Demonia Undertaker

- Our planet is galaxies away from Earth.

We were a world of peace.

Surrounded by galactical planets.

With one sole mission.

To build great new worlds.

But after sending one of our probes

to a new planet similar to Earth.

Warning, airlock opening.

Warning, airlock opening.

Warning, airlock opening.

We encountered something

that would change our way of living.

An evil alien called Demonia.

Intruder alert, enemy.

- He forced us into wars and chaos.

By his mind control over us, he possessed our bodies.

We turned against each other.

Our God, which you humans call

President, assembled a new world order.

We were trained by our elders who

possess great powers and taught us

the way of enlightenment and how

to use our abilities for good.

We grew strong and wiped out the dark lord.

But his spirit was strong and he took one of our

greatest warriors and he turned him against us.

By possessing his body.

We imprisoned him, but once again

he used his powers to escape.

Light years away was a new colonized planet

with a population of 5.5 million citizens.

They were not aware that Tanash,

an escaped convict, was nearby.

The children were the most important

part of this planet to survive, so they were

educated with the latest technology and customs

to someday leave Zealous to a better future.

Intruder alert!

Intruder alert!

Unleash the Cavaliers!

Unleash the Cavaliers!

- Tanash's evil plan started once again.

With no disregard for life itself.

Emergency, alert!

To all federative planets,

this is space station Z-0103.

The planet Zealous is under attack.

Yes, my name is Tanash,

and I have destroyed your planet.

And now I'm going to destroy you.

- Attention all federative planets.

Shields up, red alert, we're under attack.

We need assistance!

I don't know how long we can hold out.

We desperately need your help.

Do you copy?

Emergency!

There's a meltdown in the engine core.

This is your Captain.

Shields are down.

I'm sorry, we tried.

Evacuate immediately.

You did your best, Captain.

Oh my god.

Evacuation sequence activated.

Evacuation sequence activated.

Evacuation sequence activated.

Evacuation sequence activated.

- Commander, I sense Tanash is on his way to Earth.

So this is what I heard.

It seems Tanash used his powers to

persuade the guards to let him out and took

one of the warships and blasted his way out.

I feel sorry for those guards.

They never had a chance.

- Why don't they just kill him and get it over with?

Too many lost lives for nothing.

It's not that easy.

His spirit would find another vessel.

Voltrix alert!

Staleth, wake up!

This is priority one.

Voltrix alert!

Staleth, I need to speak to you now!

What is it, sir?

- Tanash has destroyed Zealous and all its inhabitants.

What?

That can't be.

I thought he was locked up.

- He was, but you know he has great powers and lured

one of the guards to the dark side and escaped.

What are my orders, sir?

He's plot a course to Earth

and we want you to eliminate him.

What?

That's not our law, sir.

We understand this is not our way,

but the council has overturned the

law because he cannot be controlled.

I'm sorry.

I know you grew up with him.

That was a long time ago sir,

and I understand he's a threat.

And he must be terminated.

Good.

You are assigned to Colinus.

He will help you take down Tanash.

Be safe, Staleth.

- Earth, I'm gonna have so much fun with these humans.

I knew this was gonna

be one of my toughest jobs, but I

was trained and chosen by my god.

We were like brothers, but I was the only

one that had the abilities to take him down.

- Please login the information requested.

What is your password?

Your password has been accepted.

Delisa.

So you're my co-pilot.

I feel safer already.

Staleth.

Get serious.

Why didn't you tell you were going

to Earth to capture Tanash?

You know how dangerous he is.

Look, I just don't want anything to happen to you.

This is why I didn't tell you.

Because I knew you would worry.

And you'll try to stop me.

Honestly, I'm the only one who knows

him better than anyone else out there.

He must be stopped.

That's the problem.

You may not be able to kill him when you encounter him.

And I don't wanna lose you.

I love you, Staleth.

Don't worry.

All the memories from the past are long forgotten.

He is a criminal.

And he must be stopped.

- Hey mom, I'm sorry, just came to visit you today.

I'm sorry, it's been a while since I seen you.

Yeah mom, I know I had a little too

much to drink, but you want some?

I can pour a glass for you.

Mom, I got some great news.

I got a job.

As a stand-up comedian.

Imagine that, me as a stand-up comedian.

But I wanted you to listen to one of my jokes.

This man dies and finds himself

in Hell, and wallowing in his despair,

the first person he meets is a demon.

The demon says why are you so glum?

And I said look where I am, I'm in Hell!

The demon says it's not so bad

down here, we have a lot of fun.

Demon says you look like a drinker.

The demon says Monday night is drinking night,

we drink all the whiskey, tequila, vodka you want.

'Till you puke, then you can drink more.

The guy says that sounds pretty good.

He says you like to smoke?

The guys says yeah, demon says well

Tuesday's smoking night, you get to smoke

all the cigarettes and all the cigars you want.

Smoke your lungs out 'till you get

cancer because you're already dead.

The guy goes this ain't a bad deal

at all, sounds pretty fun down here.

Then the demon says are you a gambler?

Guys says I love to gamble.

We got blackjack, horse races, slot machines.

You can gamble a house away 'cause you got nothing to lose.

The guy's like wow, this is looking good after all.

So the demon goes you do drugs?

The guy says yeah, I love drugs.

He goes Thursday night is drug night,

we have marijuana, pills, cocaine,

heroin, you can do all you want 'till you OD.

Because you're already dead.

Mom, you're gonna love this, the punchline.

The demon asks the guy are you gay?

The guy's like no, I'm not gay.

'Cause well, I don't think you're

gonna like Fridays too much.

Up the ass.

Don't you find that funny, ma?

Well here's to me and you, ma.

My new career as a stand-up comedian.

Cheers.

I'm gonna be all right, mom.

I loved it.

Hey I don't want no trouble, man.

Too late for that.

Look into my eyes, what do you see?

What do you see?

What do you see?

What do you see?

What do you see?