Golden Boy (GOLDEN BOY さすらいのお勉強野郎)

You know, there are so many people these days

who sing along with their Walkman loudly and don't even realize it.

- They look so stupid! - They're such dorks!

My name is Kintaro Oe.

I'm 25 years old.

I'm an easy-going, job-hopping part-timer.

Right now I'm on my way to a new part time job.

I wonder what it'll be like. Man, I can't wait!

Ouch... Geez...

I guess I shouldn't have been listening to my Walkman.

Pee-YEW!

Are you okay?

Boing... boing... boing...

Are you hurt?

Beautiful!

I am perfectly fine!

God, what a mess! I'd better clean this up.

That's good.

Good? Oh yeah, that's really good!

Here, this is for your dry cleaning and medical expenses.

Also, for your bicycle repair fees.

This bundle...

A million yen!

Well then, I'm in a real hurry, so...

W-Wait a minute! I can't take this much!

Don't touch me with your filthy hands.

Yes, Ma'am.

Yes?

Little boy, from now on, stay on the sidewalk.

Yes, ma'am.

Hey, what a learning experience.

Women are scary

Women are scary Got it.

Women are scary

The pedal is bent.

Hey, son, hold that side.

Yes, sir.

All right, it's fixed.

Thank you.

So how much will it be?

It's all right. It wasn't that badly damaged anyway.

But...

I said it's okay.

Just buy your kids' bikes from me when you have kids.

Thanks!

Be careful, kid!

Hey, old man, did you get the money?

C-Could I have just a little longer, please?

Forget it!

Those guys are...

Please, have a heart.

I ain't no errand boy, grand pal

Hey, don't be so rough.

Hey, didn't you hear me?!

Stop that!

Mister, we're businessmen,

so though even the Buddha can only be tried so far,

we've been more merciful than him.

"Even the Buddha can only be tried so far...”

I see. Even Yakuza use old sayings.

This is so educational.

Excuse me.

I'm Oe who called yesterday.

Oh, you must be the new guy.

Follow me.

Okay!

As you can see,

our company develops business application software.

Wow, the breeze that passes through here...

Smells like spring.

What a refreshing place to work.

Ms. President, this is our new recruit, Oe.

Nice to meet you, ma'am. I'm Oe, the new guy!

That boing-boing is...

That scary woman is the President?!

Oh, I wanted to say thanks for earlier today.

Er...

Toilet cleaning.

Okay, then please go clean the toilets.

I wonder if the President hates me or something?

I even studied computers for this, you know.

But she's so awesome!

I can't help but admire her.

She's so beautiful and with that hot body...

She smells good and has a brain to boot.

Talented, aggressive, rich, and she even drives a Ferrari!

Oh God, I could follow her around forever!

Address me as Your Majesty!

Your Majesty, please enslave me for life!

Her beautiful Majesty sits here, and her assets are...

Her ass-ets are...

No! I shouldn't think about things like that!

But, but my body...

I can't help it! I can't control my body and...

I am gonna rub against it, and rub, rub, rub...

Oh, how naughty! Her Majesty's giving me a golden shower!

What's this?!

Are you some kind of pervert?

I'm sorry, Your Majesty!

Your Majesty? What are you talking about?

Oh damn! She hates me now!

This is terrible! I'm going to be fired!

I'm sorry, but our company and you...

What a miserable world this is!

I was so excited about landing this job,

I even studied all night about computers.

But I get here and I have to clean toilets?!

Crushed by my sorrow, I was wetting the toilet with my tears!

"Those aren't tears." Crushed by my sorrow, I was wetting the toilet with my tears!

I love computers!

I really love computers!

LSI, CPU...

Simple yet complicated circuits printed on a micro world!

I want to work! I want to write programs!

If you're going to criticize me,

why don't you test my abilities first?!

Go right ahead.

All right!

Okay! The time has come to show off the computer skills

that I learned from my all-nighter.

Since I didn't have a computer, I made my own keyboard out of paper.

Ah, those were tough times.

All of it for just this moment...

What's the matter?

Hurry up!

It's all ready.

Check this out!

What the hell is this?!

Excuse me...

Isn't this in BASIC?

You don't know anything, do you?

Look, we're professionals.

You're not in elementary school anymore.

We don't use beginner's programming languages like BASIC.

Then what do you use?

C or assembly, or maybe Small Talk.

C!

C!

C!

So, A is for kissing...

B is for petting...

Then C is... C is for...

TEACH ME!

Teach me! Teach me! What do you get with C?!

No job for you!

Someone as excitable as you isn't suited for our company.

We have no need for you here.

N-No... What a merciless gaze!

I said to get out of here!

Young men nowadays can all talk big,

but they have no abilities or sense of responsibility.

Please, wait just a minute, Ms. President!

Maybe not today, but a huge sun may rise tomorrow!

A huge sun?

What in the world?

Give me any tedious chore, I'll work hard, wholeheartedly and with total absorption!

You don't even have to pay me. Please give me a chance.

Even the Buddha can only be tried so far!

That isn't the proper usage of the saying.

Well, do whatever you want, but don't distract the others.

Thank you.

Excuse me, but could you teach me about that "C" thing?

Sure. "C" is a computer language that's closer to

assembly and machine language than BASIC and FORTRAN and...

I see. Nothing to do with sex.

What?

Nothing! How educational!

"C" is not sex Nothing! How educational!

"C" is not sex

"C" is not sex There...

"C" is not sex

The workplace that smells like spring.

It couldn't quit this job so easily, right?

Is it fun watching?

Am I bothering you?

No, it's all right.

Here's your coffee.

Oh, thank you.

By the way, what exactly were you just talking about?

Well, basically, we were just saying that we need a new concept.