Hap and Leonard

My name's Prescott Jones

I sell the Lord's word.

We're busy.

- Chub: Did you ever. - Hear of The Mechanics?

Paco was with them.

Hap: I know who you are...

bomb maker who

blew himself up.

- You guys had a big. - Adventure today.

- Hap: The Iron Bridge, - is right here.

- Leonard: Then. - Where's the river?

Leonard: Chester.

Gotta go back.

Trudy: We're gonna do a little night fishin'.

- Hap. - You found it!

? I heard?

??

? Pretty love songs?

??

? Coming from

an open window?

??

? Today?

? I stopped?

??

? To listen to the love songs?

? And I had to cry?

? Why didn't I just walk away?

??

? I knew?

? All the love songs?

??

? Once upon a time

we sang them?

Hey.

Morning.

Hap, what is it?

Oh...

Trudy.

??

You think they was trying to find it on their own?

I been wondering

the same thing.

??

- - 926.

This what I hope it is? Hap?

There's probably a million license plates in that river.

But I got a feeling

about this one...

A real good feeling.

Yeah.

Leonard! You awake?

Hello!

The announcement...

I'm not surprised... George Bush,

the GOP's nomination,

on the Republican side, for.

President of the United States.

Leonard!

Len, good morning.

Is Julia Childs gonna come from behind the fridge?

This is nothing.

I just thought you, uh, you might be hungry.

Why don't you sit down, and I'll fix you up a plate?

What the hell happened to my mats?

Oh, they needed to be washed.

How come you don't use the ones that I bought you?

They look nice, don't they?

Look like rainbow sherbet threw up on 'em.

I put... I put cayenne in the batter already,

because I know... 'cause I know you like spice.

Yeah, I like spice.

Can't taste it unless my ass on fire.

? Come back, little darlin'?

Why wasn't the spirit of the '60s sustainable, Hap?

I'm no expert,

but I'm pretty sure

the marijuana might've had

something to do with that.

I told you he wouldn't take this seriously.

You're just slinging a lot of jazzy words around,

and I haven't even had a coffee yet.

You know much about how corporations work?

Can't say that I do.

Howard does.

Howard knows all about it.

- Well, let's say. - I had a lot of time.

To read up on things inside,

focusing on their

tactics for success...

Infrastructure, growth,

diversification...

Strategies that were never

truly applied to...

Canvassing.

- Activism. - Activism.

Our movements fell apart because they weren't

held together by anything other than idealism.

We'll take the money from the heist

as our seed investment.

That starts the corporation, so to speak.

We are essentially

its board members.

Our goals will be

as they've always been:

Fighting for equality,

fighting against the man,

fighting against corruption.

Only now, we'll have

the means to fight back.

Yeah, I'm seeing an octopus

with a-a little triangle hat, maybe.

Gee, in case you hadn't

noticed, Hap,

your buddy's not here

right now.

And our appetite for sarcasm

isn't quite as bottomless.

Oh.

- Hap. - Hmm?

- You know what makes. - The world go round:

Money and connections.

Howard's put in time all across the U.S...

Voter outreach, community organizing, lectures.

Those towns, those people

he's worked with for years,

they'll be our partners.

In jazzy business terms, that's infrastructure.

- Oh. - Ten years ago,

Greenpeace was just a couple of activists

kicking around in an old fishing boat

with nothing but a stack full of flyers.

Look at 'em now.

Who says we can't do that?

Hey, Trudy, you still want me

to take your shift later?

- Because Earl wants to go. - Drinking with his buddies,

And I got the baby again.

That's okay. I can do that.

Thanks.

I appreciate it.

Okay, say...

Say I was interested.

How...

how would I fit in

to all... all of that?

Read my lips.

No new taxes.

- I will keep America. - Moving forward.

I really hope this man does a better job than Reagan did.

Bad actor, even worse

of a president.

The hell you talking about?

Reagan was a damn good actor.

How 'bout the movie

he made with the monkey?

That was ahead of its time.

No, that was out of touch, just like Reagan.

And you, you're just arguing

for the sake of arguing.

Must run in the family.

You don't know my family.

- I changed your uncle's bedpan. - While you and your boyfriend.

Were off building forts and playing cowboy.

You want to know what Chester was eating

for lunch and dinner, Leonard?

Cat food. That's how he was living.

I didn't know.

Of course you didn't, because he pushed you away.

He pushes everybody away, like his nephew.

See, that must run in the family too.

A thousand points of light.

Mm.

Yeah?

Hey.

You ready to dive?

- You found the car? - Nope.

No, I'm just

nostalgic to see

your black ass

in swim trunks again.

- Leonard... -

You there?

I don't know, Hap.

I gotta mull over this hippie scavenger hunt of yours.

Why are you whispering?

Raoul with you?

Why, you jealous?

I know, a hard dick

knows no conscience.

Tell me about it.

- You're gonna need to bring. - Your guns with you.

Thought you didn't like my guns.

I don't like gators trying

to eat my face either.

- What kind of time. - Can you get here?

Told you I had to mull it over.

Now, let me mull.

Well, don't mull too long.