

to the teachers' parking lot and say we earned it selling newspapers.

A little concentration and discretion, Daniel!

Dan!

Hey!

-What are you doing here? -I could ask you the same thing.

-Hey, mate. -What is this, volunteer work?

Or are these the losers who are programming your fitness app?

Exactly! And the best part is you can mock them to their faces

because they only speak HTML.

Gentleman, mate.

We're all going to the après-ski bar. Wanna come?

Yeah! Lemme just tell these guys.

One one. Zero. One.

Come on.

Yeah!

Daniel. Fucking. Pirmin. Fucking. Riffert.

Before you get the idea that Daniel was just as important for MyDrugs

as Lenny and me...

No.

He is to MyDrugs what Hawkeye is to the Avengers.

It would work just as well without him, but at some point he showed up,

and it's been hard to get rid of him since.

And that's fine.

This way the CEO can focus on the really important things.

Fucking moron.

You're still going through with that?

No relationship talk at business meetings.

Sending a stranger from the internet pictures of a guy with a BMI of 18,

and obviously, an IQ of 18 as well, isn't exactly a relationship.

But it's okay to stalk your girlfriend's GPS location?

I do that to protect her from MyDrugs.

And what protects MyDrugs from her always knowing where you are?

And the fact that you bang centimeters above kilos of drugs?

Well, first...

I get this alarm whenever Lisa is near our head office.

-And second... -You never bang?

We never hang out at my house.

At least my girlfriend's not a suspicious stranger from Discord,

who for all we know might be a chatbot!

I don't think it's gonna last much longer anyway.

-She thinks I'm being distant and... -Really?

Who are you being distant to?

You know I just do that so we don't blow our cover?

Okay.

So, what did you talk about?

Private matter between Lenny and me.

Nerd stuff.

One. Zero zero. One.

It's about a girl from Discord. She's always writing to me.

Well, she's wanted to meet up for a while, but...

I'm totally ghosting her.

What are you doing? It's locked.

Yeah, and?

-No! Wait a sec! What are you doing? -Getting you a date.

Don't scroll up. There's...

-There's pictures of my dick! -Why didn't you say so?

Oh, God, with MyDrugs finished, you really need something new to do.

Fuck! She's typing.

-What have you done? -Lenny's meeting a girl who likes him.

-What's the fucking problem? -You're the fucking problem!

Hey, just cancel it. Okay?

-Say you have diarrhea! -Okay.

Do not cancel it.

-You have great digestion. -You think so?

You guys figure this out, okay?

I have to go. Work-life balance. So we don't blow our cover.

-See you tomorrow. -What do you mean tomorrow?

-You're going to Rotterdam to tell them-- -Yeah. I'll handle it.

€437.40.

Can I still pay with this just once?

I mean, one ride down on a sled

does the same for your carbon footprint as a flight to Bali does.

It's absurd.

Typical symptom of a structurally weak region.

Imagine you're investing in a ski hall. Where would you build it?

In a place where there's nothing?

Right. Not even a fucking hill.

Fucking Rinseln.

Just so it's clear,

in case anyone thought I was in a relationship with Gerda,

we had one date.

I think we were both looking for something else.

Of course, it's not always easy to balance private and professional life.

The only chance you have is to strictly separate them.

Everything before 6 p.m. is for MyDrugs, well, and a bit of school.

And everything after 6 p.m. is for Lisa.

The one can't have anything to do with the other.

No overlapping...

Ever.

I read an article yesterday that made me think of you.

Here. About...

MyDrugs.

It's the shop that Gerda ordered from.

Like Amazon, but for drugs.

You've heard about this, right?

He's some young start-up geek too. A super weird story.

He even talks a little like you. Wait, here for example...

I mean, he's probably a fucking genius.

But he could've invented something useful.

He can't look anyone in the eye.

Yeah, but the site's usability does look impressive.

What?

"But the site's usability does look impressive!"

It's not a bad idea.

You can get drugs without the internet.

But on the internet, at least you don't get stabbed by a junkie.

No! Don't die!

Not now!

Everything okay?

About tomorrow, I might not be able to make it...