Gully Boy (गल्ली बॉय)

Yo, Homie.

Where to, bro?

To pick up a car.

I thought I'd take you losers for a spin today.

Can I drive?

Hang back and keep your eyes open.

Why?

Just whistle if you see anyone.

He's going Grand Theft Auto, bro.

Moeen?

What are you doing, man?

What's this bullshit?

I'm picking up a car.

Get in!

Want a selfie or what? Let's go!

Nice, it's automatic.

This shady shit doesn't fly. You should've told me before.

As if you would've come!

Put it off! It's messing with my head.

Why won't it switch off?

Homie, I thought you liked rap music.

You call this rap?

Remixed old shit to make the public dance?

Check out my ride My shoes, my rags.

My liquor, my chicks!

Wannabes!

Good thing we jacked his car.

Happy now?

Having fun?

Grandma, move your leg.

- Why? - Father wants the bag.

Shakir, must you move everything around?

- Only the TV. - How am I going to watch it then?

- I'll buy you another. - After I die?

- Spare me today. - Did you spare your wife and kids?

Move it a bit further.

He's taking the TV inside, too. She's put a spell on him.

Where do I put my things?

What's all this drama? Pick them up!

Move it further.

Ma?

Wait up, man. I've got something for you.

For you, Homie. A thank-you gift.

I don't want your shady shit.

Take it, man.

Smooth as butter. It's sexy.

Forget it. I'm not interested in your junk.

Here, catch!

Interested in my stash?

Remember to pick up Uncle Abbas's letter today.

Please sit.

Statement of sale account prepared by the exporter.

Whereas the consular invoice

is a certificate issued by the consulate of importer's country.

Whereas consular invoice is a document

which is not required by the importer's country.

Very few countries insist on the document.

I'll be there in 30-35 minutes, man.

30-35 minutes?

You nuts?

I'll catch the 381 limited bus.

It will take you an hour.

It's a 90-minute round trip.

- But you owe us a party. - Only two days into my job...

Don't be cheap. Never forget your brothers.

What will you do with all that money?

Ladies and gentlemen!

Meet the assistant manager of Benetton's Chembur branch.

What say, public?

- Ladyboy, drop it. - Who would've thought our Rishi Sadrani

would storm the fashion industry?

You're the one and only. You're killing it!

Go on, then. Take the piss.

Stop your reality TV.

Yeah?

I look like a gangster in the video.

Show me again.

I'm coming.

This is a great video, man.

Hey, where to? At least say goodbye.

Give us a flying kiss.

Why is every eye moist in this shantytown?

Days turn to poison once the sun goes down.

Restless and troubled are those who live here.

In this bottomless well where they'll drown.

Those are bulls. You can take pictures.

Move along, kid.

And this is the toilet.

This is for the whole community.

How many people are in the community?

Lots!

The other one is being built over there. Come, I'll show you.

Please come. This side.

Aunty, these people are from London.

Five hundred rupees.

They've already bought tickets. It will pay for the new toilet.

Then show them the toilet! Five hundred to see my house.

Please come.

Oh, wow!

Wow!

Namaste!

Namaste!

- Oh, it's amazing! - Crazy, isn't it?

Every inch is being used. It's incredible.

- How many people live here? - I have no idea.

So small!

Nice T-shirt.

Oh, thanks. It's Nas. He's a rapper.

He's one of the biggest American rappers of all-time.

Rappers, I monkey flip 'em With the funky rhythm

I be kickin' musician Inflictin' composition of pain

I'm like Scarface, sniffin' cocaine.

Holding an M-16 See with the pen I'm extreme, now.

Bullet holes left in my peepholes I'm suited up in street clothes.

Hand me a nine and I'll defeat foes.

You know it. That's awesome! Can I take your picture?

Cool. Lovely meeting you!

Salaam.

Ma, we're off to work.

What's this?

Put on some clothes!

So now must we wash the Queen's dishes too?

- Open wide. - Father.

Mrs. Thakur has ordered some painkillers. I'll drop them off.

What's up?

How's your new mom?

Like an uninvited guest.

Hey!

Want to get me killed?

Why? You won't die for me?

Salaam.

Ma is very unhappy.

There's nothing I can do.

She's your sister.

And he's her husband.

Safeena, why are you walking so fast?

I'm getting late, Ma.

When will you be back?

- I'm not coming. - What?

What did you say?

Ma, I'm in medical school.

I can't keep skipping lectures to attend wretched weddings.

You want a slap right now?

How dare you call your cousin's wedding "wretched"?

Skipping one class will not cause a calamity.

Be home by one o'clock. Got it?

She's here. So is her mom.

- Hello, Aunty. - How are you, Suhani?

- Good. - Let's go.

- Look! I've got a secret admirer. - Who?

You replied?

Just to find out who it is.

Truecall this.

- What? - Check whose number it is.

- You're in some mood. - Why did you reply?

Tell me.

- Albina Dadarkar. - Our Albina?

What do you mean "our"?

Hey, Safeena!

- Where are you going? - Where are you going?

- Have you lost it? - Safeena!

Albina, where are you?

Albina.

Albina!

You know Murad and I have been together since we were 13, right?

So?

So!

Why are you texting him, you witch?

- We've been together for nine years. - That doesn't mean there'll be a tenth.

- Somebody, stop them! - What did you say?

Say it again. Go on!

- Get off me, bitch. - If I'm a bitch, what are you?

You witch!

Hurry up! Call Madam.

Stay away from him. You hear me?

Stay away from him!

- Don't look at him again. - Die, bitch!

Or I'll pull your eyes out!

The scratches aren't permanent, are they?

Albina says you hit her first.

She's lying, father.

Who is Murad?

You know him. My schoolmate.

Who?

- Razia's son? - Yes.

She used to cater for your father.

Albina sends Murad Valentine messages.

What?

Yes.

So Murad asked me to tell her to stop sending them.

She's lying, Father.

You can check her phone, Uncle.

- How can you check... - Shut up!

When I told her to stop sending them, she swore at me.

- Then I hit her once. - You're such a liar.

What's all this then?

It's nothing serious, Father.

I swear it.

She and Murad have been dating since school.

Oh! What utter rubbish.