Pretty Little Liars

This is how I heard the story.

The twins played so nicely while they waited

for their parents to get home.

But they wouldn't get to go trick-or-treat that night...

...or ever again.

Alison! He's gonna go home and tell his parents the story and I'm gonna get fired.

Come on, Hanna, he loves it.

Right?

You've been warned.

She lifted the knife high into the air,

and then plunged it deep into her sister's chest!

A sick smile came across her face

as she watched the blood ooze out of her sister's heart.

And they had no choice but to send her away

to a home for the criminally insane.

And that's where she remained

until... yesterday

when she escaped and vowed return to Rosewood

and stab to death every child who dares to go trick-or-treating on Halloween!

Aaaah!

So what do you think, Em? Should Hanna be "Cute Britney"

or "Bald Britney"?

If she wants to be, Cute Britney.

Aria?

She's not gonna shave her head.

- Spencer, you're worse than my father. - Sorry.

But I did just procure nine votes from the debate team.

Wait, that's a good thing, right?

Yeah. And "procured" means to obtain with special effort.

And "obtain" means to--

Are you gonna recite the entire dictionary?

I think that Hanna should be who she wants to be.

Fine. But you better wear the tightest skinny pants

you can fit your big butt into.

Ben?

He's all about me going as a sexy cop for Halloween.

But I'm thinking Indian girl.

What a shame.

All that testosterone and not a sheep in sight.

Careful, Alison. I get your jokes,

but someday you might meet a guy who doesn't.

So am I gonna see you at my party on Friday?

Um, I didn't know we were invited.

Your Ali's friends, right?

Come prepared to be scared.

Did we just get invited to Noel Kahn's Halloween bash?

I'm a little embarrassed by how excited you girls are.

- It's just a party. - Ali, it's not just a party.

It's the party.

You're right. And I'm happy we'll be there together.

We should get ready together.

Spence, you've got let's have it there.

- Is that cool? - Yeah.

- Okay. - Hold up.

I think there's somebody in there.

Are you just trying to scare us?

No, I swear, I just saw someone in the window.

Well, kids go in there all the time around Halloween.

It's like a rite passage in this town.

I wish they'd just tear this place down already.

Every time I walk by here I get the creeps.

It's just an ugly old house, Aria.

I can't explain it. I just...

I feel like something really bad happened here.

There's nobody in there.

Come on.

Are you moving?

My dad got married again. They're moving in.

Are you okay with that?

It hasn't been that long since your mom--

It was a year ago last week.

You said "they." Does she have any kids?

A daughter.

What's she like?

She gets what she wants.

Damnit!

Noel!

Admit it. You were scared.

You need to bring that to Halloween.

- I'll bring a lot more than that. - Good.

Lady G?

I wasn't gonna dress up this year,

but I got invited to some party, so...

Whose party?

Uh, Noel somebody.

Noel Kahn. I'll be there.

- And I'm going as Lady G. - Oh.

She's so new, I thought I was being original.

You still have time to pick something else.

Hmm. You're right.

Maybe I'll see you there.

I know who you'll be.

And you'll surprise me.

Oh. I'm Alison.

I know.

I'm Jenna.

Freak!

You think I'm photogenic?

My grandmother was a sweater model. I look like her?

Of course, she's old now and she smells terrible.

But I don't have to see her much 'cause she lives in Georgia.

My turn.

Hmm. It's HD, so...

The image is perfect, right?

I like what I see.

It's perfect, Spence,

it's got humor, heart, it's inspiring--

I wish I could be there to hear it.

Wow, Spence, you got Melissa's stamp of approval.

- Must be a good speech. - Well, it better be.

My parents are already planning my victory party.

I guess that's what happens when you've got a perfect older sister.

No, Alison, that's what happens when you're a Hastings.

I didn't make the rules.

Besides, Spencer deserves to win.

- Her agenda is top-notch. - Thanks, Melissa.

Hmm. It's comforting to know that Spencer can count on you.

So, Melissa, did you tell Spence

what we decided on for Halloween?

Bonnie and Clyde.

Cool.

Oh. Sorry.

He's in a meeting.

Oh. Yeah, I was just leaving him a note.

Ah. Yes, I forgot my briefcase again.

Yeah. Mom saw it in the kitchen.

Oh. Hey, Meredith. Didn't realize you were here.

I needed a quite place to read. Hope that's okay.

Sure.

So, um, want to grab a coffee or something?

I can't. I promised mom I'd be home for dinner.

Okay.

- Well, see you in class. - Sure.

Hmm.

What's her story?

Students crash here all the time.

'Cause you're so cool.

Yeah, 'cause I'm down with that.

Come on, gimme a break.

He's out there!

He's waiting for us!

He's coming to kill us! We're gonna die!

Don't answer it!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello, is anybody there?

Were you at the costume shop today?

- Alison? - Did you send me a text?

No.

Why? Ali, what's wrong?

Forget it.

I've gotta go.

Everything's fine.

Your mom didn't do anything wrong,

she did the right thing.

I had a few Martinis at the grill.

Then she wisely accepted my offer to drive her home.

So here's your keys.

- Thank you, officer. - Mm-hmm.

I'm glad I could help. And it's Darren, by the way.

Okay. I'll take it from here.

- Good night. - Good night.

I'm sorry, Hanna.

So what? You had too much to drink. Who cares?

No, not that.

About the mess we're in.

I should have seen it coming.

I'm not gonna let you feel bad for what dad did to us.

He's the one who should be rotting in hell.

Okay, stop. He's still your father.

How bad is the mess we're in?

I will take care of it, honey.

You remember what I told you, right?

She's pretty ugly.

How ugly is pretty ugly?

Hideous.

And don't even get me started on her big ass.

Don't forget to buy your Halloween festival tickets.

If you haven't cast your vote for sophomore class president,

you have until fifth period to do so

in the multi-purpose room.

Em, you need to go talk to Ben.

- What's going on? - He's been telling all of his guy friends

that you guys had sex last weekend.

What?

Em, I will go over there with you. Let's shut this thing down right now.

Aria, don't.

Emily, you can't just ignore this.

Em?

Oh, my God.

Is it true?

- Why didn't you tell us? - Tell us what?

Hi, you guys.

If you ignore it, it will go away.

Ben's telling people we had sex.

What?

And he's still breathing because?

It's true.

I can't believe Emily lost her vee before any one of us did.