Space Dandy (スペース☆ダンディ)

Space Dandy is a dandy in space.

He is a galaxy-wide alien hunter.

On a journey of adventure to new worlds,

He searches for unknown extraterrestrials.

These are the spectacular tales of these alien hunters.

Doko kara kita ka nante wakaranai hodo no hobi de

These days, I don't know where I've come from

Kono tokoro koi no shuukan wasureta hisashiburi da ne

I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a while

Warera ni totte jinsei wa waga mi gofun hansai shite

For us, life is five minutes' introspection

Chougouin na kimi jueru hazuseba

You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken away,

sabishige na sono bibou

your beauty is touched by sadness

Tama niwa abare na shararura to namida tobashite

Sometimes sending tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-la

Nagareru hoshi mite tanjun da

Looking at the shooting stars, it's simple

Mina onaji ningen da

We're all human

Viva namida kobore ochite yukeba ii jan

Viva tears, it's okay for them to overflow, baby

Muda ja nai

They're not wasted

Tomaranai ima no kimi ga suki

Can't stop, I love you like this

Namida namida sou nan da

Tears, tears, that's right

Sono namida boku ni yudanete kurenai ka

Those tears, will you leave them to me?

Nana korobi ya oki

When you fail, get right back up again

Tomo ni yuku! Mata saikou tte kikasete

Let's go together! Tell me "This is the best" again

Namida namida zai jien!

Tears, tears, goodbye!

Doko kara kita ka nante wakaranai hodo no hobi de

These days, I don't know where I've come from

Kono tokoro koi no shuukan wasureta hisashiburi da ne

I've forgotten the ways of love 'cause it's been a while

Warera ni totte jinsei wa waga mi gofun hansai shite

For us, life is five minutes' introspection

Chougouin na kimi jueru hazuseba

You're real pushy, but when your jewel is taken away,

sabishige na sono bibou

your beauty is touched by sadness

Tama niwa abare na shararura to namida tobashite

Sometimes sending tears flying with a wild sha-la-lu-la

Nagareru hoshi mite tanjun da

Looking at the shooting stars, it's simple

Mina onaji ningen da

We're all human

Viva namida kobore ochite yukeba ii jan

Viva tears, it's okay for them to overflow, baby

Muda ja nai

They're not wasted

Tomaranai ima no kimi ga suki

Can't stop, I love you like this

Namida namida sou nan da

Tears, tears, that's right

Sono namida boku ni yudanete kurenai ka

Those tears, will you leave them to me?

Nana korobi ya oki

When you fail, get right back up again

Tomo ni yuku! Mata saikou tte kikasete

Let's go together! Tell me "This is the best" again

Namida namida zai jien!

Tears, tears, goodbye!

Wh-What did you say?

The reward is a measly two woolongs?

What?

It was really hard to catch this guy.

The transportation costs were more than two woolongs!

We're in the red!

Unbelievable. Two woolongs is unbelievable.

Yes, it's unbelievable!

The Baranian you guys brought in last week: 128 woolongs.

And the Pylorian before that: 64 woolongs.

And the Rakendrian before that: 32 woolongs.

And finally, two woolongs for this time.

Do you know how many fees we have to pay just to pay you two woolongs?

If you're any kind of sorry excuse for an alien hunter,

don't bring in trash like this.

Bring something really rare.

For example...

a Chameleonian or something?

Huh?

A Chameleonian...?

Nobody Knows the Chameleon Alien, Baby

Nobody Knows the Chameleon Alien, Baby

A chameleonian is the legendary alien called that because

it can change its appearance into anything it wants.

Its true form is shrouded in mystery,

and no one in the universe knows what it really looks like.

Can this BBP trio— Blockhead, Bonehead, and Pinhead—

capture this legendary alien?

Well, How much is the reward money for that thing?

100 million woolongs.

100 million?!

You don't have to be that surprised.

If I had 100 million woolongs... 100 million woolongs...

All rights, let's go!

Where are we going?

Idiot! We're going to a planet that looks like it has chameleons, of course!

A planet that Looks like It has Chameleons

Here.

Huh?

Chameleons love crickets and flies.

I'm going to have a go with a fly.

Um, a go at what?

Chameleonian One-Minute Fishing of course, baby!

Um, the Chameleonians are just called that

because they can take on any appearance—

Not because they're actual chameleons...

Wait for me, Chameleonian!

We're going to catch a bunch!

You guys don't get it at all...

What would you do if you had 100 million woolongs?

I wouldn't work, that's for sure.

I would drink beer and laze about taking naps in the middle of the day.

What a small dream.

I would go to Boobies every day.

If I go every day, the points would add up, right?

With those points, I would go to Boobies again!

Isn't your dream smaller?

What?!

Oh dear.

What, punk?

Something's biting!

Hm?

Ahh... How should I do this?

The reel! Reel it in!

Huh?

What, it's just a tsuchinoko?

Man, that's worthless. What'd you catch that for?

At that moment, QT thought:

Fishing might actually be kind of fun!

Cloudy, the sun later in the day.

I tried a great little-known fishing spot from a fishing magazine today.

Cloudy, followed by rain.

After strong north-northeast winds, the waves were bad, and it was a hard fight.

Today is the perfect day for fishing!

I'm going to use an original lure!

Hit!

I got one bigger than I've ever gotten before!

Topwater fishing with minnow bait is just as fun as finesse fishing, isn't it?

Hey...

What language is that?

Hit!

Yes! A black tsuchinoko! Yes!

Um, weren't we trying to catch something else?

We were...?

Oh, something's biting!

This is a big one!

Whoa!

It's a Chameleonian!

I remember now!

This is what we wanted, baby!

What? That's not it?

It's not a Chameleonian...?

This is just an ordinary chameleon!

It's not a Chameleonian! It's not even an alien!

This is not a zoo!

She got mad at us.

That's what I said. A Chameleonian is not a chameleon.

Anyway, are you planning on keeping that thing?

It's rare to catch such a big black tsuchinoko.

I need to upload a pic to my blog later.

There's so much to do!

I can't keep up with this Tsurikichi robot.

Time for bed, time for bed.

We're waking up at 4 a.m. for surf fishing tomorrow!

Go by yourself.

You should just go and rust there.

What? But surf fishing is so fun...

La-la, surf fishing—

Hey, Meow,

you used my toothbrush, didn't you?

What? I wouldn't use that.

Then why is it damp?

Look, there's even aonori stuck here.

You're the only one that would do something so gross.

What about you, Dandy? You ate my takoyaki-flavored Mr. Crispy, didn't you?

Why would I eat something like that?

Who else is there?

Hey, you two!

Don't look at porn sites with my cell phone!

I didn't!

Weren't you looking at them yourself?

Why would a robot look at those things?

Who else is there besides you two?

Hm...

there are four people here.

What I'm saying is, there's someone on this ship other than us.

What?!

Someone who looked at porn sites in the middle of the night,

ate the takoyaki-flavored Mr. Crispy,

and brushed their teeth using my toothbrush.

The aonori stuck here is proof!