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Don't worry. We're in God's hands.

Then why did God let them tie up ours?

Dama, silencio!

Cricket, we're all boppin' down to Juarez today.

Gotta file the land deed for my condos for Christian living.

Turns out, there's some sort of ticking clock

on the deadline.

Who knew they even paid attention to clocks

in Meh-hee-ho?

Anyways, can I borrow your plane?

I don't think I'll be needing it today.

What happened to yours?

Oh, Ripp's using it. He's out of town.

Oh, Cricket, come with us. It'll be fun.

I have no interest in going to unincorporated Juarez.

But it's the ground breaking ceremony

for my project, my dream come true.

Be there. Support me!

And you can come with me and Zack when we visit

the factory where they make my losin' it with Jesus baskets.

Now that I'm a real businesswoman,

Cricket, I understand why you love it so much.

Please come.

You know, I'm so happy that your little diet plan's going well,

but as a real businesswoman,

I have to stay here and tend to real business.

Oh, come on, Crick. You can take a half-day.

Come shopping with me.

What, in Juarez? What do you buy in Juarez?

Well, I heard about this new lotion

that just surfaced down there... very hard to get.

I just happen to have the address.

Heather, what you need to be doing is

selling my condos, not buying up illegal skin cream.

Well, you're the one who put me in charge of sellin' em.

I gotta look good to do it.

I'm sorry. I'm tied to my desk all day,

and I hate Mexico. Knock yourselves out.

Are you in? Mr. Massey's here,

but he doesn't have an appointment...

you don't return my calls.

If I didn't know how devastatingly charming I was,

I'd think you were avoiding me.

I am avoiding you.

I make it a point to avoid stalkers.

You scared of me?

No.

I'm not scared of you. Of course not.

I know you enjoyed our little kiss last week.

I am a happily married woman, Mason.

You enjoyed that kiss way more than a happily married woman

should ever enjoy a kiss with a man she barely knows.

So inappropriate.

So I was thinking we could take an early lunch

that could easily turn into a late one.

Not interested.

- Really? - Mnh-mnh.

'Cause it's clear from your body language

that you're, uh, hungry.

Well, I'm...

what my body language is saying is that I am going to Mexico.

Mexico? What's in Mexico?

- Darlin'! - Hey.

Ohh.

Wow.

- W... mm. - Mwah.

Uh... Carlene is kicking off

her business venture in Juarez.

- Uh-huh. - She is my closest friend.

It is essential that I be present to support her.

Mason Massey, this is my dear husband Blake.

Hi.

It's nice to meet you face-to-face.

Are you a friend of Cricket's?

Mm... too early to tell.

We're still getting our business sorted out.

Mm.

Blake, your pedicure's waiting.

Oh, thanks, darlin'.

It's all that rough ridin'.

Those cowboy boots tear up his toes.

Yeah, it's a problem.

Hmm.

We'll talk more about sword of Caesar

when I get back.

Are you and he...

Not at all. Mnh-mnh.

Sword of Caesar is his horse.

Oh.

- He's just a stud... service. - You know, it's okay, Crick.

We both have our outside interests.

No. Mnh-mnh. Mason is not okay.

Mason cannot be an outside interest.

He is... he's different.

"Different"?

And what does that mean?

Uh...

You know, I should get to the airport.

Adios.

Adios.

It's an important event in my life.

I want you to bless the occasion.

Aren't you just filing a land deed?

It's so much more than a land deed!

A sweet woman named Amoxtli, who's the president

of the Aztec Spiritual and Heritage League,

told me to get my butt down there,

because the moon, planet, and sun are in perfect alignment

for condo success.

It's the ideal time to break ground.

Now you and I don't believe in that malarkey,

but the construction workers might.

I've alerted the media. My signage is everywhere.

You don't need a pastor to bless a shovel of sand.

Ripp's an elder in the church. You know he can pray up a storm.

Ripp's in Denver on business, and besides,

the condos for Christian living is my passion,

even more so now that the Lord spoke to Ripp

and told him to tell me to put my condos in Meh-hee-ho.

I can't go. I'm trying to write

a very difficult sermon series on the book of revelation.

Pastor Tudor, pastor Tudor, pastor Tudor.

Nobody understands revelations.

Never have. Never will.

And anyways, by the time it comes around,

we'll all be dead!

Please. If you go to Juarez,

I promise not to bother you again about my condos.

Promise, promise, promise.

Okay. I have to be back by 6:00.

Ohh! Vamitos!

- Bye. Oh. - Hey.

- John, I'm off. - Oh. Amanda, wait. Don't go. I-I need you.

Do you remember, I told you I'm taking a couple of days off?

I'm on my way to Austin to surprise Luke.

Can you delay it?

I've just committed to go to Juarez

with Carlene and Sharon and Cricket,

and please come.

You don't want to chow down

on a big plate of crazy all by yourself?

- I could really use the moral support. - Um...

Uh, there are flights to Austin every hour.

And Amanda's on the next one. I'm driving her to the airport.

Come along, darlin'. We'll be late.

Oh. Um... wait, mama. Uh... maybe I should go.

Pastor Tudor's never asked me for a favor before.

And you've never had a good man before.

She should go see Luke.

We all want Amanda's happiness

and more grandchildren, don't we?

Grandchildren?

Not again.

Gigi's right, Amanda.

I was being weak and selfish. I served in Iraq.

I can handle it.

I'm sure it's just a glorified shoppin' trip.

Shopping?

I love the leather in Juarez.

Go. You go with him,

and I'll cab it to the airport.

Perfect. I adore Mexico.

Have you ever seen

"Night of the Iguana"?

Uh, no, but I do love nature films.

- Zack? - Yep.

We have to have a come to Jesus

with the foreman of the basketeria.

We have some major quality control issues.

I'm mucho P.O.'d.

Maybe this will make you feel better.

The Healthy Bod Corp contacted me this morning.

They are interested in buying Losin' It With Jesus!

But I don't want to be sold.

I like what I'm doing. Tell 'em no.

Well... Let's just hear 'em out, sugar pop.

I mean, I know what I'm doing.

Getting an initial offer is a good way to establish

the value of the company.

Trust me. I'm a car salesman.

The value of the company is the satisfaction I get

from doing something that I love,

like whoopin' some butt at the basketeria.

Juarez, here we come.

Hey, Luke. It's me. So what are you up to?

I'm just working at home.

Haven't left the house all day.

Excellent.

What you up to tonight?

Nothin' much. Watchin' TV. Hangin'.

Well, who knows? Maybe something interesting

might pop up when you least expect it.

Like what?

Bye.

Hello.

Is... this Luke Lourd's house?

Yeah. I'm his next door neighbor.

Just came over to shift

the solar cell circuits.

He's not here.